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| Jul 6th, 2004 06:15 AM | |||
| Dole | Thats just too fucking strange to fully comprehend! | ||
| Jul 5th, 2004 06:29 PM | |||
| Mockery |
Yeah, I used to work for a South Asian internet startup company. It was gonna be this big online community for South Asians, but after a while I realized that the idea wasn't gonna work cuz the management sucked. Luckily I quit before their dot com bubble burst. Anyway, from working there I saw a lot of Bollywood movies 'n stuff. And while the movies weren't that great, they were definitely a million times better than any of that Turkish crap. And if I took nothing else away from my time working at a South Asian company, it's that I got to see plenty photos of Aishwarya Rai - the owner of perhaps the best eyes evar. :o Thanks for the info though DerGeist, and I'm glad ya enjoyed the big review.  -RoG- |
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| Jul 5th, 2004 04:37 PM | |||
| DerGeist |
First off, this was a hilarious review of the movie, I nearly laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. Great stuff. The Turkish movie industry is pretty much plagued with this kind of stuff...so embarassing that you're not sure how people with frontal lobes larger than raisinettes could conceive of, film, and produce such a movie and yet not realize how intensely pathetic it is. And, one would hope, upon the realization of just how terrible their production actually is, they would either end their own lives or hide in shame forever. Yet somehow, they continue to produce poor-quality films and "proudly present" them...so sad. Though I've noticed recently that the films are getting *somewhat* better, they're still nothing compared to Bollywood, and even that should give an indication of how crappy stuff is in general (since Bollywood is pretty bad, too). But, maybe I'm being too caustic (maybe?) Anyway, I speak Turkish, so if I perchance happen upon a copy I would gladly translate for y'all. Also, "3 Dev Adam" is kinda more like "3 Colossal/Gigantic/etc Men" ... hard to explain, like most stuff when going between Turkish and English. Don't even get me started on agglutination and sentence structure. ;-) Anyway, fantastic job, funny as hell. |
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| Jul 3rd, 2004 02:20 PM | |||
| Pancakes | IM SORRY I ONLY GOT THROUGH THE 1ST PARAGRAPH BECAUSE I FOUND IT TO BE INCREDIBLY BORING | ||
| Jul 3rd, 2004 01:42 PM | |||
| Riptide0999 | The evil guinea pigs was probably one of the most unexpected parts. Pretty funny too. | ||
| Jul 3rd, 2004 01:24 PM | |||
| Mockery | Yeah but compare him to Spidey, I mean at least Captain America is still a good guy... and I he doesn't carry a switchblade or deadly guinea pigs... nor does he have monstrous eyebrows. | ||
| Jul 2nd, 2004 08:10 PM | |||
| darkvare |
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| Jul 2nd, 2004 06:26 PM | |||
| Girl Drink Drunk | my god. its bad enough that cap's wings are missing (on his mask) , but he doesn't have a fucking shield | ||
| Jul 2nd, 2004 06:55 AM | |||
| Mockery |
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| Jul 1st, 2004 02:08 PM | |||
| darkvare |
i've been a fan of mexican wrestling for a long time and in thosse years when i was a kid many wrestlers had movies just like this one like santo and blue panther against the mmumies they were really fun 
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| Jul 1st, 2004 12:41 PM | |||
| Gynecological | 20 bucks says they f-up lord of the rings! Its not fair! leave our cinema alone. | ||
| Jul 1st, 2004 12:01 PM | |||
| FartinMowler |
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| Jul 1st, 2004 11:35 AM | |||
| Mockery | That's because it said to EMAIL it to me, not post it. :o | ||
| Jul 1st, 2004 11:25 AM | |||
| Immortal Goat |
THIS POST WAS NEVER EDITED! 
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| Jun 30th, 2004 11:15 PM | |||
| Mockery | Exorcist? Hah, awesome I'll have to find that one sometime. I heard 3 Dev Adam was pretty much the most insane of all the shitty Turkish films, so that's why I started with it. Still, I'm sure the other ones are gonna be amusing to watch. But for now, I'm done with Turkey for a while... have other pieces to get back to work on. | ||
| Jun 30th, 2004 11:04 PM | |||
| Supafly345 |
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Turkish Starwars Turkish Wizard of Oz Turkish ET Turkish Star Trek Turkish Exorcist This spidy movie is a new one though. |
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| Jun 30th, 2004 11:03 PM | |||
| Mockery |
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| Jun 30th, 2004 09:49 PM | |||
| ziggytrix |
AHH... MILK!
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| Jun 30th, 2004 09:22 PM | |||
| eva01 |
 that truly IS scary... |
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| Jun 30th, 2004 09:15 PM | |||
| stong bah | Hey RoG, you know how you mentioned Turkish Star Trek and hinted at doing a review for it? Something Awful beat you to it. | ||
| Jun 30th, 2004 07:51 PM | |||
| Mockery |
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| Jun 30th, 2004 03:45 PM | |||
| Neurotic monkey | He probably borrowed it from blockbuster. I think I saw this film their once. | ||
| Jun 30th, 2004 01:06 PM | |||
| Cosmo Electrolux | I thought Captain Turkey was Jared from the Subway ads. | ||
| Jun 30th, 2004 12:59 PM | |||
| eva01 |
why is captain AMERICA in that thing? shouldnt they have at least changed it to captain turkey? 
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| Jun 30th, 2004 10:19 AM | |||
| mburbank |
Mock, that's lovely. What I want to know, though, and I bet it's a story worth writting, is how the hell you came into heard of and acquired this film. |
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