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Jul 10th, 2011 01:18 PM
creeposaurus I'm not a fighter, I'm an instigator.
Jul 9th, 2011 10:01 PM
Colonel Flagg CAT FIGHT!

My money is on Creep.
Jul 9th, 2011 12:02 PM
creeposaurus
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Originally Posted by Pram Maven View Post
MORE COCK PLEASE
whaaaaa?

Jul 9th, 2011 11:21 AM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by Pram Maven View Post
SHUT UP, CUNT.
Jul 9th, 2011 10:41 AM
Pram Maven
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Originally Posted by creeposaurus View Post
My breasts are leathery and look like collapsed helium balloons. Also, my vagina is one of the only vaginas in these United States that can produce wall tack.
SHUT UP, CUNT.
Jul 9th, 2011 09:42 AM
Colonel Flagg Cut it out you guys. You're RUINING HIS REPUTATION!

I'm sure he'll report you to the Federal Internet Police.
Jul 8th, 2011 04:59 PM
creeposaurus Google Image Search agrees

Jul 8th, 2011 04:42 PM
Zomboid Ugh. What is it with Portland's own Don Carlson (animator, claymation, http://donmation.blogspot.com/) that makes him so racist and prone to deviant sexual behavior?
Jul 8th, 2011 04:32 PM
kahljorn
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As long as there are children in the world Don Carlson will never stop cumming.
that guy is just so gross!
Jul 8th, 2011 02:02 PM
ThrashO
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Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
or did he just stop coming?
As long as there are children in the world Don Carlson will never stop coming.
Jul 8th, 2011 01:52 PM
kahljorn did you guys ban don carlson for being a racist child molester or did he just stop coming?
Jul 8th, 2011 01:30 PM
ThrashO Don Carlson had his with me. First he finds my facebook and then finds my little sister. SHES ONLY 8.

He sends her pictures of HIS PENIS. Don Carlson did. She brings it to me and goes "Tommy, whats this?" and I say "Well it looks like a retard tried to make a crescent roll and didn't use nearly enough dou- HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!"

It was Don Carlson's penis, absolutely riddled with tatoo's of Swaztikas and covered in the dried hymen blood of little girls and boys.

After finding HIS WEBSITE THAT HAD ALL OF HIS CLAYMATION WORK BECAUSE HE'S AN ANIMATOR FROM PORTLAND I sent him an e-mail asking him to please leave my 8 YEAR OLD SISTER ALONE. This is what he replied:

PramMaven@aol.com: **** you you stupid black ass ****** **** you and all your ****** friends if I ever get my **** out of this 9 year old im gonna **** your **** and **** until its covered. When im not writing music making clay guys or looking for a job im ****** in the **** with my **** just like your sister every ****** day. I might seem like a normal guy outside of my home but in my own privacy my ***** is ***** with ***** ***** ****** but ********* is where its at. IM OUT OF MODEL PLANE GLUE AND IM STARTING TO SOBER. FUCK THE POLICE. IM GONNA BE THE GRAND DRAGON OF PORTLAND LIKE MY DAD, JERRY BRUDOS. HERE'S MORE ABOUT HIM: http://crime.about.com/od/serial/a/jerry_brudos.htm

- Don Carlson
Jul 8th, 2011 07:39 AM
Chojin now is the moment that don carlson will have his revenge
Jul 8th, 2011 12:37 AM
Tadao My life is perfect
Jul 6th, 2011 02:05 PM
creeposaurus I'm glad I took the time to read this today. I've gone through similar things and thought I was a fucked up person because of it. I'm really glad I read this, I don't feel so alone anymore.
Jul 6th, 2011 01:45 PM
Esuohlim US ZHUKOV FANS HAVE BEEN DISAPPOINTED TIME AND TIME AGAIN
Jul 6th, 2011 09:16 AM
Colonel Flagg Well, I know that's enough for me.
Jul 6th, 2011 06:09 AM
Zhukov I don't really have a great story to tell, and I certainly can't think up anything exciting to warrant me typing more than a few lines. Zhukov fans will just have to make do with this lackluster post for now.
Jul 5th, 2011 07:18 PM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg View Post
You're thinking of elx, my good man.
Right you are sir

My bad

But that shows that all internet females have merged into one entity for me
Jul 5th, 2011 03:21 PM
Colonel Flagg @ netuohnav
Jul 5th, 2011 01:33 PM
Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg View Post
Wiffy seems like a female version of Tadao
Exactly. I hope Tadao is having a great time posting as Wiffles with the laptop he brought with him on his honeymoon
Jul 5th, 2011 12:44 PM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by Pentegarn View Post
This thread shattered my perceived image of Wiffles

I wonder what the Colonel will have to say about this though, what with him calling you his adopted granddaughter and all
You're thinking of elx, my good man.

Wiffy seems like a female version of Tadao, but she does sometimes act like a real person, so I guess I'm not quite sold on the "character" story as yet. Time will tell.

I would happily adopt her, if she felt the need of a somewhat used-up Dad. She's a little too old to be my granddaughter, though. I think.
Jul 5th, 2011 12:01 PM
The Leader
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT YOU CAN SEEK SOLACE IN THE FACT THAT YOU ARE IN NO WAY RELATED TO DON CARLSON
As we have the same surname, I'm not ruling out a distant cousinhood or some such bullshit that would totally ruin my whole fucking day.
Jul 5th, 2011 02:09 AM
Shyandquietguy The man who picked up syphilis from a dirty soda can, Don Carlson.

I would talk about my life, but I'm so emotionally avoident and abysmally stagnant that I would be surprised if I lived past 30.
Jul 5th, 2011 01:19 AM
Otto The man that is well known to enjoy cupping his hand over his ass, farting in it, and then smelling his hand, Don Carlson.
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