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Dec 1st, 2007 03:53 PM
maggiekarp Me too, man. Bad enough I can't even see the thing without the internet telling me about it.

Also, anal kegels, KK. It's the only solution. Even if your problem's already gone.
Nov 30th, 2007 02:01 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I'm constantly getting emails from people who seem to be genuinely concerned about the size of my dick....
Nov 30th, 2007 12:28 AM
Terra Emphasis on "short sword."
Nov 29th, 2007 07:11 PM
MetalMilitia I saw an e-mail in my inbox that said "enhance your short sword to better fit her scabbard".

hope this helps!
Nov 29th, 2007 03:09 AM
Kulturkampf The tingling left roughly 4-5 days after.

He is healthy again. Yet he is weary and cautious and stressed... But only in moments of intoxication does the topic of worry present itself, but even so, it is drifting off.
Nov 27th, 2007 09:11 PM
MarioRPG Seth you jerk.
Nov 27th, 2007 12:57 AM
Sethomas The muscles in question are the kegals, as I'm surprised Jeanette hasn't yet said. Proponents of kegal exercises claim advantages of its practice to include harder erections, better semen flow, and the ability to cure leprosy and make the blind see.
Nov 26th, 2007 11:50 PM
WhiteRat Will doing this finally allow me to realize my dream of tugging a 7.5ton 2006 Ford semi with attached 40 foot flatbed trailer down the street with my dick?
Nov 26th, 2007 08:56 PM
Originally Posted by DuFresne View Post
So is that exercise only for people who can't stop peeing mid-stream, or is there some other function?
Stopping peeing in mid stream is a TEST to see if you have control over the muscle. The EXERCISE is the trick solo or with the towel. I guess, the WHY you would do this is really up to you. Maybe you could get good and flip a quarter with your hard on. Maybe yer on a road trip, stop at a bathroom to relieve yourself, and you hear Al-Queda bust in to the rest stop and you gotta quit to fight, because you're an newly activated sleeper agent for the WAR ON TERROR (you never knew).

Or maybe it's kinda neat to learn new things about the human body... you know things many people can do. Maybe you can use this talent to please a a sexual partner. Maybe.
Nov 26th, 2007 08:08 PM
Dr. Boogie It's an excercise you have to do if you ever want to be able to open beer bottles with your urethra.
Nov 26th, 2007 08:07 PM
MattJack I think it's about lifting weights with yer dick.
Nov 26th, 2007 07:44 PM
DuFresne So is that exercise only for people who can't stop peeing mid-stream, or is there some other function?
Nov 26th, 2007 07:00 PM
Dr. Boogie And don't use a beach towel.
Nov 26th, 2007 06:13 PM
Originally Posted by Supafly345 View Post
Put a towel on your erect penis and lift.
I know the exercise yer talking of. It's making your dick "twitch". Some guys can't do it or don't know how though. This is an easy test. Next time you have to piss, let it rip and then quickly stop it, in mid-flow. let it flow again, then stop it. A certain muscle controls this. If you can stop yer pee, you can use this muscle (this also applies to females, which is supossed to make the vagina contract slightly). The exercise for men to strengthen this muscle is to get a boner and just act like you are stopping your piss flow. The penis should twitch. Keep doing this repeatedly, 10-20 times. It can be tiring at first, to where the dick won't twitch anymore. As you get better at this, you can "weightlift" this muscle by draping a dry towel on the end of your erect penis. For some reason, I really feel the need to stress DRY TOWEL on ERECT penis. If you wanna use a wet towel on yer limp dong, fine, but i doubt much exercise of the muscle in question will result.
Nov 26th, 2007 04:43 PM
Misdemonar Hit it with a crowbar
Nov 26th, 2007 12:33 PM
Supafly345 Put a towel on your erect penis and lift.
Nov 26th, 2007 10:53 AM
HungryWantBiddy yeah, you're not alone noob3. Some of my buddies have it happen to them too...mostly the other "veterans" if you will. I wonder what it's caused by? Also, sometimes it'll happen to my left hand. Just my left hand, never my right. I think I have neurological problems. I'll try to do a little research and post back.

EDIT: Also, I wouldn't call my tingles "testicular pains." It doesn't hurt. It just tingles...like your foot does when it's asleep. Kind of amusing. Kind of.
Nov 26th, 2007 01:33 AM
WhiteRat That works too.
Nov 24th, 2007 05:42 PM
noob3 just shoot it into her vagina
Nov 22nd, 2007 01:20 PM
WhiteRat Your friend's ball tingling was brought on by paranoia. As Jeannette mentioned, putting the condom on before ejaculation isn't completely reliable. Tell him to ditch the condom all together and shoot it on her stomach.
Nov 21st, 2007 05:59 PM
Originally Posted by HungryWantBiddy View Post
STD's don't just appear over night. Hell, the last one I caught took 4 months to show itself.

Sometimes, when I take a big swat of the chronic and I cough my lungs up, I get that tingling sensation in my balls you were talking about. I like to think of it as my balls saying, "damn that shit's the bomb, son...tingle tingle." Anyway, to me it sounds like your friend is safe. My guess is he was just making all that up to discourage you from trying to have your way with him.
OMG! So I'm not the only one who gets the chronic-induced testicular pains. I thought I had ball cancer, or something.
Nov 21st, 2007 03:53 PM
MattJack weird tingling = added bonus
Nov 21st, 2007 02:47 PM
Cosmo Electrolux he should call Sue Johansen......she's all knowing in the realm of sex.
Nov 21st, 2007 01:31 PM
Jeanette X Your friend is an idiot. You can get a woman pregnant from having sex without a condom even if you put it on before you ejaculate. The pre-ejaculate (pre-cum) can contain sperm.

I have no idea what this weird tingling feeling you describe is though.
Nov 20th, 2007 07:22 AM
MLE Congrats, you made me lol ;<
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