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|Mar 19th, 2008 05:18 PM|
|Mar 19th, 2008 05:10 PM|
|Tadao||This reminds me of a Hustler Babysitter porn.|
|Mar 19th, 2008 04:59 PM|
He took me to homecoming when I was 15.
He was really nothing more than a crush that I had to get out of my system. I'm pretty sure they were going to get a divorce anyways since he kept a record of his brothel visits. I was just a cherry on top of a disappointment sundae for his wife.
|Mar 19th, 2008 04:42 PM|
|Chojin||Well, at least he was classy enough to wait until you were of age!|
|Mar 19th, 2008 04:41 PM|
|Dixie||I had known him since I was 12, he went to the church that my grandma went to.|
|Mar 19th, 2008 04:33 PM|
|Chojin||So CIG how did you meet this special married someone?|
|Mar 19th, 2008 03:53 PM|
They see me rollin'
|Mar 19th, 2008 03:04 AM|
|Tadao||I like to get the girls to help me out with the grocieries and then I throw them in the van.|
|Mar 19th, 2008 02:58 AM|
|MLE||In a pedophilia kind of way, but still|
|Mar 19th, 2008 02:57 AM|
|MLE||Well shit, that IS kinda sexy.|
|Mar 19th, 2008 02:55 AM|
|Tadao||I can get you to the front of the lines at amusement parks!|
|Mar 19th, 2008 02:54 AM|
|Chojin||i bet he has a harness for it|
|Mar 19th, 2008 02:52 AM|
|MLE||Uh oh, walkers are kinda sexy with that kah-Thump, kah-Thump :O|
|Mar 19th, 2008 02:22 AM|
|Tadao||It's a walker|
|Mar 19th, 2008 02:13 AM|
|Chojin||maybe if she got in reach of your cane|
|Mar 19th, 2008 02:02 AM|
|Tadao||Hah, wait till you get married Chojin. Emily is high on my nabbing list.|
|Mar 19th, 2008 01:57 AM|
I had to drive Emily up to her ex-boyfriend's house the day after she broke up with him to get her stuff.
I should probably mention that she'd been cheating on him with me.
If looks could kill!
|Mar 19th, 2008 12:20 AM|
|Dixie||I can assure you, I come from a LOOOOOOOONG line of dumb fuckers. It's only natural.|
|Mar 19th, 2008 12:17 AM|
|Tadao||:D We are dumb fuckers|
|Mar 19th, 2008 12:14 AM|
|Dixie||I totally agree, being told is MUCH better than being caught. You're lucky on that one! I hope you don't have to meet him anytime soon though.|
|Mar 19th, 2008 12:12 AM|
Yeah your wife (ex-wife) was definitely retarded to some degree.
Eh, we both fucked stupid people, we've got another new club.
|Mar 19th, 2008 12:10 AM|
|Tadao||In the case of my current girlfriend. I told her she was going to get caught and what then? I told her that he would notice somethings wrong. Well one day she told him about me. I think that is much better than getting caught.|
|Mar 19th, 2008 12:08 AM|
|Tadao||Omg what an idiot. My wife new I was good with computers. I had my own computer repair business for gods sake. Well when I walked into the computer room and she would instantly close the window she was reading and start talking to me I didn't really notice the first time, but she did it a bunch of times. So I put a key logger on and found her secret email addy and password that she was using with this guy. What a dummy.|
|Mar 19th, 2008 12:02 AM|
It can be really scary when they call you.
I wasn't too worried about anything until she called my house. But the worst I was worried about was she might tell my mom and me getting a morality lecture for the next 3 months. Luckily this was not a problem, I had an on again and off again boyfriend with the very same first name as the guy I was seeing so she excused it as jealous teenage drama without any question.
In my case, the guy was a complete idiot navy guy who kept journals of EVERYTHING he did. He would visit whorehouses overseas while on his tours of duty and kept journals of it. I was surprised it took his wife so long to figure out he was a scumbag. When she found this journal, so wonderfully hidden under the corner of their mattress, of course she read it. It had my number in it, as well as a passage about our then relationship where it compared kissing her to kissing the whores in Palma. It didn't go over very well.
|Mar 18th, 2008 11:43 PM|
|Tadao||Wow, CIG. Phone calls are scary. I looked my wifes lover up on the internet and because he was a somebody there was all kinds of info that lead me to get his home addy and phone # with in a hour or 2. So the next time he emailed my wife I sent him back his addy with My first initial at the bottom. She never heard from him again. Then a month later I called the # and asked for his daughter. You see, he travelled and is never home but I know his daughters names via my wifes stupidity. When they went to get his daughter I hung up. I just wanted verification that it is his house. Later in the week I called and got his wife. I asked if he was there and she said no. I said "Oh ok, just tell him ********** called." He must have been so freaked.|
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