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| Jun 27th, 2009 08:37 PM | |||
| Hangie | I'm assuming I'm going to die of old age or a heart attack so my body would be intact. I would be staked to a wall upside down. I would be spread like a starfish with my hands, feet, and skull staked. I would become an inverted pentagram and one of my close friends would come down to the basement wall in which I am staked to. He would use an antler to slice open my torso, allowing the demons inside to crawl out and wreak havoc upon the town. | ||
| Jun 23rd, 2009 12:47 AM | |||
| DevilWearsPrada |
Fast forward to 3:45, that's essentially what I want to happen. |
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| Jun 22nd, 2009 10:43 PM | |||
| The Leader | Henry Kissinger's last meal. | ||
| Jun 22nd, 2009 09:21 PM | |||
| ZeldaQueen | I want to be buried in a coffin, in case there's some sort of mistake as to whether I'm dead or not. I also want to be buried to the song "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" and have a blasphemous eulogy read (as I intend to have the WBC get PO'd at me during my life and come to picket when I die). | ||
| Jun 22nd, 2009 05:36 AM | |||
| Geggy | space is the place! | ||
| Jun 21st, 2009 11:42 PM | |||
| Guitar Woman |
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| Jun 21st, 2009 11:24 PM | |||
| whoreable |
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| Jun 21st, 2009 10:49 PM | |||
| Zomboid | Dog food. | ||
| Jun 21st, 2009 10:48 PM | |||
| executioneer |
viking funeral, motherfucks CATCH ME ON FIRE |
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| Jun 21st, 2009 03:00 PM | |||
| Kitsa | Yeah, I need to figure out which binder that diploma is in so I can show it off, it's pretty cool. | ||
| Jun 21st, 2009 11:26 AM | |||
| Dimnos |
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| Jun 21st, 2009 11:21 AM | |||
| Kitsa |
Yeah. This was my professor, but I think the guy you found is a good buddy of his. I took a summer Forensic Entomology class. It was all FBI-in-training and coroners- I was the only med student there. It was hot as hell and collecting maggots off dead pigs wasn't necessarily a good time, but the guy had some incredible stories. Plus, I'm on some list somewhere as being qualified to come help pick maggots off corpses. No, they've never called me. The first night we did our field work...which was a tamer version of the Body Farm, dead pigs instead of humans...he ended the day with a giant hog roast complete with lots of white rice. Never have I been happier about my part-kosherness. I ate at Arby's. My diploma is bordered with maggots. |
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| Jun 21st, 2009 09:32 AM | |||
| Dimnos |
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| Jun 21st, 2009 06:59 AM | |||
| MarioRPG |
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| Jun 21st, 2009 04:53 AM | |||
| DevilWearsPrada | yeah and anyone in the vicinity will get fathom zero bile on them and attract the horde | ||
| Jun 21st, 2009 03:29 AM | |||
| Fathom Zero | I want to explode. | ||
| Jun 21st, 2009 02:50 AM | |||
| Shyandquietguy |
I would like to dehydrated and positioned carefully in an arcade cabinet. My dick would be carved into a typical joy stick. When ever someone lost, I would ejaculate. The game would be Pac-Man, set at the last ten levels and the ghosts will be invisible. It's either that or a speed bump at the local daycare with a pave fault. |
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| Jun 21st, 2009 02:41 AM | |||
| darkvare | can you sell your body to special effect technicians? | ||
| Jun 21st, 2009 12:54 AM | |||
| Big McLargehuge | I have an unusual skull. I would like to sell it if i can. | ||
| Jun 21st, 2009 12:31 AM | |||
| Guitar Woman | Buried at sea | ||
| Jun 20th, 2009 11:27 PM | |||
| Otto | I want to be dipped in clear plastic or wax and be put up on a pole in my front lawn so I can serve as some sort of creepy lawn ornament. | ||
| Jun 20th, 2009 10:59 PM | |||
| Kitsa | I had this kickass aunt who told a bunch of people she was coming back as a bird, as she was dying. She succeeded in scaring the shit out of everyone at the funeral because it was under a tree, too close to a nest, and the bird was dive-bombing everyone randomly. | ||
| Jun 20th, 2009 10:49 PM | |||
| Esuohlim | Who cares about the body I'm gonna be a ghost and I'm going to haunt the women's locker room at the gym :rollin | ||
| Jun 20th, 2009 06:11 PM | |||
| Kitsa | Definitely not the Body Farm. My old entomology professor had a terribly amusing story concerning a woman who peeped through the fence, saw corpses strewn everywhere, and ran off screaming about a mass murder. He had a lot of good stories like that. | ||
| Jun 20th, 2009 05:52 PM | |||
| Pub Lover | I don't much care as I'LL BE FREE! | ||
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