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|Mar 21st, 2008 09:52 PM|
I'd criticize your work, Max, if I could find one abstract form of verbiage that was excessive in redundancy or loose in verisimilitude, but in fact all your free-associating obfuscations serve only to add to the greater delectability of the iambic pentameter.
|Mar 21st, 2008 09:05 PM|
|Count Mek||I'm sure if I understood the things it'd be awesome man.|
|Mar 21st, 2008 12:53 PM|
Nice again, Max ^^
Introspection and Cubicle Ape were my favorites
|Mar 20th, 2008 12:03 AM|
Thanks for the explanations, Max.
Though I can't offer you money, will my soul do?
|Mar 19th, 2008 04:01 PM|
|MLE||<3 you Max|
|Mar 19th, 2008 03:06 PM|
|mburbank||Too true, but then I'm always well positioned to reward myself for my own slavish loyalty.|
|Mar 19th, 2008 02:57 PM|
|Tadao||You even suck up too yourself.|
|Mar 19th, 2008 02:56 PM|
Thanks all, and who doesn't have a crush on me? I mean seriously. I am delectable.
Iron Dave and the other Dave are not only not the same Dave, they aren't based on actual people. They are more personifications of ideas. To me 'Dave' is a great every man name. Years ago I spent some time knocking around Indian reservations out in the four states area, and it seemed like every guide I met was named Dave. There's a great Kids in the Hall song, "These are the Daves I know." Joe, Johnny and Dave are my favorite anybody names.
To paraphrase a certain animated skunk, Beatpole can call me Flower if he wants to. My love embraces all.
And as far as sucking up goes, what would be the point? That being said, anyone who wants to send me money is allowed to.
|Mar 16th, 2008 12:16 AM|
Max, I just wish I had a cappuccino to drink while enjoying this fine poetry.
Stay cool, Daddy-O! 8)
|Mar 16th, 2008 12:14 AM|
I really wasn't joking, I just went to the latest Burbank article to post it.
Although I do have quite a crush on Max
|Mar 15th, 2008 12:48 PM|
Oooo someone has a crush.
|Mar 15th, 2008 08:52 AM|
|fiercealmond||I just woke up from a dream in which I was watching the spanish channel (Which I navigated with a map from Metroid) and the show I was watching mostly consisted of you walking out onto a lawn in pajamas and a bathrobe, yelling "I'm Max Burbank" at the top of your lungs, and me saying to the person watching TV with me "That lawn is in salem."|
|Mar 15th, 2008 12:31 AM|
|Mar 14th, 2008 11:09 PM|
|Jigby Huggletinks||This Beatpole fellow defies the ways of my Burbankist faith. He shall be eliminated in the quickest manner feasibly executable.|
|Mar 13th, 2008 11:27 PM|
|Tadao||You guys are all suck ups.|
|Mar 13th, 2008 11:24 PM|
|El Sammo||Yeah beatpole, fuck off. I was always under the impression that poetry didn't have to have any kind of form or reason. It's called freeform I believe, I didn't pay that much attention in english class.|
|Mar 13th, 2008 10:01 PM|
|Mar 13th, 2008 03:53 PM|
|Mar 13th, 2008 06:16 AM|
|El Sammo||I've always hated Elmo. It's my opinion that he's responsible for Grovers crack addiction. How else is he to cope with the pain of knowing he's been replaced by that high-voiced annoying jackass? There is no other way, that's how. It's been proven scientifically. By scientists.|
|Mar 13th, 2008 12:04 AM|
i'd say beatpole IS another whipping boy
|Mar 12th, 2008 11:43 PM|
|whoareyou||actually beatpole I passed all of my poetry classes(high school and college levels) and Max is a damn fine poet in the david sedaris vein. Witch City is fantastic. my personal favorite.|
|Mar 12th, 2008 09:19 PM|
|JoeyJoJoJr||The best poetry comes from the most troubled minds, I love it Max|
|Mar 12th, 2008 09:09 PM|
|Mar 12th, 2008 08:54 PM|
|beatpole||It is reassuring to see that there is someone out there who is worse at poetry than I am. I mean, I've failed every poetry course I ever took in school or otherwise, but you suck. What I mean to say is, Thank You for sucking so hard. I may be laughing at you and not with you, but at least you made me laugh.|
|Mar 12th, 2008 07:52 PM|
|Pentegarn||I agree, Elmo DID ruin Sesame Street|
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