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Nov 28th, 2003 02:57 AM
Jixby Phillips I DSON"T KNOW
Nov 28th, 2003 02:49 AM
Schimid
Nov 28th, 2003 02:46 AM
Jixby Phillips HOW DID THE PILGRIM LOSE HIS JOB
Nov 27th, 2003 04:51 PM
dj bastard its feet !!
Nov 27th, 2003 01:50 PM
Snatchtastic
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Whats black and blue and stuck at the top of the stairs?



Superman in a wheelchair.


Why was he black?


The bomb exploded.
Nov 27th, 2003 12:32 PM
JesusFishSticks OMG! now my date will think that my family is dumb, I hate you Doug :ShakespeareQuote
Nov 26th, 2003 08:24 PM
Schimid THERE'S A BOMB IN THE LASAGNA :ear wiggle

Nov 26th, 2003 08:23 PM
Spooky stop ruining the thread
Nov 26th, 2003 08:12 PM
Schimid theres a bomb in the lasagna
Nov 26th, 2003 08:02 PM
pissed off salesman HAHAHAHAH! I PUT MY SCROTUM IN THAT PUDDING AN HOUR AGO!!!!
Nov 26th, 2003 07:50 PM
noob3 that's just a shittier version of my joke you ass
Nov 26th, 2003 07:43 PM
Cap'n Crunch WHY DIDN'T ANYONE EAT THE TURKEY?




BECAUSE UNCLE JACK ATE IT AND HE DIED OF FOOD POISONING!
Nov 26th, 2003 07:34 PM
noob3 mashed potatoes?

EXPLODED
Nov 26th, 2003 07:28 PM
Spooky Thanksgiving day was approaching and the family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing: "The Pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers."

"Oh yeah?" her young grandson replied, "so why is their dad carrying that rifle?"
Nov 26th, 2003 05:55 PM
Professor Cool

Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?

Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat!!!

Nov 26th, 2003 05:47 PM
Drev
Nov 26th, 2003 05:47 PM
Mockery
What kind of surface does a turkey prefer to walk on?

Gobblestone.


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