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Nov 28th, 2003 07:51 PM
Evil Robot dear marilyn666: you should do something REALLY wild and braid your goatee into a fu man chu.
Nov 28th, 2003 06:51 PM
Jeanette X Either one is fucking stupid.
Nov 26th, 2003 07:42 PM
MisSFiT Marylin- are you really a sick individual that is in love satan, or are you just a poser that tells everyone you cut yourself and that you like pain and satan because you are thriving to be different?
Nov 26th, 2003 07:10 PM
Mr. Vagiclean DO EYELASHES COUNT?
Nov 26th, 2003 07:05 PM
HickMan YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY
Nov 26th, 2003 07:03 PM
Esuohlim YEAH, WELL I'VE SLIT MY WRISTS WITH MY FUCKING TEETH

LOOKS LIKE I'M FAR LESS NORMAL THAN YOU
Nov 26th, 2003 07:03 PM
HickMan I HAVE A PICTURE OF MARILY NN ON MY WALL OVER A DART BOARD SO IF I HIT HIS/HER HEAD IN THE MIDDLE I GET TWENTY POINTS BECAUSE MARILYN666 IS GAY.

THIS IS THE LAST POST I'M GOING TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS
Nov 26th, 2003 07:00 PM
Rez I HATE YOU TOO.

if you ever feel down, think there's no one for you in life. feel like you just want to....end it? well, go ahead. *the world will be better for it*
Nov 26th, 2003 06:57 PM
Marilyn666 No, Really? I'm so suirprised. What an idiot
Nov 26th, 2003 06:56 PM
Rez I HATE YOU.
Nov 26th, 2003 06:52 PM
Mr. Vagiclean Of course not, a circular saw would look too cumbersome stuck in your wrist, you need something more compact, like a razorblade, or a bracelet made of DEMON TESTICLES, KIDNEY STONES, OR SOMETHING OF THAT KIND

SATAN HORN BRACELET ANYONE?
Nov 26th, 2003 06:47 PM
Marilyn666 That wouldn't be any good.
Nov 26th, 2003 06:44 PM
Rez MAYBE NEXT TIME USE A CIRCULAR SAW.
Nov 26th, 2003 06:32 PM
Marilyn666 I don't slit my wrist anymore, I do thing like but safty pins through my skin. Part of the reason my arm is so infected is because my brother ripped out a safety pin I had in my arm.
Nov 26th, 2003 06:31 PM
Mr. Vagiclean Nope
Nov 26th, 2003 06:29 PM
Evil Robot If marilyn666 slits her wrists in the bathtub, does it make a sound?
Nov 26th, 2003 06:25 PM
Rez CONSIDERING that marilyn is absolutely worthless (as you said and i agree with) would it be WORTH the trouble to do all that.

i mean... she's gonna off herself one day anyway... ya know... :/

and like, no one will care.
Nov 26th, 2003 06:15 PM
Professor Cool Yeah thanks for quoting it or I would of thought you were talking to Capn Crunch.
Nov 26th, 2003 06:01 PM
Marilyn666
Re: Dearest Marylin....

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Originally Posted by Professor Cool
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Originally Posted by Marilyn666
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
Seriously, shut the fuck up.
No, I don't feel like it.
(Walks in applauding)

BRAVO! Marilyn666 BRAVO!

You may have foiled the plans of Cap'n Crunch, but you have met your match this time, and since I feel so supercilious, I will tell you how I shall defeat you.


Pictured: oh baby, you knew it would come

Step 1: Somewhere in the South Pole I have a large atomic cannon, and I will call all razor blade carriers and threaten them to stop all production of razor blades or I will blast them to a firery hell.


Pictured: Please note we will be disguised as Jehova Witnesses trying to enlighten some penguins.

Step 2: I will have my army of millions, to confiscate all razor blades within a short drive's distance of your own home. That means your house as well. Now, I'm not gonna promise that my men will not get tad friskey with you or any of your family members. We work on a don't ask, don't tell agenda.


Pictured: You know you would like it

Step 3: We will have a light lunch, we have disagreed on where we will go, I say pizza, Cliff says chicken, Jon says beef, Milton says mexican, ect., ect., ect....................ect. We might as well go to the Old Country Buffet, THEY SAY THEY HAVE EVERYTHING, if not we will assasinate post-haste.


Pictured:Gordon enjoys some soup

Step 4: We will shoot one laser from a undisclosed location in east New Jersery, which will be sent to you ISP, which will set a virus which will then for malfution the system whihc will let no one in your town get access to the internet. Although i doubt you have ANY friends at all, you can't be too sure...


Pictured: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Step 5: We will shoot another laser into space, for no paticular reason at all other then for are own amusement.


Pictured: Once again.....Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Step 6: You will stew in your own self-loathing without any form of release, and if you dare try hanging, blowing your brains out, jumping, or drowning we will go through the same procedure with rope, guns, ladders, and water. We have the power. You will then be tortured for the rest of your life, which will probably equal the torture you have given all of us with your presence these past weeks, considering YOU ARE WORTHLESS.


Pictured: Professional Artist Rendition of you loathing

Step 7: I will laugh manically for a long period of time. while the rest slowy step away in disgust.


Pictured: Yes, I only laugh in two frames, birth defect I guess

-FIN-
First of all, if you get rid of all those things I wont die as soon as every one hoped. Besides half of the time I use my nails.
Nov 26th, 2003 02:06 PM
Cap'n Crunch MY PLANS, FOILED AGAIN. IT IF WASN'T FOR YOU DARN KIDS!
Nov 26th, 2003 01:47 PM
MisSFiT If she worships Satan then don't you think she can do a little dance around a fire and say your name three times and cast a spell?
Wait, I think she may need a peice of your hair, so I wouldn't worry about it.
Nov 26th, 2003 09:05 AM
jin
Diagram 1.7b - "Cutting social commentary." "Irony."
Nov 26th, 2003 08:52 AM
Evil Robot
Nov 26th, 2003 01:08 AM
Professor Cool Oh, GOD NO
Nov 26th, 2003 01:01 AM
Perndog She's going to correct you by saying her hair isn't blonde, her face isn't pink, and she looks way freakier than that even when she's not wearing a lot of black makeup (which you also forgot).
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