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Nov 1st, 2010 10:26 PM
Supafly345 CHIMPLOSION -from my dik
Oct 31st, 2010 12:20 PM
AChimp I feel another comic welling up inside me.
Sep 5th, 2010 12:56 PM
Spetsnaz Pics.
Sep 4th, 2010 02:42 AM
Sam DID YOU PLOW HER?
Sep 3rd, 2010 11:57 AM
Perndog Final update: I win
Aug 20th, 2010 09:22 PM
Tadao HE ALREADY HAS THAT. A HEART ACHE!
Aug 20th, 2010 07:14 PM
LordSappington FAKE AN INJURY. WOMEN LOVE PATHETIC, NEEDY MEN
Aug 20th, 2010 10:57 AM
Tadao DON'T DO IT! SHE IS GOING THROUGH A ROUGH PATCH AND NEEDS YOUR CONSTANT HAND HOLDING!
Aug 20th, 2010 10:45 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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Fuck you guys. I know I posted in an unhappy state of mind and I did my best to sound adequately retarded. But one voice mail, one unanswered phone call eight hours later, and one text message (when the recipient is questionable about checking voice mail) do not add up to stalking.

She called back today and left me a message. Everything is cool and she wants to hang out next week.
To be honest you should blow her off next week. Maybe a day before you're supposed to hang out. I know its now what you'd like to do. That way it'll put you more in control and it won't give her a chance to blow you off.
Aug 20th, 2010 10:09 AM
Dimnos Fuck her sister before next week. If she doesnt have one go for the best friend.
Aug 20th, 2010 09:05 AM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by Perndog View Post
Fuck you guys.
OK, I figured it out.

Here's what you have done wrong; instead of trying to fuck her, you are trying to fuck us instead. Rally up, stop engaging us in sexual relations and plow that lady's bean field! How else are you ever going to work on her sex farm?
Aug 20th, 2010 01:13 AM
Sam SHE WANTS YOU TO BABY-SIT HER CHILD.
Aug 19th, 2010 11:46 PM
Tadao To hand to a restraining order
Aug 19th, 2010 11:11 PM
Perndog Fuck you guys. I know I posted in an unhappy state of mind and I did my best to sound adequately retarded. But one voice mail, one unanswered phone call eight hours later, and one text message (when the recipient is questionable about checking voice mail) do not add up to stalking.

She called back today and left me a message. Everything is cool and she wants to hang out next week.
Aug 19th, 2010 10:45 PM
Colonel Flagg Yes, much better to include real in addition to electronic stalking.

There are other fish out there, dude.
Aug 19th, 2010 10:13 PM
elx why are you calling/texting/etc if it's not working?! seriously, grow a pair and go see the girl for real.
Aug 19th, 2010 06:46 PM
Chojin back me up here ladies
Aug 19th, 2010 12:38 PM
Chojin keep in mind that all women are whores and go into withdrawal if not administered a hot dicking every 24 hours. she probably is just having difficulty fitting you into her schedule of getting railed by entire football teams.
Aug 19th, 2010 12:01 PM
Tadao No way. Hunt her down with all your skills. Some other guy is trying harder than you right now.
Aug 19th, 2010 11:48 AM
Dimnos You should back off bro. Calling and texting so much can be a big turn off. The ball in clearly in her court. Either she will call or she wont but leaving a bunch of messages and texts isnt going to change anything except maybe annoy her and make you sound desperate.
Aug 19th, 2010 01:26 AM
MLE
Aug 19th, 2010 12:29 AM
Sam OR WRESTLE ME.
Aug 19th, 2010 12:11 AM
Tadao She probably has many suitors right now, you'll have to do something manly like wrestle a bear.
Aug 18th, 2010 11:02 PM
Perndog Because MLE asked, and because the genuine angst has arrived like you knew it would:

We didn't go out the following night because we were all way tired from staying up so late the first time. I called her a couple of days later to make plans for Sunday and she was fairly enthusiastic about it. The idea was to meet by my place at and walk to a club where some of my friends were performing.

No call, no show. I left a message then 15 minutes later sent a text. Headed to the club by myself, then after a half hour she finally called back and said "I just remembered we had plans tonight. I've been on the phone for the past hour with my sister, she's going through a bad breakup. If you'll still be there for a while, I can still come meet you." Ok, better late than never.

After another five minutes, she sends a text, "Are you depending on me for anything tonight - company, a ride? I'm really tired but could rally if you need." Obviously I said no, that's ok, we'll go out another time, give me a call one of these days.

Waited three days, kicking myself for not just saying that I would call her. Finally did call her this afternoon cause I have a show opening tomorrow and wanted to invite her. Left message in the afternoon, asked her to call back this evening after I got home. No call back. Tried again a little bit ago, no answer. Not sure if I should leave another message or text or what. The first time I called her a couple weeks ago, it took her five days to check her voice mail, so I don't know if she's even aware I tried to reach her.

I'm so frustrated because all of the signs she's given me when we've actually spoken have been good. It's only this telephone silence that's eating at me, not being able to reach her or having any idea why she's not calling back. She shouldn't have any reason to be avoiding me.

So, quick, advice. Text tonight before bedtime, or wait until tomorrow and try again? Does it even matter?

Edit: fuck it, I sent a text. I've done all I can now. I just need to figure out some way to stop being so damn frustrated about this because it's not as big a deal as it feels like.

Edit 2: Ok, I feel better. All it takes is thinking about other women instead.
Aug 18th, 2010 11:53 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost MAGNUMS FOR DIRTY HARRY.
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