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Nov 1st, 2007 10:58 AM
AChimp Personally, I'm comforted by the fact that "fart" has been part of our vernacular since at least the 13th century.

Vernacular.
Nov 1st, 2007 09:54 AM
MetalMilitia I really dislike the word papas. Not sure why.

Also the lexicon used by porn sites is horrible.
Nov 1st, 2007 09:10 AM
HungryWantBiddy oh, but it does.
Oct 31st, 2007 05:34 PM
MLE Excuse me, but noob3 does not belong in that list.
Oct 31st, 2007 02:04 PM
HungryWantBiddy stain.

flex.

garble.

neoprene.

avatar.

grope.

caress.

clavicle.

yuppie.

couldron.

wanker.

daft.

pissy.

noob, nub, newb or any other of the many variations of that word.

slime.

handicap.

fingerbang.

special sauce.

mcmuffin.

masculine.

evasion.

bacteria.

unsightly.

ergonomic.

lycra.

horiscope.

agnostic.

social networking.

foolproof.




--will add more later, yet again.
Oct 28th, 2007 07:23 AM
Blue Gularis "fagging up"
Oct 26th, 2007 02:05 AM
zeldasbiggestfan Totally.
Oct 26th, 2007 01:58 AM
Sacks Shindig.
Oct 26th, 2007 12:07 AM
Obscurus Lupa noogie
Oct 25th, 2007 07:36 PM
Angryhydralisk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
manga.
Not so much when I say it. A-MAAAAAAAAAAIN-GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!

Okay, I got a crappy word.

Crap.
Oct 25th, 2007 05:38 PM
Fathom Zero Affidavit
Oct 24th, 2007 12:30 PM
Alive Indictment
Oct 24th, 2007 03:40 AM
DeadKennedys Onus. I can't stand that.
Oct 24th, 2007 02:14 AM
Sacks Technically it takes two people to -make- a baby, not have one. HO HO.
Oct 23rd, 2007 08:19 PM
Emu No, because it takes two people to have a baby, but only the woman's pregnant.
Oct 23rd, 2007 08:06 PM
Sacks What about "we're having a baby"? Does that bother you?
Oct 23rd, 2007 07:06 PM
Emu I hate it when people say "we're pregnant" unless they are two lesbians who are pregnant.

I suppose they don't have to lesbians but that would be hotter.
Oct 23rd, 2007 03:24 PM
Sacks
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
preggers
This and 'Hubby' always drive me crazy.
Oct 23rd, 2007 02:54 PM
Esuohlim preggers
Oct 23rd, 2007 11:38 AM
JediScum Yeah, i think it was the 4th episode of the 1st season where Lilith flatulates like a rhino and sends a dingleberry into someone's eye, which does hurt like hell, believe you me.

And Mr. Sethomas... you are right. I personally don't see why you would not like the word "fart" however, all humans are different. The list i previously provided was just to offer alternatives but, i did notice that almost all were not just phrases but slang as well. After some thought, i'm still stumped. "Flatulate" is the biological term however, aside from "fart", i cannot currently think of a way to reference the phenomenon that doesn't use slang.

Immediately, the best substitution i can think of are in foreign languages. the only one I know of is the Spanish "pedo", but using that word around the Hispanic community, especially among strangers could be dangerous, as the word does have slang meanings that are confrontational (ie. "QUE PEDO?" = WHAT IS YOUR FART? {literally} or in slang WHAT IS YER FUCKING PROBLEM?) Not good. Leads to knife fights.

This is intriguing. Is there a word besides "fart" or "flatulate", that isn't slang, a vulgarity or overly scientific? I will do my best to research this because, well, I'm not really doing much else.
Oct 23rd, 2007 01:51 AM
Sacks Are there seriously that many fart jokes in Frasier? How bizarre.
Oct 23rd, 2007 01:14 AM
Obscurus Lupa I can't tell you how many times I've had to turn Frasier off because of the fart jokes.
Oct 23rd, 2007 12:44 AM
Sethomas I said "good way to avoid it". If I wanted an encyclical of crass euphemisms, I'd watch television. You know, something like Frasier.
Oct 23rd, 2007 12:38 AM
JediScum
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Originally Posted by Sethomas View Post
I don't know why, but I hate the word "fart".

There's no good way to avoid it aside from saying "passing gas". And that is lame.
1. "bottom burp"
2."fire the pants cannon"
3."stepped on a duck"
4."cut the cheese"
5."cut the mustard"
6."flatulate"
7."oops... i made a smelly" - Richard Pryor
8. "No, woman, you SHIT!" - Richard Pryor
9."make the methane"
10. "rip ass", "tear ass", etc.


And as far as crappy words go, add "EMO" to the list. I have no idea what this word means anymore, if i ever did. In the mid to late 80's, "emo" kind of meant you listened to bands within the punk rock genre that mostly sang about "No one understands me, I can't fit in, blah blah blah". Some folks would say if you listened to anything off of Dischord Records you were "emo". I don't care. I won 150 dollars at a casino this weekend so i'm getting drunk for the 1st time in like two months. Because no one understands me.


And I don't fit in.
Oct 22nd, 2007 03:30 AM
MLE Arse instead of ass.
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