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May 31st, 2008 10:48 PM
Mr.Hoopla Not enough country for this old man, eh?
May 31st, 2008 10:45 PM
Misdemonar
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman View Post
This thread is a shining example of internet humor

I was typing this with my penis out
May 31st, 2008 08:53 PM
dj bastard
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Originally Posted by Trash View Post
Did he suffer from INFERNAL DEATH?
Did you do a ZOMBIE RITUAL with him?
Did you give him a DENIAL OF LIFE?
Was his death SACRIFICIAL?
Was there MUTILATION involved?
Were there REGURGITATED GUTS near him?
Was he BAPTIZED IN BLOOD?
Or was he TORN TO PIECES?
Was he one of the EVIL DEAD?
And, most importantly,
Did he SCREAM BLOODY GORE?
EDIT:
sorry had to edit this.
What the fook is Zombie ritual..?

Errr..........no !
He was just a fat bastard.
He was the sort of guy that when i was young i wanted to beat his brains in but didnt have the strength.
When i was big enough he was a pityful wreck so i didnt have the heart.
May 31st, 2008 06:30 PM
Trash Did he suffer from INFERNAL DEATH?
Did you do a ZOMBIE RITUAL with him?
Did you give him a DENIAL OF LIFE?
Was his death SACRIFICIAL?
Was there MUTILATION involved?
Were there REGURGITATED GUTS near him?
Was he BAPTIZED IN BLOOD?
Or was he TORN TO PIECES?
Was he one of the EVIL DEAD?
And, most importantly,
Did he SCREAM BLOODY GORE?
May 31st, 2008 03:12 PM
Chojin quiet gw, 'this' is a meme
May 31st, 2008 08:22 AM
Guitar Woman This thread is a shining example of internet humor
May 31st, 2008 03:20 AM
Mr.Italiano I say just party, instead of grieving. If you didn't like the guy just party for his death then... I bet you killed him by buying so many beers he drank himself to death, you sly boots.
May 31st, 2008 01:59 AM
Evil Robot You said he would come over your house and do all your coke, did his heart stop?
May 31st, 2008 01:50 AM
Otto You killed him by making him eat his son, DIDN'T YOU!
May 31st, 2008 01:43 AM
Evil Robot Did you kill him?
May 31st, 2008 01:15 AM
darkvare did he died in pain?
May 30th, 2008 10:52 PM
executioneer did he die from fat related causes
May 30th, 2008 10:35 PM
JediScum If you didn't like the guy, then well, who cares? Party on his grave.

I mean, if you REALLY didn't like the guy.

I have relatives that I consider to be EVIL FUCKS which is why i don't talk to them.
May 30th, 2008 09:54 PM
Misdemonar TRAPPED IN A LIFE THAT IS NOT YOURS!

EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DEAD!
May 30th, 2008 09:42 PM
Kybo Ren "death is a natural part of life. miss them do not. mourn them do not."
Yoda says party on dude!
May 30th, 2008 08:45 PM
dj bastard Maybe you swallowed it whilst "jammin".
May 30th, 2008 08:42 PM
Guitar Woman I don't know how that e got in there
May 30th, 2008 08:30 PM
dj bastard No i mean fat lazy bastard dead guy and equally fat useless son.
Can i party yet. ?
May 30th, 2008 08:01 PM
Guitar Woman DO YE MEN FEAR DEATH, THAT COLD, DARK ABYSS OF IGNORANCE
May 30th, 2008 07:38 PM
dj bastard no rog, its about a fat lazy bastard who used to visit rarely but would bring his equally fat son along and he would always drink all the coke in the house offering up the lame excuse that he suffered an extremely dry throat, a medical condition apparently, uh.
dont get me wrong, if people wanna be fat thats ok but dont give lame reasons for not bein able to do simple stuff an blame it on a "condition".
May 30th, 2008 07:29 PM
Mockery I thought this thread was about the metal band.
May 30th, 2008 06:32 PM
dj bastard
DEATH

HA HA my bastard uncle died, he was a thief till he met his girlfriend then he became a fat lazy bastard who beat his girl if she got sick and couldnt get out to buy him beer. Because im all sad and stuff how long is the appropriate grieving period before i can party.

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