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Dec 1st, 2008 11:42 PM
spazboy any fucker hating on vegemite is doing it wrong. word.
Dec 1st, 2008 07:57 PM
Zhukov It's delicious.
Dec 1st, 2008 03:52 PM
McClain
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Are we the first most racist?
How can we be racist? We've got the Black House!

Perth is good times. Aussie chicks seemed to be keen on us Yankee boys. Lots of vag being tossed around. Evidently a good portion of the male populous treat their women like shit - rather be out getting pissed with their mates then wooing their dates. Put on a Sailor outfit and paint the town red.

Bagged two chicks at some nearby town called Applesauce or something like that. Fun things in a pool.

P.S. Vegemite is pretty disgusting.
Nov 30th, 2008 08:09 PM
pac-man We're in the Northern Hemisphere, Tadao.
Nov 30th, 2008 08:00 PM
Tadao Are we the first most racist?
Nov 30th, 2008 06:58 PM
Zhukov Internet is expensive and soon to be restricted, video games are expensive, most other things are really cheap though. Second most racist place in the southern hemisphere. Everywhere I have been has been very clean and full of friendly people, except for Sydney. Melbourne is probably the best place in the country. Lots of great food. The weather can be very nice, but we are experiencing a drought at the moment. Tasmania, where I live, is very rural and small, so unless you like boredom it's probably best to avoid.

I would say that I would rather live in Australia than the USA, but I haven't been over there.
Nov 28th, 2008 05:05 AM
spazboy INTERNET IS DEARER THAN THE US, DON'T EXPECT TO BE GIVEN A BETTER CAP THAN SAY 50 GIG A MONTH AT FULL SPEED, THERE AREN'T 5 FUCKING BILLION TV CHANNELS EVEN AFTER YOU GET PAY TV, AND WHEN YOU TRY TO BRING A NORMAL KEYBOARD THROUGH CUSTOMS HERE THEY PRESS CAPSLOCK AND PULL THE FUCKING KEY STRAIGHT OFF THE BOARD.

OTHER THAN THAT THERE IS ME, BUT I AM IN HIDING IN CASE PEOPLE FROM HERE STILL WANT TO HAVE ME PUNCHED OR SOMETHING LIKE THIS lolo :ool ol :smokin
Nov 23rd, 2008 04:16 AM
DevilWearsPrada ohchrist i just read this thread's name as attn: aspie mockers
Nov 22nd, 2008 09:34 PM
ZeldaQueen Oh dear...
Nov 22nd, 2008 07:52 PM
Tadao Yeah, I'm rubbing off on her.
Nov 22nd, 2008 07:50 PM
ZeldaQueen
Quote:
Originally Posted by Asila View Post
It is okay.

I am mean for other reasons. You're a good girl.
It's alright. Is something the matter?
Nov 22nd, 2008 01:31 PM
Tadao Oh, I forgot 1 thing, I think Australia is still very racially prejudice. So try to be as white as possible.
Nov 21st, 2008 09:19 PM
Asila It is okay.

I am mean for other reasons. You're a good girl.
Nov 21st, 2008 09:12 PM
ZeldaQueen Sorry. The truth had to come out.
Nov 21st, 2008 09:09 PM
Asila Thank you, ZQ.

Thank you for stealing Men At Work lyrics. Now we know.
Nov 21st, 2008 08:41 PM
ZeldaQueen Things to know:

The women glow, the men plunder (and chunder), the beer flows, and you can hear thunder.
Nov 21st, 2008 09:36 AM
BLEU I would suggest a visit to the Outback Steak House just so you can grow accustomed to the food there and its culture. I've never been to Australia, but apparently it is customary to consume an entire "bloomin' onion" before each and every meal.



Make sure to rent Crocodile Dundee, Quigley Down Under, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and Muriel's Wedding to better acquaint yourself with the people and their proud history.
Nov 21st, 2008 07:57 AM
Crimson Ghost One good thing about Australia.



1: Charlie is not in Australia

2: I bet Charlie does surf
Nov 21st, 2008 06:24 AM
MetalMilitia When you get there you either need to become someone's bitch, or kick the ass of the biggest guy there. I can show you how to make a shank from a toothbrush, some string and a razor sharp hunting knife if needs be.
Nov 21st, 2008 05:31 AM
Bod I never met an aussie I didn't like. They've always been good fun to hang out with.

The last two Aussies I met was when I was in Dublin and it took me a week to recover, my belly ached from laughing so much.

The only thing I can see bad about Australia is that a lot of good bands don't tour there. And as going to gigs is a big part of my life, that's rather important.
Nov 21st, 2008 02:53 AM
Evil Robot I've never met an Aussie.
Nov 21st, 2008 02:30 AM
Tadao I've never met an Aussie that didn't like Australia.
Nov 21st, 2008 02:15 AM
Evil Robot Jones Beach is like, well, uhhhhhhhhh..... the N word
Nov 21st, 2008 02:14 AM
Evil Robot Still though, any austrailian beach is better than Jones Beach.
Nov 20th, 2008 11:06 PM
Tadao Most poisonous place in the world.
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