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|Oct 14th, 2010 02:55 AM|
|Esuohlim||So does cutting off your balls|
|Oct 14th, 2010 02:42 AM|
|MLE||The Andy Griffith theme works too.|
|Oct 13th, 2010 10:00 PM|
|Oct 13th, 2010 02:25 PM|
|executioneer||just whistle the addams family theme that'll fix it|
|Oct 13th, 2010 08:09 AM|
|The Doctor||Thanks Zhukov now that shitty song will be in my head, thanks so much.|
|Oct 13th, 2010 07:52 AM|
Lol Kahl, now it's going to be in my head for the rest of my life.
Oh well, at least it's gotten rid of WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
|Oct 13th, 2010 07:12 AM|
|Oct 13th, 2010 07:10 AM|
|kahljorn||the only reason i even know that song is cause i worked at subway and they brainwashed me|
|Oct 12th, 2010 06:10 AM|
because you had a bad day, you're taking one down, you sing a sad song just to turn it around. you say you dont know you tell me dont lie ...
|Oct 12th, 2010 02:47 AM|
Weird combination of fixation and trying way too fucking hard going on here.
YOU HAD A BAD DAY
|Oct 12th, 2010 01:19 AM|
|Oct 12th, 2010 12:52 AM|
I have to give it a fighting chance by letting it crush my balls first?
Edit: just bookmarked scum manifesto for reals.
|Oct 12th, 2010 12:48 AM|
|Fathom Zero||you might want to read the scum manifesto|
|Oct 12th, 2010 12:44 AM|
I have a question though.
Would it be considered the worst battlefield injury on the field or would it be considered performance art if I stick my cock into the loser's throat?
|Oct 11th, 2010 10:26 PM|
i do not ever want to be around you!
|Oct 11th, 2010 10:09 PM|
|kahljorn||instead of shooting your balls off ebfore yo kill yourself you should find a few snakes and have a few snake battles with them|
|Oct 10th, 2010 10:06 AM|
|The Doctor||Or be tied and gagged....which could mean you need a dominatrix.... who in return could inflict some pain, which would save the pain of cutting your balls off...take out some sexual frustrations and you can say you have now lived. Having the experience many people don't that of having a dominatrix. One word of advice have an easy "safe" word you can pronounce and not forget.|
|Oct 9th, 2010 04:02 AM|
|MLE||I'm certain you need to see a shrink now.|
|Oct 9th, 2010 02:32 AM|
My anti depressents are making me emotionally wired, which in turn has caused me to resent some of the more common emotions. They are the smallest available dosage from a clinic for the homeless and financially impoverished..
I can only expect myself to be rolling over absent minded cats in this trailer park in a stupor influenced of oppressed, ambiguous and ill-managed anger and violent intentions.
I actually had a thought of trying to scrape the inside of my vein when I'm donating plasma.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! There is absolutely no way of getting past this wet dream shit is there? If I stopped masturbating, it would make my sensitive areas a lot more dull. However, I have never attempted to cut myself before. BUT since chopping off the balls is a one-way street, I think I'll only include it when I finally decide to do myself in. Put up a live web-cam and give the world a glimpse of me shooting my sac off before doing myself in with fucking snakes.
I don't know how things will play out right now but I sure as hell hope starting my new job won't be disasterous. I'm hoping for low zoo fences.
P.S. I know snakes are in fucking terrariums. Polar bears aren't.
To Chojin. Some of my thoughts are half serious but I was sincere about the main topic when I started it.
Guitar Woman may be on to something! I think drugs may be the next answer here folks! Music is a tad gray and so is video games and I barely know how to tap in my emotions to make drawing any fun. All I can draw is fucking DICKS and play the most monotonous shit that I can't seem to pull myself away from and the ambiguouty I'm getting from Oysterhead is gonna make me fugue but I'm fucking bored of everything else that I have. I can't even listen to classic rock without feeling depressed because the song is either so over the top obvious and poppy like shit or my knowledge of the lyrics makes me feel like I've never lived life at all.
|Oct 7th, 2010 04:04 AM|
|MLE||Some will even help you lose weight. That's probably what's going on here.|
|Oct 7th, 2010 02:57 AM|
|executioneer||lotta antidepressants'll do that, too|
|Oct 6th, 2010 01:36 PM|
|Guitar Woman||I come up with the best solutions.|
|Oct 6th, 2010 12:07 PM|
|Zhukov||But then again, your answer to everything is opiates.|
|Oct 6th, 2010 07:35 AM|
|Guitar Woman||you know, opiates will just make your junk not work, and you also won't become a fat, greasy eunuch|
|Oct 5th, 2010 08:29 PM|
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