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May 4th, 2011 04:51 PM
Pentegarn Colonel, you're allllll right!
May 4th, 2011 10:39 AM
Colonel Flagg
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WalksTalks like a duick and quacks likesnacks on a dick.
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What you said.
May 4th, 2011 10:36 AM
Colonel Flagg
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Maybe he will have his own 'show of hands' and get self laid that way
Hangie, you need to be the master of your domain.
May 4th, 2011 06:06 AM
Pentegarn
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Walks like a duck and quacks likesnacks on a dick.
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May 4th, 2011 03:40 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost Walks like a duck and quacks like a dick.
May 4th, 2011 12:13 AM
Tadao I guessed it was womti as soon as I saw it. The thing is, you can't tell if it's wompti cause he is homeless. He has an ever changing I.P.
May 3rd, 2011 11:17 PM
Pentegarn I think the saying goes if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck....
May 3rd, 2011 11:01 PM
Grislygus I don't even know why you all bought into my womti guess in the first place
May 3rd, 2011 10:58 PM
Grislygus duh
May 3rd, 2011 10:56 PM
Pentegarn MLE says it isn't womti

But it fails like womti does so....
May 3rd, 2011 10:20 PM
Tadao it's just womti making womti jokes
May 3rd, 2011 07:10 PM
Grislygus Whoops, tactical error. Everyone knows the joke is that he's 45 years old and needs to suck a new pussy.



Because his girlfriend's a codependent enabler. Whatever. Long story short, Spags was sad on that one
May 3rd, 2011 04:19 PM
Womti tadao stop being fifteen years old and go suck a pussy
May 3rd, 2011 12:08 PM
Tadao I thought you said your dad listens to old school underground punk. Your dad probably listens to Green Day now. What a poser. If your dad was punk he'd hit you with a vodka bottle for being such a pussy.
May 3rd, 2011 10:07 AM
kahljorn TAKE HER TO THE WOODS THATS THE HAPPENIN PLACE TO GIVE PEOPLE WOOD
May 3rd, 2011 08:25 AM
MarioRPG
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OK not the weirdest, but maybe the most uncomfortable one
Not if he makes his WoW figures face the other way.
May 2nd, 2011 11:22 PM
Pentegarn
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Go for it on wednesday. The worst thing that could happen is if your parents come home for a nooner too.
If he is an opportunist, he'd bust out the camcorder and make the weirdest goddamned porno ever

OK not the weirdest, but maybe the most uncomfortable one
May 2nd, 2011 11:20 PM
Pentegarn
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Show of hands -- who here thinks Hangie will get laid on his half-day?

I thought so.
Maybe he will have his own 'show of hands' and get self laid that way
May 2nd, 2011 10:40 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Go for it on wednesday. The worst thing that could happen is if your parents come home for a nooner too.
May 2nd, 2011 10:09 PM
MarioRPG Decent attempt brah, next time have a less forever-a-virgin sounding excuse
e: but seriously! You kind of almost had it!
May 2nd, 2011 09:49 PM
Colonel Flagg Show of hands -- who here thinks Hangie will get laid on his half-day?

I thought so.
May 2nd, 2011 08:22 PM
Pentegarn Happy Half Day!
May 2nd, 2011 07:22 PM
Grislygus Half-day? How fucking old are you, fifteen?
May 2nd, 2011 06:29 PM
Hangie That'd be cool but then I'd actually be something resembling a man
May 2nd, 2011 06:08 PM
Tadao You should try getting some balls before you try getting laid.
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