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Aug 4th, 2008 04:02 PM
Dr. Boogie Switch from confessed agnosticism to agnosticism.
Aug 4th, 2008 02:07 PM
LordSappington Wait, did she yell out God's name in the sack? That would be awkward at best....
Jul 29th, 2008 10:29 PM
Hangie
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Originally Posted by pac-man View Post
I got cock blocked by God.

The clouds will part and the sky cracks open
And God himself will reach his fucking cock through
Just to push you down
Just to hold you down
Jul 26th, 2008 09:23 AM
HickMan Every time a girl screams "Oh God" when I'm having sex with her I slap her and say "Tony Danza, bitch!". That's how it works, right?
Jul 25th, 2008 03:34 PM
Tadao Better than turning you impotent.
Jul 25th, 2008 03:26 PM
JJ_Maniac A fire 'n brimstone cock-block sounds painful.
Jul 23rd, 2008 01:25 PM
Kitsa All things considered, you're probably better off.

There are loads of perfectly nice agnostic chicks out there.
Jul 21st, 2008 09:32 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I was expecting you to get cockblocked by Godfrey from the real world.
Jul 21st, 2008 02:58 PM
Sethomas Talking to a pursuit just now, I related a story about seeing an affectionate reference to myself in the Craigslist "Missed Connections" section and emailing the mystery person with "hey sorry I have gf now anyways my name is Seth", with the addendum, "There is no worse cockblock than integrity."
Jul 21st, 2008 01:49 PM
Kybo Ren Look at the bright side- God blocked your cock with a "swaying of minds/hearts" instead of his "Fire & Brimstone" shctick.
Jul 21st, 2008 08:22 AM
executioneer back with another of those cock blockin beats *electornic music*
Jul 21st, 2008 03:13 AM
Fathom Zero UHH TISS PUSH IT

PUSH IT REAL GOOD
Jul 21st, 2008 02:38 AM
liquidstatik dont push it
Jul 21st, 2008 01:47 AM
pac-man
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero View Post
You made me laugh.
I'm a funny guy.
Jul 21st, 2008 01:22 AM
pac-man Nah. If I were atheist I wouldn't believe that God could blocketh my cocketh.
Jul 21st, 2008 01:19 AM
Dr. Boogie So are you an atheist now?
Jul 21st, 2008 01:10 AM
Fathom Zero You made me laugh.
Jul 21st, 2008 01:07 AM
pac-man
Cock block from above.

I got cock blocked by God. I have faced many a human blocker in my day, but never did I think the almighty would find the time smite me where it really smotes. Long story short, 3 months of happy relationship are now all but over thanks to my girl deciding that she's no longer happy with my confessed agnosticism. God is her number one guy, heart and soul. Whatever I get from here on out is at best His sloppy seconds. All this time she's been calling out another guy's name, when I just thought I was doing good. How the fuck do you match up with the creator? I mean, I'm not chopped liver, but I can't raise the dead and shit. Totally not fair. Anyone else get blocked by a supernatural force or have a good/funny cock blocked story?

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