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Jul 2nd, 2008 09:41 PM
Misdemonar i would fuck them
Jul 2nd, 2008 08:19 AM
kissmelater I never watched the series but I tried watching the movie and somehow i find it tolerable. I don't really agree that it is the best but it's not a pain in the neck. I don't even wet myself while watching it but it encourages me to explore my sexuality and induce a lot of sex and don't just limit myself with the normal. I have my collection of sex toys and i find it more pleasing to use now that i know that some sex oriented series has been a huge hit... it's just a way of saying that more and more people are now opening their eyes with REALITY!!!!
Jun 27th, 2008 03:13 PM
Kitsa
Jun 27th, 2008 01:19 PM
badboy7 The movie was awesome but the serial is bettr ...
Jun 22nd, 2008 11:27 AM
eliz.lanier I actually saw the show a few times. It wasn't that bad but the main women are all very annoying- especially the red haired chick. But it was funny at times. I wouldn't waste eight bucks to go see this movie though. I don't get why so many women are obsessed with the girl's relationship with that douchebag. With very little effort you too can have plenty of ugly old men be jerks and cheat on you in real life why do you want to watch it as a form of entertainment?
Jun 15th, 2008 10:55 AM
pac-man Me either, but Sex and the City makes them whoreish and demanding. Whores can't have self-esteem; it just screws everything up.
Jun 14th, 2008 06:12 PM
Tadao I see nothing wrong with making the general female population more whoreish.
Jun 14th, 2008 02:29 PM
Lobo Tommy
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Originally Posted by Miss Modular View Post
I saw this movie over the weekend and LOVED IT!!!
Why?
Jun 14th, 2008 09:36 AM
pac-man Next thing you know they'll be driving.
Jun 14th, 2008 09:24 AM
Black Flag also pac-man i hear that women even get to vote! who the fuck decided that was a good idea amiright?
Jun 14th, 2008 09:17 AM
Black Flag hey, guys, i bet if you really thought about it, you'd find that sex and the city never really hurt you in any substantial way

and, all things considered, you're being a bunch of whiny little bitches just because other people are enjoying something you don't
Jun 13th, 2008 07:53 PM
Dimnos
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Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
The last annoying friend is at least fifteen years older than the other ones. She speaks in ceaseless double, triple and quadruple entendre and that makes her the most annoying one of all. She is insatiably horny,which can be gross.
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This character is both the best and worst thing about this show. She is the best thing about this show because she was in the greatest movie ever, Big Trouble in Little China, and the worst part because she is SO annoying in this show and you see just how far she has fallen since the Little China days.
Jun 13th, 2008 05:21 PM
Kitsa As far as I can tell, this is the plot:

Horseface writes some article about sex for some newspaper and/or magazine. She's got an unlikely amount of fame from this, and her photo appears on buses from time to time. She has three annoying friends who seem to have all of the time in the world to spend together. She also dates a lot, and she went out with the guy from Office Space for a while, but she always goes back to the guy with the big wang.

One of her annoying friends is a lawyer and gets away with treating people like shit because she's being "assertive". She had a baby with some guy and complained about it a lot, and now she's with that guy again.

The second annoying friend is a slightly wonky-eyed brunette who reacts with dippy wonder to anything the others say or do. She has a lot of money from some ex husband and now she's with some bald lawyer because the sex is hot.

The last annoying friend is at least fifteen years older than the other ones. She speaks in ceaseless double, triple and quadruple entendre and that makes her the most annoying one of all. She is insatiably horny,which can be gross.

Other than that, the only "plot" seems to be following the sexual escapades each annoying woman is enjoying at the moment, wrapping up with a diary entry/article a la Doogie Howser.
Jun 13th, 2008 04:17 PM
Grislygus Out of curiosity, does it actually have a plot? The preview I saw seemed to consist of them drinking, winking, and talking.
Jun 13th, 2008 03:36 PM
Dimnos My wife is a fan of the show. While I myself couldn’t watch it without an overwhelming desire to shove a power drill into my skull, I love that it keeps her occupied while I surf the web or play video games. Thank you Mrs. Horseface.
Jun 13th, 2008 11:30 AM
Kitsa I wouldn't know, I hate them like poison.
Jun 13th, 2008 07:48 AM
MetalMilitia Say, do women's magazines really read like SJP's stupid internal monologue when she's supposedly writing?

"SO I ASKED MYSELF FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, DOES PRINCE CHARMING REALLY EXIST??!?!?!?"
Jun 12th, 2008 11:37 PM
pac-man Yes, but then again we weren't talking about politics, religions, or any of that. I was saying that women and metrosexuals tend to pay close attention to Hollywood, to influential women (i.e. Oprah mentions a book, it's a best seller), and to tv shows like SATC. I was answering Kitsa's question: I said that the show inspires more than it validates. I don't mean to sound chauvanistic, but seriously, if you're a straight dude who doesn't pluck his eyebrows into cute little arches then you get what I'm saying.
Jun 12th, 2008 11:27 PM
kahljorn I don't know men like to flock to political parties and religions and ethnic history and whatever hats are popular DURING THAT TIME FRAME. It's pretty much been that way forever, too. I don't really think queer eye for the straight guy influenced fashion and cultural cohesion for the past several thousand years, either.
Jun 12th, 2008 10:57 PM
pac-man I totally think it inspires. Women eat shit like SATC up because it gives them role models for how to dress, how to party, how to date, even how to fuck. Why do you think Oprah went from Baltimore news anchor to religious cult leader? Women, with exception, are a hive-mind when it comes to what to wear, where to go, who to date, what to read, so forth and so on. Ever since the gays started gaining influence, more and more "men" share this flock-ishness. I'm not going to say there weren't some trailblazing cougars who didn't set the stage for SATC; but that shit wasn't going down in Des Moines until these 21st Century Golden Girls showed all women how to continue being a whore past their prime.
Jun 12th, 2008 10:33 PM
Kitsa
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Originally Posted by pac-man View Post
Yeah, but the "cougars" it inspired were able to squeeze a feature length film out of it.
That's an interesting point. Does it inspire, or validate?

Did anyone see the SNL skit they had for this about a month ago? It was so dead-on, it was hilarious. "More puns, more puns!" "I've got a sexy secret...I'm a dude!"
Jun 12th, 2008 09:33 PM
kahljorn I like how they have the main whores face all over magazines in which she tells people about sex. HUMAN sex! How can a fucking BAT/LAMA GIVE HUMANS ADVICE ON SEX?

FIRST YOU LET THE FOUR LEGGED FLYING CREATURE MOUNT YOU IN AN INVERTED AERIAL SUMMERSAULT
Jun 12th, 2008 11:21 AM
Tadao It's always been acceptable, if we get to watch.
Jun 12th, 2008 11:16 AM
Jeanette X I've never seen the show, but I'm somewhat glad its around because it increased the social acceptability of owning sex toys.
Jun 12th, 2008 11:03 AM
Miss Modular I saw this movie over the weekend and LOVED IT!!!

I could understand why everyone wouldn't be into it, though.
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