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May 6th, 2010 12:29 PM
Fathom Zero
May 4th, 2010 03:06 AM
bigtimecow this is true; i DISrespect it because i envy it
May 4th, 2010 02:25 AM
Sam BIGCOWTIME

YOU JUST DON'T RESPECT THE VERY REAL SEXUAL THREAT THAT BILL AND I BOTH REPRESENT
May 4th, 2010 02:24 AM
bigtimecow GUYS GROSS

RESPECT
May 3rd, 2010 07:23 PM
Sam I'LL GIVE HER THE BARRY SANDWICH
May 3rd, 2010 05:47 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost WITH A BOOM BOX THAT PLAY "WHOOMP THERE IT IS."
May 3rd, 2010 05:36 PM
Dimnos The Bill and Sam body slam!
May 3rd, 2010 05:02 PM
Sam WE'LL BUST HER OPEN LIKE A LICKITY SPLIT.
May 3rd, 2010 04:46 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I was thinking that right after.

PHOENIX, ME AND SAM WILL GIVE HER THE DOUBLE AIRHORN
May 3rd, 2010 03:47 PM
Sam :SAMHAIN
May 3rd, 2010 12:17 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost :SAMHORN.
May 3rd, 2010 12:39 AM
Sam I'll tag with you man.
May 3rd, 2010 12:33 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost I would spit roast a girl...
May 3rd, 2010 12:27 AM
Phoenix Gamma
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost View Post
PHOENIX, ARE YOU AND THE OTHER GUY TAG TEAM CHAMPS YET?
NO WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

1) IF I'M GONNA HAVE A THREESOME, IT'S GONNA BE ME AND TWO CHICKS.
2) SHE'S OBVIOUSLY JUST LEADING ME ON SO I'M NOT GONNA BOTHER
AND 3) I'M NOT REALLY LOOKING FOR THAT ANYWAYS.
May 1st, 2010 01:00 PM
Rez
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Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma View Post
I've always had a thing for this chick, and last week we had sex in one of the student buildings. It was fucking awesome.

We were talking a lot and she said she had feelings for me, so I think "sweet. Having sex with a hot chick who has a thing for me. I'm totally game".

The following days, she's been texting me and IMing me a lot, just to see where I am or what I'm doing. And she's been super forward with me about how the sex was and stuff. So I'm thinking at this point we're gonna start actually dating and shit, right?

She sends me a text last night saying she wants to talk later. Calls me up around 1:30 in the morning to talk. We talked for almost an hour, but here's the abridged version:

So basically, I can't talk to her, but I can't NOT talk to her. I can't go out with her, but I can't be friends with her, and I can't ignore her. We just went in circles for almost a goddamn hour.

Chicks, man
ya blew it!

i'm not reading the rest of this thread. hopefully someone mentioned how she really wanted you to convince her that 30 minutes is nothin, and that you're not going to be an asshole, because thats exactly what she wanted to hear before going "ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS!"

OOPS!

EDIT: OH BOY I JUST READ THE REST OF THIS THREAD. never mind everything is terrible here.
May 1st, 2010 10:22 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost PHOENIX, ARE YOU AND THE OTHER GUY TAG TEAM CHAMPS YET?
May 1st, 2010 03:25 AM
Babs
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
I hate when I'm jerking to porn and a girl gets ass fucked. That's not a pretty sight.
especially when a scoop of chocolate crowns itself on the tip.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma View Post
NEVER MIND IT'S NOT EVEN HER BOY FRIEND IT'S JUST SOME GUY SHE ASKED TO COME OVER.

WELL NOW THAT I KNOW I SLEPT WITH A SLUT I REALLY WANT A DRINK BUT ALL I HAVE IS A 12 PACK OF COKE. THAT WON'T GET ME DRUNK IT DOESN'T EVEN GIVE ME A CAFFEINE BOOST.
More like some guy she had "cum" over. Don't let that cunt play you like you're some timid bitch, confront that whore.
Apr 29th, 2010 07:41 PM
Fathom Zero
Apr 29th, 2010 11:43 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero View Post
You know, I've been watching that video non-fusking stop.

I used to try and do the dance in the movie theater when that came out to get girls. It didn't work.
Apr 28th, 2010 10:49 PM
Sam YOU SHOULD FOLLOW MY ADVICE AND WATCH THE GOOFY MOVIE AGAIN.
Apr 28th, 2010 10:25 PM
kahljorn honestly i think you should follow tadao's advice enjoy life to the fullest!
Apr 28th, 2010 07:18 PM
Phoenix Gamma BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY EMOTICONS

Nah I don't wanna be a dick. She hasn't sent me anything in the past few hours, which is a record. The second I ever get pissed off, she just starts buttering me up. So I'll just keep being super happy all the time and maybe she'll leave me alone B)

And Goofy Movie did the trick. TALK TO MEH TALK TO MEH TALK TO MEH BAYBEEEEEEEEH.
Apr 28th, 2010 06:32 PM
Dimnos I say you keep on ignoring her buddy. If she even tries to speak or text you just tell her to fuck off. Literally. Those two words and nothing else. Fuck off. Maybe a even but thats it.
Apr 28th, 2010 01:08 PM
Fathom Zero You know, I've been watching that video non-fusking stop.
Apr 28th, 2010 12:03 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma View Post
NO SHE CAME BY TO CHECK UP ON ME AND I WAS GONNA USE THE LINE I THOUGHT UP IN MY HEAD CAUSE I THOUGHT IT'D BE A SICK BURN. BUT SHE SAID HE'S JUST A FRIEND SHE CALLED CAUSE SHE WANTED SOMEONE TO TALK TO OR WHATEVER THEN SHE LEFT AND I WAS MAD THAT I COULDN'T SAY THE THING AND THEN I REALIZED SHE'S PROBABLY SCREWING THAT GUY TOO. I MEAN WHO COMES OVER AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING TO TALK ANYWAYS. SO I STARTED THE MOVIE.

THEN SHE CAME BY GOT HER STUFF AND LEFT WITH THE GUY AND IGNORES ME AND TEXTS ME SAYING GOODNIGHT. WHEN I IGNORE SOMEONE I DON'T KEEP TEXTING THEM. THAT'S WHY FROM NOW ON, I'M NOT TALKING TO HER UNLESS IT'S ABOUT A GOOFY MOVIE. CAUSE SHIT THIS MOVIE'S RAD.



No, seriously, I'm cutting her off. Unless she brings up this movie. Then I'll talk to her. BUT ONLY ABOUT A GOOFY MOVIE. THE SEQUEL DOESN'T COUNT

MAAAAYYYBBBEEE LOVE IS THE REASON WHY
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