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Jan 14th, 2006 10:39 AM
Womti
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
womti i'll totally go out with you
of course now I know your a lesbian. also, MM isnt it kinda funny how you mentioned complimentary toilet in the beginning, and now she tries to come on to me?? what luck I have.
Dec 28th, 2005 10:28 AM
xbxDaniel Double post. Oops.
Dec 28th, 2005 10:27 AM
xbxDaniel I do.
Dec 28th, 2005 10:09 AM
Womti I think you're a worthless bitch. I bet you get that a lot, though.
Dec 23rd, 2005 05:41 PM
ziggytrix I think you're a worthless bum. I bet you get that a lot, though.
Dec 23rd, 2005 05:38 PM
kahljorn You seem to fit the story.
Dec 23rd, 2005 04:14 PM
Womti and are you sure of this, Dr. kahljorn?
Dec 22nd, 2005 06:11 PM
kahljorn Womti's life is so hard but look how he treks on through with those obnoxious ^__^ faces showing how despite life's hardships he can get through it what a great guy come on ladies look at this guy he's a sure winner isn't he? He's obviously superior to everyone here because his life is much harder and nobody will ever understand his pain but that's okay because he hides it behind a smile but somewhere on his poor body remains scars of his secret pain. Which lovely lady on this board will be the first to see the scars of his horrible past, huh? It will be a romance worthy of an anime made about the super romantic lover womti and his adventures in t he streets of hardship. BUT HE KNOWS OF AN ENCHANTED MEADOW THE BEST PLACE TO PICK FLOWERS AND HE EVEN HAS A SECRET RECIPE FOR BAKING CHOCOLATES SO HAVE NO FEAR LADIES HE CAN FULFILL YOUR EVERY R OMANTIC DESIRE ALL BECAUSE OF HIS SECRET SCARS THAT HE HIDES BEHIND A SMILE
Dec 22nd, 2005 02:10 PM
Womti sure why not....^_^
Dec 22nd, 2005 01:37 PM
Chojin Would you like to know what we think of you? ^_^
Dec 22nd, 2005 01:17 PM
Womti actually I've been too busy 'living' to get around to posting on this thing. basically, I think of this place as lower than the streets...
Dec 22nd, 2005 11:19 AM
ziggytrix you're back!

i'd figured you'd sold your laptop for crack or something.
Dec 22nd, 2005 11:12 AM
Womti this thread is off the deep end.....
Dec 21st, 2005 11:17 PM
executioneer you said rears lol
Dec 21st, 2005 06:57 PM
Blasted Child The payoff is rather satisfactory, it's the tax arrears that bother me
Dec 21st, 2005 02:38 PM
MetalMilitia
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Women are a lot of work with no real payoff.
Im guessing you dont have much experience in these things.
Dec 21st, 2005 02:34 PM
VolCanon Women are a lot of work with no real payoff. Why don't you just buy an inflatable "Six Love Holes" Doll from the local Adult Heaven or whatever you guys have for porno shops over there. If you're too young, pay some homeless guy to do it for you.
Dec 10th, 2005 11:32 PM
Supafly345 Zing
Dec 10th, 2005 03:39 PM
Mr. Fugo
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Originally Posted by womti
as for being "quite retarded", im actually quite intelligent.
I have yet to see valid proof of that.
Dec 10th, 2005 01:50 PM
Rosenstern I think he meant to type "sleeping" on the sidewalk. Oh. well...
We all make typos
Dec 10th, 2005 11:52 AM
sadie
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Originally Posted by womti
i look just like any other person you wolud see walking on the sidewalk.
'cept creeeeepier.
Dec 10th, 2005 09:45 AM
Womti wll lets see i still have needs and interests. as for being "quite retarded", im actually quite intelligent. also, my being homeless really isnt a big deal. i look just like any other person you would see walking on the sidewalk. still all of this is irrevelant anyway because im just not interested in OAO.
Dec 10th, 2005 07:02 AM
Mr. Fugo
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Originally Posted by womti
uh, what in hell makes you think id want a chance on OAO? hes not my type anyway.
You are homeless, shy; and may I add, quite retarded. What makes you think him being your type or not plays even the least bit of relevance?
Dec 9th, 2005 06:00 PM
The Retro Kat You've really outdone yourself this time, pub.
Dec 9th, 2005 04:38 PM
Pub Lover Guys, I already won this thread, what are you all doing here?

I'm now going to IM AChimp & call him a mini-loser that only aspires to my level of loserdom.
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