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Mar 23rd, 2004 03:34 PM
kellychaos My girlfriend dropped 20 lbs ... from her tits to her ass. :rimshot
Mar 21st, 2004 09:11 AM
glowbelly i joined curves on friday. they have me slated to lose 25 pounds and 28 inches. my first workout is tomorrow. i plan on showering after i'm done.
Mar 20th, 2004 04:13 PM
kellychaos The loud music would only help my evil plan. I would sit in the middle of class, fart, and look hard at another nearby student until everyone believes he committed the foul treachery. I would then beg out of class, basing my departure on the nausea induced from the gastrointestinal assault.
Mar 19th, 2004 11:02 PM
Cosmo Electrolux P.S. I worked back and biceps and did 30 minutes on the Rotex...and you would not sleep in my class...the music is too damned loud
Mar 19th, 2004 11:00 PM
Cosmo Electrolux It's the moonshine they're brewing up there in them hills....it makes 'em crazy as shithouse rats

:hillbilly
Mar 19th, 2004 09:22 PM
thebiggameover

ninjas!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 19th, 2004 09:15 PM
Zebra 3 - Tennesse had a "Monkey Trial" once.
Mar 19th, 2004 07:49 PM
AChimp I was referring to Canada remark.
Mar 19th, 2004 07:46 PM
kahljorn they tried to make being gay and having gay sex a crime against nature in Tennesse.
Mar 19th, 2004 07:19 PM
AChimp
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It is not out lawed here as it is, say in the Caribbean or Zimbabwe, nor is legislature to that effect even being considered as it is in Canada.
That's news to me. :/

Last I heard, we were all getting our queer on up here.
Mar 19th, 2004 07:07 PM
The_Rorschach Not to get on topic or anything, but you know, the similarities American's share on this topic are far more interesting than thoughts concerning our disagreements.

For instance, few -if any- in America are opposed to homosexual practice. It is not out lawed here as it is, say in the Caribbean or Zimbabwe, nor is legislature to that effect even being considered as it is in Canada. Nor, from what I have been reading, are Americans opposed to civic unions. It is simply the infringement upon tradition which stikes up any opposition whatsoever, and to be honest, that's understandable. Marriage is a concept which was concieved from religion, regardless of which creed one credits, and has always had a spiritual flair to it. For the adamantly irreligious there are civic unions which can be conducted on any ship at sea and courthouse in the country.

Of course, this is the same with any politically oriented question raised within the US. Bush and Kerry, when one examines their standings en toto, are roughly seventy six percent similar. What petty indifferences they have are expounded loudly and at length in order to present a portrait of independant thinking - An elusive quality non-existant within the world today.
Mar 19th, 2004 06:56 PM
AChimp Those calories are going straight to your hips, sister. Mmm-hmm.

:blackwoman
Mar 19th, 2004 06:47 PM
FartinMowler I thought about Glowbelly having a shower but she had a different head and body but then I realized I was having a nap and I was hungry so I ate and had another nap
Mar 19th, 2004 05:17 PM
glowbelly i worked out, took a shower, ate dinner and went to bed.

how's that for mixin it up a little?
Mar 19th, 2004 04:29 PM
kellychaos I'd take a seat in the back and sleep in class.
Mar 19th, 2004 03:41 PM
AChimp I'd probably sleep in instead of going to your class.
Mar 19th, 2004 03:30 PM
Cosmo Electrolux if I got you in one of my classes, I would SO kick your ass Chimp!!
Mar 19th, 2004 03:08 PM
AChimp Just nap. Working out isn't worth it.
Mar 19th, 2004 02:20 PM
punkgrrrlie10 nap and then work out. The work out will help clear away the grogginess from the nap and get you going.
Mar 19th, 2004 12:27 PM
Helm Zhukov made me laugh for the first time since he started posting here.
Mar 19th, 2004 09:23 AM
Zhukov You should eat carbohydrates, work out, take a shower, then nap.

This is the exact routine the Bulgarian weightlifting team used to secure a swag of olympic gold medals during the eighties, except instead of showering, they would go in saunas or somewhere with steam. Close enough though.

You will build huge muscles!
Mar 19th, 2004 12:43 AM
Guderian Acceptance of gay marriage killed the dinosaurs.
Mar 19th, 2004 12:39 AM
crash0814 I propose that there's no need to be a dick.

Thoughts?
Mar 18th, 2004 08:27 PM
thebiggameover i would work out then nap...
Mar 18th, 2004 03:59 PM
kellychaos In the former, would the workout be followed by a shower?
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