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Nov 12th, 2007 12:59 AM | ||
Fathom Zero | It's like a corruption of Mad Libs! | |
Nov 12th, 2007 12:10 AM | ||
Cfr5 | Might as well replace "then" with "than", "threw" with "through", and "real" with "reel" to make it even more so convoluted. | |
Nov 11th, 2007 11:52 PM | ||
Sethomas | Then replace "threw" in the original quote with "ejaculate" and then replace "The Naked Gun" with "Jurassic Park" and you'll have a surreal mental image with no real basis in reality! | |
Nov 11th, 2007 11:59 AM | ||
Cfr5 |
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Nov 10th, 2007 09:49 PM | ||
Fathom Zero | That trailer had "Roger Corman" written all over it. | |
Nov 10th, 2007 09:37 PM | ||
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Nov 10th, 2007 09:35 PM | ||
Sacks | He should just make one big pile of shit movie that reveals angry psychotic white trash and tits were behind all of the greatest horror moments, and then at the end when everyone is killing each other and fucking and Sheri Moon is going down on Frankenstein and the Wolfman while their father drinks bourbon and screams at them the trailer can open up into an unbelievable display of lights and sounds as it begins to lift them all into the night sky all while Bela Lugosi's Dead is reaching a glorious crescendo. Finally it ends with Robert Englund waking up in a cold sweat and clutching his face as he realizes IT WAS ONLY A NIGHTMARE. | |
Nov 10th, 2007 09:25 PM | ||
Fathom Zero |
I remember walking around the Horror section at Media Play and seeing all sorts of brilliant movies, especially The Stuff, CHUD, and The Ice Cream Man. http://youtube.com/watch?v=uf68eENx7IA Clint Howard's a creepy looking dude. |
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Nov 10th, 2007 09:22 PM | ||
Eyelobe | Sorry, poorly worded on my part - Re-Animator has yet to be remade. I just meant that I miss the black humour that a lot of 80s horror flicks had. Another one I love is Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, where Leatherface is more of a goofy, horny weirdo than a menacing killing machine. | |
Nov 10th, 2007 08:25 PM | ||
MarioRPG | Why doesn't he just remake Night Of The Living Dead and get it over with. | |
Nov 10th, 2007 03:47 PM | ||
darkvare | im gonna ask him for a remake of killer clowns from outer space or maybe a sequel | |
Nov 10th, 2007 03:04 PM | ||
funk | I agree with this tits idea | |
Nov 10th, 2007 11:00 AM | ||
HickMan | I dunno about you guys but as long as I see tits I'm sold | |
Nov 9th, 2007 10:29 PM | ||
Misdemonar | HEY ROG ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE CRASHING AROUND YOU AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO! | |
Nov 9th, 2007 03:39 PM | ||
MarioRPG | Bud the C.H.U.D had a lot to do with a CHUD in a basement and a dog. | |
Nov 9th, 2007 03:10 PM | ||
Zomboid | OMG MOVIE FORUM | |
Nov 9th, 2007 01:34 PM | ||
Dr. Boogie |
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And Dead Heat was great. The part where Treat Williams gets "attacked" by liver was just like one of those scenes from Police Squad! where someone threw a wig at Leslie Neilson and he clutched it to his face and screamed. |
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Nov 9th, 2007 02:54 AM | ||
Jomb | How could somebody not like The Stuff? It boggles the mind! | |
Nov 9th, 2007 12:39 AM | ||
Eyelobe |
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I have nothing against remakes - some of the best horror movies have taken an existing premise and "re-imagined" it, right? The Thing, The Fly, numerous Frankenstein monster movies...etc... I just hope that RZ gets the humour of this movie. In my opinion, that is what the most recent wave of horror movies have failed to capture - the humour. Remember Re-Animator? Damn! |
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Nov 9th, 2007 12:33 AM | ||
J. Tithonus Pednaud | It's not a rumor Chum, Rob Zombie has confirmed his participation. Nothing is set in stone, but he intends to do it. | |
Nov 9th, 2007 12:20 AM | ||
Eyelobe |
From what I have heard, this is an unfounded rumour. The Stuff, Ghoulies, Puppetmaster and Gremlins are also so far safe from this remake madness. We can rest well...for now... Friday the 13th IS being remade, though. That is true |
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Nov 8th, 2007 11:12 PM | ||
J. Tithonus Pednaud |
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CHUD II TRAILER The stuff is well worth a review. I forgot how over the top it was. TRAILER |
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Nov 8th, 2007 09:46 PM | ||
Mockery | I actually never saw the sequel cuz I heard it was really awful and had nothing to really even do with the C.H.U.D. | |
Nov 8th, 2007 09:29 PM | ||
MarioRPG |
Oh no, now there will be two versions of C.H.U.D in the bargain bin!!! (Not including the sequel) Ps, that's where I bought my copy of C.H.U.D |
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Nov 8th, 2007 08:59 PM | ||
Mockery | I tried convincing Boogie it was well worth reviewing this Halloween season, but he went with the Dead Heat movie instead. I'm gonna have to review that movie myself sometime, cuz The Stuff is awesome. No horror collection should be without it. | |
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