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Feb 14th, 2009 03:10 PM
kahljorn heh ;\ there are like two elementary schools in this neighborhood, a highschool, and some other elementary schools are spread out in the vicinity, and there are probably like 45 registered sex offenders within 3 miles ;\
Feb 14th, 2009 11:37 AM
Kitsa I have 12 registered sex offenders within 2 miles of my house.

13 if you count one I'm pretty sure just hasn't been caught yet.
Feb 14th, 2009 03:04 AM
kahljorn
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The moral and practical implications of simply imprisoning pedophiles in a gigantic, self-sufficient "colony" in the Nevada Desert that just happen to be surrounded by fences straight out of a concentration camp as they will never be rehabilitated and people will bitch if you flat-out euthanize them

This is more complicated than it sounds, sex offenders all over are having serious difficulty buying real estate due to their histories, guaranteeing them a home in an isolated, childfree, self-sufficient city kills two birds with one stone
Except that you are imprisoning them when they are supposed to be free or on parole. ;o
Maybe the difficulty in adjusting to a world that knows about them is PART OF THEIR PUNISHMENT. Plus shit man all kinds of people have problems finding real estate they can move into. ARE WE GONNA SHIP EM OFF TO A CONCENTRATION CAMP? Rent an apartment.

ps i once did one of those searches for sex offenders in the area and this area and an area just north of here are full of sex offenders! I guess they dont have TOO HARD OF A TIME FINDING REAL ESTATE
lol
Feb 13th, 2009 04:54 PM
Kitsa I got a sex offender postcard the last place I lived, that was weird...the postcard made me obsess over it way more than I would have if they hadn't sent out anything.

As in, "Wow, they sent out a postcard about this guy. I'll have to keep an eye out."
Feb 13th, 2009 12:49 PM
Grislygus The moral and practical implications of simply imprisoning pedophiles in a gigantic, self-sufficient "colony" in the Nevada Desert that just happen to be surrounded by fences straight out of a concentration camp as they will never be rehabilitated and people will bitch if you flat-out euthanize them

This is more complicated than it sounds, sex offenders all over are having serious difficulty buying real estate due to their histories, guaranteeing them a home in an isolated, childfree, self-sufficient city kills two birds with one stone
Feb 12th, 2009 12:20 AM
kahljorn I'm supposed to write a gay philosophy paper to win some money but i can't decide what my topic should be ;\
Feb 9th, 2009 09:19 PM
Kitsa I was following the "when in Rome" principle.
Feb 9th, 2009 08:40 PM
kahljorn
Feb 9th, 2009 08:32 PM
kahljorn What part of vaginal antithetics fails to demerit the aspects of pretension in your congregationalizing, Kitsa ?
Feb 9th, 2009 05:54 PM
Kitsa What part of copious velocity fails to describe the rapid-fire syllogism, kahljorn?
Feb 9th, 2009 05:28 PM
kahljorn Yea cause you're a little teacup of fucking sunshine with all y our positive comments.

WHAT A LOAD OF MENTAL DIARRHEA
Feb 9th, 2009 03:53 PM
Kitsa I wasn't infringing upon your right to be insufferable.

'Annoying douchebag' may be a tad uncalled-for. You're a little capricious with the abuse.
Feb 9th, 2009 03:18 PM
kahljorn
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Imaginary pains are by far the most real we suffer, since we feel a constant need for them and invent them because there is no way of doing without them.
That strikes me as pretty accurate -- at least for me.

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To exist is a state as little conceivable as its contrary. No, still more inconceivable.
That sums up the absurdity of existence.

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the man we cannot sufficiently praise for having declared: "Dreams are liars; if you shit in your bed, that's true."
That's just hilarious and awesome.

I don't know its either mental diarhhea or you're a twat! Or both. However, given the fact that he's a somewhat famous philosopher and you're some annoying douchebag on the internet I'll go with the later.
Disjunctive syllogism
Feb 9th, 2009 02:20 AM
kahljorn i guess so
Feb 8th, 2009 09:37 PM
Kitsa It's like mental diarrhea :/
Feb 7th, 2009 05:20 PM
kahljorn Everything that IS engenders, sooner or later, nightmares. Let us try, therefore, to invent something better than being.

the right to suppress everyone that bothers us should rank first in the constitution of the ideal state.

LUTHER DEAD by Lucas Fortnagel. A plebian, aggressive, terrifying mask, as of some sublime hog... which perfectly renders the features of the man we cannot sufficiently praise for having declared: "Dreams are liars; if you shit in your bed, that's true."
:D
Feb 7th, 2009 05:12 PM
kahljorn This is obscure:
Imaginary pains are by far the most real we suffer, since we feel a constant need for them and invent them because there is no way of doing without them.

If you are doomed to devour yourself, nothing can keep you from it: a trifle will impel you as much as a tragedy. Resign yourself to erosion at all times: your fate wills it so.

To exist is a state as little conceivable as its contrary. No, still more inconceivable.

A monster, however horrible, secretely attracts us, pursues us, haunts us. He represents, enlarged, our advantages and our miseries, he proclaums US, he is our standard-bearer.
Feb 7th, 2009 05:05 PM
kahljorn And I nodded at him, as if to say, "Yes!"
Feb 6th, 2009 04:26 PM
kahljorn What did other people's deaths or a mother's love matter to me; what did his God or the lives people chose or the fate they think they elect matter to me when we are all elected by the same fate, me and billions of privileged people like him who also called themselves my brother. Couldn't he see, couldn't se see that? Everybody was privileged. There were only privileged people.


What did it matter that marie now offered her lips to a new Meursalt. < that always depresses me, but i think there's another part where he talks about the new mersault which I prefer ;/
Feb 6th, 2009 04:10 PM
Dixie Are you afraid, afraid to die
Don't be afraid, afraid to try
Are you afraid to die
Don't be afraid of suicide
Just take that razor blade
And cut your wrist down to the bone
And die laughing
Are you afriad, afraid to die
Don't be afraid, afraid to try
Suicide
Suicide


And something from my namesake to keep with the God Is Dead Theme:
God looked down from heaven shook his head and wept
His flock had gone astray wolves mingling with sheep
You tried to save man once by sending down a son
But the bastards nailed him up and laughed at what they’d done

You gang raped mother nature I love a virgins cry
Blood poured from the earth she suffered and she died
Rusty scissors still in hand you castrated father time
Feed his balls to the hounds that drink his cum like wine

God is dead

You’ve taken all my precious gifts
I gave unto you life from by breath
You a product of my love
Your gratitude shown in my death

God is dead

The devil has taken your spirit
Keeps it chained up in the night
Tells you that evil is good
But you will never see the light

God is dead

Eat his body drink his blood then we’ll sing our song of love

Now you come crawling on your hands and knees
You beg for forgiveness suck me till I bleed
And for your transgressions heretical blasphemy
The punishment is damnation you’ll burn interminably

Look what you’ve done to nature
And what you ’ve done to time
There’s no more room in hell
Your sinners you steal what is mine

God is dead

Now the dead walk the earth
There’s nowhere to hide
The devil and his disciples
Rejoice my suicide

God is dead

Bustin’ heads breaking legs smashin’ faces spreading hate
Screaming out this can’t be real
Broken bottles chains and knifes bats and pipes to end your life
Crush you beneath my wheels

And of course no regret give me freedom or give me death
You’re flirting with disaster
Riding wild running free no one’s gonna govern me
Feb 6th, 2009 03:51 PM
kahljorn The first quote is from dostoyevsky
Feb 6th, 2009 03:47 PM
Kitsa

I'm burned out on academia, so you get a fat emo kid who's sad there's no cake.
Feb 6th, 2009 02:41 PM
Grislygus New Thread Rule: If we can find a better combo than the shrieking dad and GOD IS DEAD, we post it here
Feb 6th, 2009 02:39 PM
Grislygus Kahl, where the hell do you think I got that?

http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/

Besides, everybody's read Nieztche. It's not like I picked up on a Kirkegaard or Marcel quote
Feb 6th, 2009 02:20 PM
kahljorn ;D Could you tell who wrote that without googling it, grisly? I'll be impressed with you, if so.

"God died of his pity for man."
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