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Mar 3rd, 2003 03:05 AM
KevinTheOmnivore -END THREAD-
Mar 3rd, 2003 01:43 AM
Zebra 3
The Massachusetts Skating Scholar

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Originally Posted by Les Waste
I hope, after a player with asthma and no hand-eye coordination on the rival high school named Dudley Nerdlinger brutally checks you into the boards (as often happens) your stick accidentally gets pressed up against you and the blade of it accidentally pokes through the cage on your helmet and gouges your eyeball out. I hope the resulting horrible pain not only leaves you 3/4 blind, as all the blood from the ruptured eye will damage the other eye, but I also hope that for the rest of your life you have an intensely painful migraine headache at all times, and when you cry because the pain is so bad, it makes the pain worse because your tear ducts are torn in so many places.
- It's impossible today for a hockey stick blade to accidently poke through a full face cage, but there's the hope that he's really that good of a player, and it all ends tragically somewhere on a Canadian major junior rink that does allow half shields.
Mar 1st, 2003 07:05 PM
Zero me, it just so happens that I attend your high school and if i remember correctly, you're one of the retarded children in the remedial classes. Oh yeah, and when did you develop the split personality. Creating a second username, in this case el chupacabra, just so you can make fun of yourself is pretty damn gay.

Thank you.
Feb 28th, 2003 09:32 PM
Malevolent I made no mention of your mother and offered you a second chance. You wasted that chance. Staying here longer would be masochistic. You have been warned.
Feb 28th, 2003 08:35 PM
El chupacabra I know that was retarded but nothing else came to mind and I needed a halfway decent insult, even if it was 6th grade humour
Feb 28th, 2003 08:27 PM
Rez
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Originally Posted by El chupacabra
So does that mean that you miss your virginity? I bet you lost your virginity to your momand thats why you miss her so much. If there is one person who should have hit the windsheild it was you, well, I bet your mom deserved it too. And what was up with Bitches? You are such a fag, leave Massachusetts immediatley!
you suck.


"uh butchu lost yer virrgunity to yuh mummuh ees why u miees hur tho mush"



i don't have sympathy for "me" but that was 6th grade asshole retarded.
Feb 28th, 2003 08:08 PM
El chupacabra So does that mean that you miss your virginity? I bet you lost your virginity to your momand thats why you miss her so much. If there is one person who should have hit the windsheild it was you, well, I bet your mom deserved it too. And what was up with Bitches? You are such a fag, leave Massachusetts immediatley!
Feb 28th, 2003 08:04 PM
me You guys are a bunch of senseless nerds. Do you know how much it hurts to lose something that you truely loved? No because none of lost anything, not even, unlike myself, my virginty. So fuck you guys and go to hell. Bitches.
Feb 28th, 2003 07:11 PM
Rez
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
and gets hit harder than his mother did


jeez, guys

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Feb 28th, 2003 07:05 PM
Carnivore You should just change your user name to match the sign that you daily find taped to your back: Kick me! You called down the thunder big time and cried like a bitch when it came time to reap the whirlwind. You can save face by admitting you were a complete dumbass, apologizing, and trying again. Scorn us now and you are beyond redemption.
Feb 28th, 2003 04:50 PM
Krythor Were you seriously expecting sympathy for admitting that your mother is dead? You deserve every tasteless joke with the punchline ending in "...across the windsheild" that you've got coming for you.
Feb 28th, 2003 04:47 PM
KevinTheOmnivore What's neglected is that many on this board (not myself, I am a total loser at times) actually MAKE their money being "computer nerds," thus their ability to be on so much.
Feb 28th, 2003 04:44 PM
GnrySgtHartman
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I bet half you fucks are computer nerds who have never had a girlfriend or a normal job in your lives

Actually, this detail is pretty accurate. Nice job.
Feb 28th, 2003 04:31 PM
KevinTheOmnivore
Feb 28th, 2003 04:30 PM
Bennett I got a great new signature
Feb 28th, 2003 04:23 PM
glowbelly and gets hit harder than his mother did
Feb 28th, 2003 04:03 PM
El chupacabra The Great Me once again opens himself up to a truck load of insults
Feb 28th, 2003 04:00 PM
KevinTheOmnivore wow, that's brutal.
Feb 28th, 2003 03:59 PM
El chupacabra me, to bad she wasn't holding you when she got hit by the car, she would have done the world a favour by killing you.
Feb 28th, 2003 03:56 PM
KevinTheOmnivore mom's.
Feb 28th, 2003 03:55 PM
El chupacabra ok, so how can you be so smart yet your mother is dumb enough to get hit by a car? And there is no one as dumb as " The Great ME"

What Bull shit
Feb 28th, 2003 03:53 PM
me My moms dead, she got hit by a truck, thanx for bringing it up chupacabra.
Feb 28th, 2003 03:52 PM
slavemason What, are you homebound? There are stupid fuckers everywhere.
Feb 28th, 2003 03:50 PM
El chupacabra yea, but how often do you get to make fun of someone who opens him self up as much as me?
Feb 28th, 2003 03:49 PM
slavemason I'm sure me would stop if he wasn't getting off on it. Three pages of this shit so far. Let this dinosaur die.
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