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| Aug 15th, 2004 01:56 AM | ||
| Skulhedface |
Though we do indeed have a bathroom at work, might I remind you veterans and let you newbs know that I work in a tattoo parlor, with tattoo artists and their slutty girlfriends who can't wait. Our bathroom has that unique fragrance you can only get in nightclubs: the combined smell of urine, shit and sex. Maybe it's bad for my bowels, but even if I have to shit the minute I get there, I hold it until I get home. |
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| Aug 15th, 2004 12:31 AM | ||
| mubert |
It IS hard to shit in a public restroom for me, cause when I blow chunks, you can seriously hear it for miles. Also, I have a giant ass, and the toilets are built for Paris Hilton. When I hear these stories, I'm glad that I live in Portland, one of the cleanest cities in the US. All we have to do is dump all of the homeless people in LA, and we'll be better. I take Zoloft, and I like never shit, wtf? |
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| Aug 15th, 2004 12:03 AM | ||
| ArrowX | you title seems to drop it from the sky yet you say otherwise. Please explain. | |
| Aug 14th, 2004 11:48 PM | ||
| Terra |
I shit at home. Merry fucking Christmas. |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 07:57 PM | ||
| Dr. V | I take Zoloft, so I shit like every 5 minutes, so yes I go at work. Someimes like 2-3 times a day. But I can clean the tolet when ever I want, so I make sure it's sparkling. | |
| Aug 14th, 2004 05:44 PM | ||
| Seven Force |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 05:42 PM | ||
| JeefGyle |
I used to work at a movie theatre, and every so often I'd get the shit job of cleaning the bathrooms. Well, one day I stumble into a stall that looked like a murder scene. There was shit everywhere, and whoever committed this vile act actually managed to get shit INTO the toilet paper holder, ruining all the unused paper. But the best part was that on the wall, written in shit was the phrase: "Daredevil Sucks"
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| Aug 14th, 2004 03:52 PM | ||
| Dixie | yes, 3x a day. expresso does that to your bowels. | |
| Aug 14th, 2004 03:34 PM | ||
| AChimp | It's possible, yes, but doesn't usually happen outside of bars and elementary school. | |
| Aug 14th, 2004 03:31 PM | ||
| subterfuge |
HEY, CHIMP, STOP THROWING YOUR POOP AT TARGET! Do men poop in urinals? |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 02:50 PM | ||
| sports | hahaha | |
| Aug 14th, 2004 12:41 PM | ||
| AChimp |
I was in a Target in Grand Forks many years ago and all but one of the stalls was being used. The free stall was covered in shit and piss and toilet paper. It was almost like a tornado used that stall. I was washing my hands when some grunting redneck comes running in, already undoing his belt. He rushed into the shit-filled stall and... "AWW FUCK!"
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| Aug 14th, 2004 12:30 PM | ||
| FS |
sports, you ought to change your name to the_voice_of_reason 
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| Aug 14th, 2004 11:31 AM | ||
| sports |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 11:27 AM | ||
| ThisIsWitty |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 11:23 AM | ||
| sports |
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At my school nobody seems to flush the tiolet. Why? Cause it has so much crap in it, if you did it would overflow onto the floor. That guy just wanted attention plain and simple. |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 11:20 AM | ||
| kellychaos | Get thee to a rookery! | |
| Aug 14th, 2004 11:15 AM | ||
| rook |
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one time i was at one of these 24 hr mcdonald's, and like at 3 a.m. this huge shaved-head serbian burst out of the bathroom, pointed at this guy in line, and yells "YOU. YOU DIDN'T FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET." the guy in line actually turns around and says "Me?" The serb screams, "YES YOU. YOU DIDN'T FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET." the guy in line says "I tried but it was broken." the serb replies "NEXT TIME, FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET, FUCKER." i just about choked on my fries. this guy cleaning the floors next to me dropped his mop and almost fell over laughing. probably the only reason why i like mcdonald's. but seriously, how do you shit on the floor? is it really too hard to get to the toilet. like peeing is one thing, but most have better restraint over their bowels. maybe the disabled toilet was too high? i was in some shitty goth club once and someone had managed to shit on the wall. i still think it was nadia comenici. |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 04:30 AM | ||
| Dole |
I have just got to work to discover someone has managed to shit on the floor of our disabled toilet, and there is only one candidate it could have been. And he's not disabled. I was sitting in a cubicle of a toilet in a place I used to work in, and heard a man in the cubicle next to me say, in a strained voice 'OOOH YE BUGGER!'. And then a splosh. |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 03:28 AM | ||
| dead_pigeon |
People actually sit on public toilets??? Can you catch AIDS from a toilet seat? |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 02:44 AM | ||
| FS |
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| Aug 13th, 2004 11:18 PM | ||
| Seven Force | I don't shit in the restroom at school for health concerns. Besides, everyone already knows the proper place to take a shit in public is in plant pots, coffee mugs, and under the bleachers. | |
| Aug 13th, 2004 10:56 PM | ||
| punkgrrrlie10 | During the Bar everyone was so stressed that you could smell it in the women's restroom. Nothing like a thousand chicks yakking and having diarrhea. | |
| Aug 13th, 2004 10:14 PM | ||
| Sethomas |
Everyone knows that girls don't poop. 
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| Aug 13th, 2004 09:19 PM | ||
| sports |
...  ...wha? I'm changing the subject...nice avatar.
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