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| Dec 20th, 2005 08:02 PM | ||
| sadie | wamp. :O | |
| Dec 20th, 2005 06:17 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
"yes, wear a big, fat condemn!" Well I'm glad somebody caught my oh-so-clever double entendre. |
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| Dec 20th, 2005 06:06 PM | ||
| Blasted Child |
If you're much older and more experienced than her, the relation will obviously end up with her being more dependant on you than vice verca. Typically, such a girl would fall in love with you instantly and fervently, since sex and intimacy would mean disproportionately much to her (her lacking experience of it from the past). |
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| Dec 20th, 2005 12:10 AM | ||
| AChimp | Are we talking emotionally little, or that somehow she's a tiny fat chick? | |
| Dec 20th, 2005 12:02 AM | ||
| maggiekarp | Pedo? What? | |
| Dec 19th, 2005 11:52 PM | ||
| Perndog |
 She's actually really little. Like 19 going on 14. Though that might not be the sort of thing I should admit to this crowd. |
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| Dec 19th, 2005 03:21 PM | ||
| sadie | yes, wear a big, fat condemn! | |
| Dec 19th, 2005 02:33 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
In my experience fat girls don't really care about their religion when it comes to getting fucked. For example: There was this girl who received gastric bypass surgery to make her skinny(everybody gets that fucking surgery). Now, this lady was a hard-core christian or catholic or something like that. So not long after she gets this surgery she goes out and gets fucked. Then she gets pregnant. Now she wants to keep the baby because of her religious convictions. What the fuck? one of the things they tell you when you get gastric bypass is YOU CANT HAVE KIDS. Why? Because your stomach is an ounce and you couldn't support a baby, nontheless yourself(i know people who had the surgery and their hair falls out). It's funny because, only now after she's already had sex outside of marriage(rather like a whore if i say so myself) and had a doctor ripping apart her insides for vanity does she start to think about how her religion would feel about her. She was also offended by the doctor who told her to have an abortion, and so was her whole stupid family. What a bunch of stupid fucks. I wish I could slap all those stupid bastards. Speaking of bastards, how exactly does the church feel about bastard children born out of vanity and bullshit? In essence; wear a condemn  . The fat ho will let you bone her because she has low self-esteem. Everybody knows that about fat ugly girls(most girls in general, really).I feel disgusted saying that ;( |
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| Dec 19th, 2005 02:52 AM | ||
| The Retro Kat | Just stick something pointy in her butt. She'll turn. | |
| Dec 19th, 2005 12:44 AM | ||
| Perndog | I'm told now that it might be impossible for me to hook up with this girl because I'm not a Christian (as far as this little community is concerned, I'm a garden-variety atheist). This is really sad. | |
| Nov 4th, 2005 05:28 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
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| Nov 4th, 2005 04:24 PM | ||
| kellychaos | Buy BOB some batteries. The weekend's coming. | |
| Nov 4th, 2005 04:07 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
What did he say  Tell me so I can make fun of him
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| Nov 4th, 2005 03:53 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
Only you can accuse someone of a crime and commit the same transgression within the same reply. Way to go, sport. :irony? Please don't edit your post, Fartin. |
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| Nov 3rd, 2005 10:34 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
Hey, Kelly the eighties called and they want there jokes back or Hey, Kelly why don't you get a job and tell me where you work so I can come in and order a burger with no onions and a extra f'n pickle I could go on but I'm sure he will come back with something inane. |
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| Nov 3rd, 2005 08:05 PM | ||
| xbxDaniel |
Quote:
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| Nov 3rd, 2005 04:14 PM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | leave her alone!!! | |
| Nov 2nd, 2005 05:09 PM | ||
| kellychaos | Don Henley just called. He said that there's, seemingly, no end to her innocence. :/ | |
| Nov 2nd, 2005 04:14 PM | ||
| Perndog | 'bout 225-250. | |
| Nov 2nd, 2005 03:41 PM | ||
| kellychaos | So, just how fat is she? | |
| Nov 2nd, 2005 03:39 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
Jeez things really didn't change with you did it 
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| Nov 2nd, 2005 03:26 PM | ||
| Perndog |
Ziggy, what makes you think this is a serious question? Anyway, movies don't count. Those are scripted. |
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| Nov 2nd, 2005 03:12 PM | ||
| King Hadas | Play doctor with her | |
| Nov 2nd, 2005 03:04 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
There are like 5 million movies about this
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| Nov 2nd, 2005 02:50 PM | ||
| Sacks | Walk up to her and act kind of flustered (stumble over a few words kind of but not when you're delivering the core lines) and ask her if she would like to go out for some food or something. | |
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