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Feb 17th, 2004 09:33 PM | ||
Terra |
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Next thing will be his voice going down a notch. Just a matter of time now.... |
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Feb 17th, 2004 06:15 PM | ||
glowbelly |
you misunderstood. i was in charge of the problem child, while the other two were pukin. he's not so much a problem child as he is extremely funny. he farted in my lap |
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Feb 17th, 2004 03:37 PM | ||
ProfessorCool |
Well hope you get better glowbelly, I can't control kids either, I had to watch my sister's kid, and he started a fire in the living room, i had to pay for the charred curtains. Another coincidence, my girlfriend's name is Jessica. |
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Feb 17th, 2004 11:53 AM | ||
mburbank | Those would be the qualities you need. No sympathetic vomitters need apply. | |
Feb 17th, 2004 10:50 AM | ||
glowbelly |
bri was amazing with the kids when they were all sick and stuff. i was put in charge of his "problem" nephew, who is a bit of a handful, while brian cleaned up after the other two. he gave them each a pail and told them that it was their best friend and that they must take it with them wherever they went for the night because he would rather clean a pail out a thousand times over than have to clean puke off of the dog again. he also calmed the kids down when they were pukin. telling them to relax and just get it all out, that everything would be better tomorrow and all that. he's gonna make a great daddy. |
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Feb 17th, 2004 09:34 AM | ||
mburbank |
Cordelia spent much of last night vomitting. She took it in stride, reporting "That last part was drool, not puke." The night before that I had a headache so bad if we'd had anyone to look after the kids I'd have gone to the emergency room. In between I had great Indian food and went to see "Big Fish" with the wife. So my weekend was mixed. |
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Feb 17th, 2004 07:19 AM | ||
Terra |
I am so sorry to hear about your weekend. It sounds like the "weekend from hell." Please go easy on eating solids for a bit unless your not having any trouble. And get lots of rest too. Take care of YOU! |
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Feb 17th, 2004 04:20 AM | ||
Perndog |
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Feb 17th, 2004 03:55 AM | ||
Dole |
Not the drugs then? Sorry to hear you were so sicky Karen! |
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Feb 16th, 2004 06:33 PM | ||
Anonymous | The T-Virus was unleashed at Katsucon last weekend. Fire department and all came out to evacuate the building on a biohazard thing. People were projectile vomiting and stuff. Word is it came from the water at the 'rave.' | |
Feb 16th, 2004 06:24 PM | ||
glowbelly |
thanks! i feel much better than yesterday. i can pee again, which is saying a LOT considering that all fluids were leaving my body by other means up until this afternoon. now i want a hamburger |
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Feb 16th, 2004 05:54 PM | ||
Protoclown | Feel better, Karen! | |
Feb 16th, 2004 05:00 PM | ||
Big McLargehuge | My brothers name is Brian and i know at least three Jessicas | |
Feb 16th, 2004 04:55 PM | ||
Comrade Rocket | Wow, whats weirder is that my name is Brian and I know a girl name Jessica... okay, not that weird. | |
Feb 16th, 2004 02:28 PM | ||
Vibecrewangel |
Ack Hope you feel better! Wacky coincidence, m yboyfriend is Brian and I'm Jessica. Wierd |
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Feb 16th, 2004 01:13 PM | ||
ArrowX |
but seriously I've had weekends like that |
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Feb 16th, 2004 01:12 PM | ||
Mr. Vagiclean | You should invite that EX and puke on her face | |
Feb 16th, 2004 01:03 PM | ||
theapportioner | IT IS TEH BIRD FLU | |
Feb 16th, 2004 12:51 PM | ||
punkgrrrlie10 | That's kind of scary. Don't flus take 3 days to incubate before you start puking? | |
Feb 16th, 2004 12:45 PM | ||
mburbank | i knew that | |
Feb 16th, 2004 12:41 PM | ||
sadie | okay. i meant the someone-to-take-care-of-you, not the puking-your-brains-out. | |
Feb 16th, 2004 12:41 PM | ||
mburbank |
THAT SOUND GREAT!!! You can comfort yourself by knowing that seeing as how contageous this flu obviously is, the ex girlfriend is certainly puking right now. |
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Feb 16th, 2004 12:38 PM | ||
sadie | lucky girly. you deserve it. | |
Feb 16th, 2004 12:28 PM | ||
glowbelly |
worst weekend in zee world on valentine's day when bri and i were getting ready to go eat din din, his sister called. family emergency...baby sick and needs to go to the hospital, could we please watch the other 3 children? we break our plans. two hours later the 2 oldest children are puking and shitting their brains out. we are relieved by bri's dad, who automatically irritates brian so much that we get home and he's not in the best mood. now it's sunday. bri's sick. his dad calls him and says he's sick and needs to go home so bri's back on his way over to take care of the kids. i yell at him, we get into a little spat, but it's alright cause his sister comes home with the baby like 5 minutes after he gets there. now bri's at home and he's really sick. he's sleepin on the couch and someone is BANGING on the door. i run downstairs, open the door and some gal is standing there. i say "yeeessss?" and she says "is brian home?" "yesss?" "are you karen?" "yesssss?" "i'm jessica." click click click, bri's ex girlfriend. i run upstairs, tell brian if he doesn't go handle that situation i will and it won't be pretty. then i get sick. really sick. like, 6-year-old first time with the stomach flu ever sick. what's good about this is that you really learn just how much you are willing to do for someone when they are crazy sick. bri and i puked in unison, in the same room, in our separate buckets and he cleaned out my puke bucket at least 7 times last night. i'd go into other specifics, but bri would kill me. it's just nice knowing that i have someone here who is going to take care of me no matter what, even when i have puke dripping out of my nose. |