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Jan 11th, 2008 07:42 PM
executioneer if i said i thought this should be the loveline chatroom thread now and that it should be sticky would anyone make a joke about how if theres any more dciks in it its gonna be sticky anyways
Jan 11th, 2008 07:40 PM
MattJack Sam, you should ttlly do that cuz i just can't get enough d*ck posts
Jan 11th, 2008 07:39 PM
executioneer
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Originally Posted by MattJack View Post


I <3 loveline, so fuck yall. I love reading posts about d*cks, what's wrong with yall?????????????????????????????????????

I HAVE AN AVOIDANT PERSONALITY DISORDER OK
Jan 11th, 2008 07:04 PM
Zomboid This really is wonderful in so many ways.
Jan 11th, 2008 07:00 PM
Sam Mattjack I am going to write you a 13 page missive about my d*ck just to make you happy.
Jan 11th, 2008 06:44 PM
MattJack
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Originally Posted by Seven Force View Post
ALSO MY BONER ARRIVES ON COMMAND FUCK THAT TEASING SHIT


I <3 loveline, so fuck yall. I love reading posts about d*cks, what's wrong with yall?????????????????????????????????????
Jan 11th, 2008 06:35 PM
Tadao This sounds like a booty call. Don't go falling in love. Let her do that first.
Jan 11th, 2008 06:07 PM
Esuohlim God I hate Loveline
Jan 11th, 2008 05:47 PM
Sacks My boner shows up and overstays his welcome like a fat dog that gets on the couch when it's not supposed to.
Jan 11th, 2008 05:42 PM
Seven Force ALSO MY BONER ARRIVES ON COMMAND FUCK THAT TEASING SHIT
Jan 11th, 2008 05:36 PM
Seven Force take it from me, no one can resist the cougar when shes out on the prowl
Jan 11th, 2008 05:32 PM
executioneer
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Originally Posted by macrodeath View Post
there's nothing to be shamed about sex
fucking bullshit, there is EVERYTHING to be shamed about
Jan 11th, 2008 12:12 PM
macrodeath
Frankenweenie strikes back...

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Originally Posted by Sam View Post
AND HAVING A GODDAMN BONER
Yes, my dick does work! It takes just a little teasing after sex, to make it hard again. Actually, when i was dating my now-ex, it got up again after we made love, all by itself. Didn't even think about anything, it just happened.
But my ex didn't like it when i shouted:- "it's alive, it's alive!!!"
Her sense of humor ended there, and she was mad at me for rest of the week.

(This is the loveline forum indeed, all about my dick. Don't want to offend anyone, i just feel like there's nothing to be shamed about sex.)
Jan 11th, 2008 11:30 AM
Sam AND HAVING A GODDAMN BONER
Jan 11th, 2008 11:23 AM
macrodeath
let's just say...

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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie View Post
Be sure to keep us posted on the aftermath, er, afterglow.
I tell you one thing: If i die now, i'll die as the happiest fucker ever
I came home this morning tired and happy and went to bed to get some sleep. When i was about to start dreaming, my phone rings:
-"Are you awake? Do you remember that you have to go to Helsinki (capitol of Finland), 8 o' clock?"
Yes, i had meeting with a neurologist because of problems with my concentration , or whatever.
It was fun to sit in a car while trying to stay awake on the way to the doctors office and having to concentrate on some mindfuck tests. (And having a goddamn boner, whenever i thought about the last night).
Yes, i had a perfect day with the her and i'm gonna meet her again every time her kids are going to their father's place.
This may be the best time of my life,now it can only get worse...
Jan 11th, 2008 03:12 AM
Sacks This is insanely great.
Jan 10th, 2008 05:10 PM
Zomboid Gross.
Jan 10th, 2008 02:09 PM
Dr. Boogie "Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Fuhrer!"
Jan 10th, 2008 02:08 PM
Sethomas Only in association with movies featuring Jimmy Stuart.
Jan 10th, 2008 02:06 PM
Dr. Boogie Can you even mention the 1940s in Germany?
Jan 10th, 2008 01:55 PM
Sethomas " All heil the King Slime!!!"

You know, I've never actually looked up the translation for "Sieg Heil". The German wiktionary wasn't helping with the word "Heil" (I knew "Sieg" to mean "victory"), but I always assumed that it had something to do with the verb "heilen", "to heal", like maybe the impertive form of it or something. I mean, it obviously looks like "hail", but be wary of false friends. Still, "Win! Heal!" didn't make sense to me either.

According to the English wikipedia entry on "Sieg Heil", it is indeed the more obvious "Hail victory". Furthermore, "Saying the phrase in Germany today is a criminal offence punishable by up to three years of prison (StGB, section 86a). The same is true for expressions that might be mistaken for 'Sieg Heil'."
Jan 10th, 2008 01:42 PM
Dr. Boogie Be sure to keep us posted on the aftermath, er, afterglow.
Jan 10th, 2008 01:39 PM
Esuohlim Yeah man you sure did luck out on this one! I can't even win the lottery let alone get this kind of opportunity
Jan 10th, 2008 01:34 PM
macrodeath Man, i just made a date with her. I'm so fucking nervous right now. What the hell? I'm so fucking lucky right now... (I hope she wont be disappointed with me)
Jan 10th, 2008 01:12 PM
HickMan
"Fuck her! Fuck her brains out!"
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