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Aug 21st, 2011 01:02 AM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by executioneer via an edit
THANSK GUYS NOW IHAVE TO EDIT IT INSTEDA OF DELETES

WONDERFUL JOB
Sorry man, but that post was too good not to preserve
Aug 20th, 2011 11:55 AM
WhiteRat No this spambot should be preserved and studied. It's our duty as citizens of the internet to learn all that we can from this particular one.

Michel Ponting is...dare I say...unique.
Aug 20th, 2011 07:15 AM
Pentegarn I almost gave him a pickle, but he will be erased and therefore, so too would be the pickle
Aug 20th, 2011 06:52 AM
k0k0 I thought about it, but in the end he is a spambot.
Aug 20th, 2011 06:45 AM
Fathom Zero I gave Michael Ponting a pickle.
Aug 20th, 2011 06:35 AM
Pentegarn "Battleship is the awesome movie.I watch this movie for many times.
Battleship is no longer considered the greatest film.
"

This may be my favorite spambot ever

Aug 20th, 2011 06:34 AM
Michel Ponting Battleship is the awesome movie.I watch this movie for many times.
Battleship is no longer considered the greatest film.

THANSK GUYS NOW IHAVE TO EDIT IT INSTEDA OF DELETES

WONDERFUL JOB
Aug 7th, 2011 11:45 AM
Nick Oh, you guys are cheaters.
Aug 7th, 2011 02:53 AM
WhiteRat They don't even need to move them around they can just lie like I used to do. Eventually you get caught but by then the game is ruined so nobody wins or losses.
Aug 5th, 2011 10:57 PM
MailCall We'll have no problem against those aliens if we just keep moving the ships around after their turns.
Aug 5th, 2011 12:16 PM
Womti if there's actually a scene where liam neeson says tha, I 'm getting a t-shirt with that on it.
Aug 5th, 2011 09:29 AM
Krythor I'm waiting for tense economic thriller "Monopoly," with contemporary references to a Rupert Murdoch-like villain, foiled by a man with silver shoes and a robot dog.
Aug 4th, 2011 02:00 PM
Nick
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Originally Posted by WhiteRat View Post
"Nooooooooo! You sank my battleship! Now it's personal!"

-Hunky lead role







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Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
This idea sucks majorly. They keep making these because you cunts keep watching them.
I haven't been to a movie theater since The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. :/
Aug 4th, 2011 01:59 PM
Zhukov This idea sucks majorly. They keep making these because you cunts keep watching them.


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Originally Posted by k0k0 View Post
and neither is sex + food.
Bullshit.
Aug 4th, 2011 01:45 PM
WhiteRat
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Originally Posted by Nick View Post
I wonder what he thought when they gave him the script.


Hopefully someone screams "You sank my battleship!" somewhere in the movie.
"Nooooooooo! You sank my battleship! Now it's personal!"

-Hunky lead role
Aug 4th, 2011 01:39 PM
Nick
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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie View Post
Not me. It's not like he's working for scale because he really wanted to be a part of the Battleship phenomenon.
I wonder what he thought when they gave him the script.


Hopefully someone screams "You sank my battleship!" somewhere in the movie.
Aug 4th, 2011 01:19 PM
Mad Melvin sink the ships duh
Aug 4th, 2011 01:13 PM
Fathom Zero I can't wait 'til they explain what the pegs are supposed to do.
Aug 4th, 2011 01:10 PM
Dr. Boogie
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Originally Posted by Nick View Post
I feel kind of sorry for Liam Nielson.
Not me. It's not like he's working for scale because he really wanted to be a part of the Battleship phenomenon.
Aug 4th, 2011 10:32 AM
Nick This has to be one of the most absurd movies ever thought up. It's almost retarded that someone would green light this. I feel kind of sorry for Liam Nielson.

Here's some screen shots of the pegs from the trailer.


Aug 4th, 2011 03:08 AM
captain516
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
no boardgame movie's ever gonna beat clue, damn it

EVER
CAN'T WAIT FOR CANDYLAND THE MOVIE
Aug 3rd, 2011 06:18 PM
Mockery Battleship already had its time to shine on the big screen when Bill & Ted sunk Death's battleship.

Aug 2nd, 2011 06:52 PM
k0k0 As someone who's done the food sex thing when I was young, I have actually eaten an animal cracker out of a vagina. It's not as appealing as it sounds, and neither is sex + food.
Aug 2nd, 2011 06:20 PM
WhiteRat
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Originally Posted by Grislygus View Post
Except for the whole ripping off of Armageddon's lame RAWR YOO ARE LOSER AN MY DAWGHTER GRRRR I SPOSE I WILL LIKE YOU AFTER TOUGH GUY TIMES THO :/ miniplot, which in turn was ripped off from the Hellfighters
Maybe we can see another animal cracker jammed in a vagina.
Aug 2nd, 2011 05:14 PM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
no boardgame movie's ever gonna beat clue, damn it

EVER
That's all that needs to be said

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