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| Dec 24th, 2006 01:36 PM | ||
| Grislygus | I just ran out because I completely forgot to get my dad a gift, and the local bookstore had ONE copy of How To Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way for five percent off. | |
| Dec 24th, 2006 11:23 AM | ||
| zeldasbiggestfan |
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| Dec 24th, 2006 05:10 AM | ||
| BlueOatmeal | I want to give all the girls of the world a kiss! | |
| Dec 23rd, 2006 10:12 PM | ||
| DuFresne |
You can't give AIDS. You can only give HIV. I believe this board has spent enough time on this subject for you to know that 
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| Dec 23rd, 2006 11:41 AM | ||
| Crimson Ghost | A.I.D.S. | |
| Dec 23rd, 2006 01:45 AM | ||
| Preechr |
I sent my 2 and 3 year old nieces the most noisy but fun things I can find because I'm kind of a little pissed at my sister at the moment, plus I'm just generally an asshole. Two really soft and huggable stuffed animals (a sheep and a pig) that have those little things embedded in their paws that make animal noises when you squeeze them... Then, a fake MP3 player that plays really gay nursery rhyme songs and a fake microphone that plays gay music and lets them record them singing to the gay music and then play it back... It's all wrapped in poppy plastic with about 5 lbs of shredded paper stuffed in there just to make a mess. She's gonna call up and cuss me out good. |
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| Dec 23rd, 2006 12:57 AM | ||
| Dire Flamingo | I'm giving my cousin some "Littlest Pet Shop" things, my mom a scarf I knit that doesn't actually look shitty, and my dad a Frank Zappa shirt in a tin R. Crumb lunchbox because I can't wrap things. | |
| Dec 22nd, 2006 11:18 PM | ||
| DuFresne |
I'm giving my girlfriend a penguin that craps out jellybeans. Everyone else gets the joy of simply knowing me, which better damn well be enough.
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| Dec 22nd, 2006 03:47 PM | ||
| NightOfTheLivingDon |
I got my woman a talking Pee-Wee Herman doll with a Chairy puppet whose eyes move, Ghostigital's first album (which is actually just Einar Orn and the album's name is Ghostigital which later became the band name because people from Iceland have a couple bats in the belfry), and a South Park shirt with Stan holding a boombox over his head and it says Shock the Monkey on the bottom. She wants Shock the Monkey to be our wedding song. That's cool. Luckily she's with me on the notion that X-mas is for toys and Valentines is for jewelry. My buddy Dave is coming up from the city because he can't get to Florida to see his family, so I bought him a Hadeki Matsui wall clock. He better appreciate that. I fucking hate the Yankees, and loath giving them money. I think she bought me a Wii. There's only one Wii sized box under the tree with my name on it. I've been feeling like Cartman for a week. My television is doomed. And for myself, a bottle of Jameson, a bottle of Baileys, and a twelve pack of Guiness!  I'll be sending naked pictures to Sen. Foley. |
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| Dec 22nd, 2006 02:02 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux | what a coincidence, I'm sending Chojin naked pics too. | |
| Dec 22nd, 2006 01:30 PM | ||
| Lenor |
I got my two best friends HELIO cell phones. my mom a spa day. im sending chojin naked pictures.. hahahahah.. kidding  and I took like 5 people out to eat. the rest of my money is for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!  w00t
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| Dec 22nd, 2006 10:41 AM | ||
| mburbank | Hep B | |
| Dec 22nd, 2006 09:16 AM | ||
| theapportioner | blowjobs | |
| Dec 19th, 2006 05:13 PM | ||
| Mystie | I'm giving out all kinds of great presents this year... lessee.... one of my friends is getting 20Q, which I think is a pretty cool gift, seeing as it's one of the top toys of 2006. My mom loves pink flamingos, so I got her one of those potted-plant size pink flamingos. My Wii brother is getting a pillow designed like a ? block from Mario as well as some Nintendo Stampers and a keychain version of the Zelda Game & Watch and some root beer Flavor Aid. My PS3 brother is getting a new controller for his PS3 and some other gay shit. | |
| Dec 19th, 2006 04:58 PM | ||
| Azrael | A shitload of Bratz. As creepy as those things are. And my nephew gets SmackDown! vs RAW. | |
| Dec 18th, 2006 11:20 PM | ||
| Yggdrasill |
CD player to my little sister. Teeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles DVD collection to my baby sister. |
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| Dec 18th, 2006 10:40 PM | ||
| AngryTinyMan |
I got my brother a t-shirt with a monkey holding a stick of dynamite with the caption "I'm a slow learner." I got my sister Pirates of the Caribbean 2. I'm going to wrap it, stick the DVD in a jar, fill the jar with dirt, then wrap up the jar and give her that. I pitched in $52 with my brother to buy my mom a pair of binoculars. And my dad told me he didn't want anything, so I'm still trying to figure something out. Maybe a CD or something. |
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| Dec 18th, 2006 08:16 PM | ||
| Gorlack the Destroyer | im getting marvel zombies (HC) for a friend. | |
| Dec 18th, 2006 08:14 PM | ||
| Girl Drink Drunk | I got my brother Brainage for the DS, Seinfeld Seasons 1 & 2 for dad, and some book for my mom. | |
| Dec 18th, 2006 07:06 PM | ||
| xbxDaniel |
Like his paw? Cuz that would be cool. I'm giving my dad chrome for his bike. |
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| Dec 18th, 2006 07:02 PM | ||
| Big Papa Goat |
My girlfriend doesn't want an actual Christmas present, she wants me to donate either to the World Wildlife Federation, or to some Vegan Animal Rescue Farm.  So I adopted a koala from the World Animal Federation, which I'm pretty sure is just the ghetto version of the World Wildlife Federation. But it probably won't arrive before Christmas  Christmas shopping I don't think there's actually a koala bear coming, but you do get some kind of koala bear paraphenalia or some such. |
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| Dec 18th, 2006 05:55 PM | ||
| noob3 | edited for vulgar content!! | |
| Dec 18th, 2006 05:53 PM | ||
| GADZOOKS | Tell her to go get a job, christmas isn't for vibrators. | |
| Dec 18th, 2006 05:51 PM | ||
| MetalMilitia |
exactly. Not that she would anyway mind - I'm far too much of a catch
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| Dec 18th, 2006 05:50 PM | ||
| liquidstatik |
at least she's not fucking other boys, i guess 
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