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Jan 8th, 2008 02:10 AM
HickMan "Well, just - a look at that girl with the lights comin' up in her eyes.
She's got to be somebody's baby.
She must be somebody's baby.
All the guys on the corner stand back and let her walk on by.
She's got to be somebody's baby.
She must be somebody's baby.
She's got to be somebody's baby.
She's so fine.
She's probably somebody's only light.
Gonna shine tonight.
Yeah, she's probably somebody's baby, all right.

I heard her talkin' with her friend when she thought nobody else was around.
She said she's got to be somebody's baby; she must be somebody's baby.
Cause when the cars and the signs and the street lights light up the town,
She's got to be somebody's baby;
She must be somebody's baby;
She's got to be somebody's baby.
She's so....
She's gonna be somebody's only light.
Gonna shine tonight.
Yeah, she's gonna be somebody's baby tonight.

I try to shut eyes, but I can't get her outta my sight.
I know I'm gonna know her, but I gotta get over my fright.
We'll, I'm just gonna walk up to her.
I'm gonna talk to her tonight.
Yeah, she's gonna be somebody's only light.
Gonna shine tonight.
Yeah, she's gonna be somebody's baby tonight.
Gonna shine tonight, make her mine tonight."
Jan 7th, 2008 06:38 PM
Sethomas "A game between two kings doesn't strike your fancy? Well, in just a few moves I can turn this pawn into a queen and end this stalemate."
Jan 5th, 2008 06:56 AM
Zomboid "let's fuck"
Jan 5th, 2008 12:50 AM
executioneer "queen me", idk
Jan 5th, 2008 12:11 AM
Schimid "Wait 'til you see my Two-Move Solution"
Jan 1st, 2008 07:29 AM
Fatacula I always feel so inadequate playing with the white pieces.... hehehehe...
Dec 31st, 2007 06:47 PM
Esuohlim "After this game of chess let's engage in sexual intercourse :hat"
Dec 31st, 2007 05:53 PM
Emu "The pawn is kind of shaped like a penis, when you think about it"
Dec 31st, 2007 05:53 PM
MarioRPG Bishop to queen 6, if you know what I mean!

Dec 31st, 2007 05:48 PM
MattJack "Now Imma get on your queen with this horse head, this shit is hot."
Dec 31st, 2007 04:45 PM
Spetsnaz "Checkmate!"

Fuck, I can't top that one.
Dec 31st, 2007 04:42 PM
MLE "How about we skip the formalities and go right to the endgame?"
Dec 31st, 2007 04:41 PM
Spetsnaz "I'd like to jump my knight into your flank opening."
Dec 31st, 2007 04:38 PM
MLE "if you're nice, I'll show you my flank opening" ;>
Dec 31st, 2007 04:32 PM
Spetsnaz "Baby, you can't handle my rook."
Dec 31st, 2007 04:27 PM
MLE "'ll cross-check you right back" :wink
Dec 31st, 2007 12:44 PM
SamGamgee I'm up for a little castling myself. How about you?
Dec 31st, 2007 12:31 PM
Spetsnaz "I can put you in "check". All niight long."

I think coming up with sexual Chess euphrisms should be included in every school cirriculum.
Dec 31st, 2007 12:23 PM
Dr. Boogie "Hey baby, looking for a 'check mate'?"
Dec 31st, 2007 12:21 PM
Chojin Chess club.
Dec 31st, 2007 12:21 PM
Dr. Boogie Where is it that a person asks you what caste you're in?
Dec 31st, 2007 12:11 PM
Spetsnaz Shoulda told her... "We are the Borg"...
Dec 31st, 2007 09:22 AM
ZAKO the GREAT i don't really know what the hell you talking bout..
Dec 30th, 2007 08:11 PM
Chojin "Take a guess on my religion."
"Christian?"
"HOW DARE YOU LABEL ME"
Dec 30th, 2007 06:35 PM
executioneer so you don't get laid because you have asperger's, then
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