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Jul 23rd, 2007 10:08 PM
Girl Drink Drunk Mabye he'll "finish the job' on Harry Whittington.
Jul 23rd, 2007 05:59 PM
mburbank I gotta say I'm pretty dissapointed.

He better have done something deeply evil and totally secret that I won't find out about for years.
Jul 22nd, 2007 04:47 AM
Rongi I was hoping that the excitement of being president would overwhelm Cheney so much that his wretched, black little heart would explode in his chest, causing him to vomit blood all over the whitehouse walls.

Oh well
Jul 20th, 2007 11:53 PM
ArrowX I'm sure if anything does indeed happen will be extremely entertaining.
Jul 20th, 2007 10:24 PM
Yggdrasill what? He's going to take over the world while everyone is busy reading harry potter
Jul 20th, 2007 06:52 PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog I think he'll release an executive order and claim it's national security that it's contents be secret.

Then he'll say "i'm not part of the executive branch"
Jul 20th, 2007 06:12 PM
MattJack there will probably be "an urgent message from the president" broadcast.

Every channel will be overridden with Dick Cheney and his souless grimace staring into the camera while inside the oval office.

Jul 20th, 2007 05:14 PM
El Blanco Maybe he'll send us to the FEMA concentration camps.
Jul 20th, 2007 04:59 PM
mburbank I think he'll stage a terrorist attack on Camp David where ol' W is getting his rectal home movie made, and declare martial law.

But I'm also pretty sure he's got a ginat freeze ray.

Because I am off my medication.
Jul 20th, 2007 04:49 PM
Cosmo Electrolux he'll probably eat a baby and jerk off onto the carpet in the oval office
Jul 20th, 2007 04:35 PM
Cheney will be president on Saturday

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Vice President Dick Cheney will serve as acting president briefly Saturday while President Bush is anesthetized for a routine colonoscopy, White House spokesman Tony Snow said Friday.

What do you think he'll do? I think he's going to unleash the Sentinels.

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