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| Feb 29th, 2004 01:00 PM | ||
| NES Boy |
This reminds me of a radio commercial I heard yesterday. Mafia guy: You peice of- Commercial narrator: Salami. And this one Tiny Toons cartoon where Babs tries standup comedy: Roach dude: I'm the roach, man, you're just a bunch of (four bleeps. During the last three, we see a shot of the reaction of Buster, Plucky, Hamton, and a shilloetted audience) Bada bing bada boom. (audince laughs) As for Back to the Future, I read that there are alternate shots done for network airings. For the scene where Doc returns from his first visit from 2015, Marty asks if he and Jennifer become assholes in the future, while an alternate version asks if they become dorks. Not sure if it includes both Parts 1 and 2. Also, there's one in Part 3 done where Marty decides not to race Doug Needles. He said, "Yeah, do you think I'm stupid enough to race that asshole?" in one version, and in another, "I'm not stupid enough to race that butthead." |
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| Feb 29th, 2004 01:13 AM | ||
| Ooner |
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| Feb 28th, 2004 11:41 PM | ||
| Perndog |
Major League: "Strike this motherfucker out!" -> "Strike this guy out!" Four syllables reduced to one and overdubbed in a voice that sounds like a computer talking. Worst dub ever. |
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| Feb 28th, 2004 10:36 AM | ||
| executioneer |
swearing blew up the two towers its true saruman swore constantly  -willie |
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| Feb 28th, 2004 09:19 AM | ||
| the_dudefather |
why do they blur peoples mouths on tv when they swear now? are deaf people getting offended? or are they afraid kids will tape it and watch it over and over again to obtain the screat bleeped iout word? anyone see the episode of father ted when he was getting shouted at by angry picnicers angry man:"thats our fuppin spot you fuppin backstard, get the fupp off!" ted:"why are you talking like that?" (man points at sign with 'no swearing' rule) |
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| Feb 28th, 2004 04:16 AM | ||
| executioneer |
people dont even want to KNOW there's swearoing -willie |
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| Feb 28th, 2004 02:34 AM | ||
| Zbu Manowar | Can we ask why they simply don't bleep it out and be obvious about the censorship? | |
| Feb 25th, 2004 05:05 PM | ||
| pissed off salesman | I saw "Pink Floyd The Wall" on vh1 a while back, when censored htat movie makes even less sense than it did regularly. | |
| Feb 24th, 2004 03:36 PM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
Back to the Future 2: original Future Biff: ... Butt-head! Biff: who are you calling Butt-head, Butt-head? censored Future Biff: ... ... Biff: who are you calling ..., ...d? Then later Marty goes "lets get our asses back to the future!" and it goes uncensored on tv loo I love the ABC version of Mallrats http://www.viewaskew.com/tv/abcrats/ |
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| Feb 24th, 2004 02:51 PM | ||
| Zebra 3 |
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| Feb 24th, 2004 01:37 PM | ||
| Bennett |
Big Lebowski: "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass." to "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps." wtf? |
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| Feb 24th, 2004 01:20 PM | ||
| Brandon |
Die Hard ORIGINAL: "That crazy motherfucker." EDITED: "That crazy melon farmer." MELON FARMER?! |
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| Feb 24th, 2004 12:07 PM | ||
| Daphne |
Goonies Original Mouth: No way, cause then her mom's gotta drive you, then you gotta make it with her AND her mom Censored Mouth (in a weird, surfer voice) No way, cause then her mom's gotta drive you, then you gotta take her AND her mom. Original: Mouth : Sounds like my grandfather taking a leak, Mikey, thrillsville. Censored: Mouth (in a weird, surfer voice) Sounds like someone's shower leaking. It's so weird, because what was so offensive about the lines in the first place? Goonies has some of the worst censored moments, aside from the Breakfast Club and Blazing Saddles. |
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| Feb 24th, 2004 08:52 AM | ||
| the_dudefather |
back to the future: doc: "when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, your going to see some serious shit" becomes doc: "when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, your going to see some serious STUFF" |
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| Feb 21st, 2004 03:12 PM | ||
| bartman |
Die Hard 2: Yippie Kae Yah Mother Fucker -> Yippie Kae Yah Mr. Falcon Porky's on Comedy Central (something like this): originally: guy 1: So did you get the ******? guy 2: come on man...you know they prefer to be called colored. censored: guy 1: So did you get the black guy? guy 2: come on man...you know they prefer to be called colored. |
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| Feb 21st, 2004 02:21 PM | ||
| Mr. Vagiclean |
FORGET YOU!  I remember watching Saving Private Ryan's beach scene on a very public channel. You couldn't tell what the hell was going on :/ |
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| Feb 21st, 2004 01:06 PM | ||
| ScruU2wice | Rush hour - "From whats up my nigga" to "whats up my negro" | |
| Feb 21st, 2004 12:35 PM | ||
| AChimp | You're allowed to swear on Canadian TV if you can prove it's art. | |
| Feb 21st, 2004 12:03 PM | ||
| Drew Katsikas | You already said that, scum fucker. | |
| Feb 21st, 2004 11:24 AM | ||
| Pee Wee Herman | NOBODY MOVE OR THE ****** GETS IT! | |
| Feb 21st, 2004 06:30 AM | ||
| executioneer |
blazing saddles :/ -willie |
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| Feb 21st, 2004 06:08 AM | ||
| pjalne |
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| Feb 21st, 2004 03:28 AM | ||
| Comrade Rocket |
I remember in one movie they replaced Mother Fucker with Monkey Feathers. FREZZE MONKEY FEATHER  and in another one they replaced Fucking mother fuckers with Flipping Watermelon Farmer
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| Feb 21st, 2004 01:18 AM | ||
| drunkbrigade | The king of censored movies is Scarface. "whered you get a scar like that tough guy? Eating pineapple?" | |
| Feb 20th, 2004 11:59 PM | ||
| ProfessorCool |
I watched mallrats on tbs, somebody with a monotone voice pretty much did over all of jay's voice. FLY tubby FLY! |
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