| Feb 19th, 2003 11:50 PM |
| YoMama |
Whoa...someones bitter! After my first post I have already made an enemy. Aint life grand? Sure slavemason...I'll have some pickled pigs feet as soon as I have time track down your mom and hack them off of her fat greasy haunches you little shit! 
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| Feb 19th, 2003 08:46 PM |
| slavemason |
I tried no to look at my grandma long enough to know what she was eating. A real spook job, she was.
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| Feb 19th, 2003 08:06 PM |
| sadie |
my granny ate pickled pig's feet. 
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| Feb 19th, 2003 07:53 PM |
| slavemason |
I hope you've brushed up on your Bolton you pickled pig feet eating motherfuck.
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| Feb 19th, 2003 07:50 PM |
| CaptainBubba |
Did you even bother to read how people reacted to Lynchie's comically identical post?
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| Feb 19th, 2003 07:45 PM |
| YoMama |
To win the war with Iraq we should send the worst of the worst american idol rejects to Iraq equiped with mega phones while they sing Micheal Bolton songs. And tell them that this will continue until they hand Sadam over. The war would be over in less that 48 fucking hours. And as an added bonous we can clense our gene pool of those retarded fucks forever!
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| Feb 19th, 2003 11:18 AM |
| me |
See, thats good, they wouldn't come back here because, as you know, the only thing that Iraq has that can reach us is, well, nothing, so they would make the Irqis their prison bitches or vice versa then we go over there and bomb the fuck out of the place. We kill everyone, women, children, even their furry barnyard friends because thats what it's going to take to destroy Iraq. If only I were president, this country would be so fucked up.
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| Feb 19th, 2003 10:00 AM |
| Zero |
and the n the inmates side with the iraqis. then they all come back and make everyone their prison bitches.
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| Feb 18th, 2003 09:27 PM |
| me |
I say that on top of the monkeys we go to all the death row inmates and give them the opportunity to be trianed and dropped into Iraq. We train them and tell them to kill everyone in country and not to come back to the U.S. Then we give em guns and drop them in and forget about them for a while. Then, we send in another wave of monkeys to kill the inmates. What a plan, taking care of tax dollars and Iraq at the same time.
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| Feb 17th, 2003 05:09 PM |
| Lynchie |
Too bad monkeys and midgits are both ideas of what our war tactic SHOULD be. And do you know what celibacy means, seriously, do you. It has more than one meaning, and one them is the sate of not being married. The other is abstaining from sex. I'm not married, so I guess I am celibate, partially. As for ugly, yeah, I probably am but I'll still get more women than you ever will.
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| Feb 17th, 2003 04:07 PM |
| Shut Up |
Inserting monkeys and midgets into every joke does not make you funny. Being ugly and celibate, however, does make you sound like Lynchie.
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| Feb 17th, 2003 02:31 PM |
| Lynchie |
Yeah, from monkeys to someones pubes is kind of a big change, I guess it did die a while ago. We do need either napalm shit throwing monkeys or a bunch of midgits with machine guns and nukes though.
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| Feb 17th, 2003 10:11 AM |
| Matt Harty |
Ah yes, and I think I said something about the monkeys turning againts us.
The world is over
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| Feb 17th, 2003 10:09 AM |
| slavemason |
Re: What our war tactic should be
I realize that these threads don't stay on the subject very long but usually the first post starts the thread. Since you don't have the attention span to read through all the posts (and I can't blame you), here is the first post for this thread.
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Originally Posted by Lynchie
I think that the easiest way to win the war over Iraq, is to gather an army of monkeys. Yes monkeys. If we equiped them with gas masks, and somehow created a powerful napalm like substance that the monkeys could throw, we'd definitely win the war over terrorism.
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| Feb 17th, 2003 10:01 AM |
| Matt Harty |
What what about monkeys?
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| Feb 17th, 2003 09:19 AM |
| slavemason |
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Originally Posted by Lynchie
First things first, slavemason what the hell was that. Secondly, is it just me or have we gone off topic a little bit.
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This thread was dead long before my needless remarks.
I kept asking about the monkeys but appartenly the topic has been changed to somebody's pubes. To keep with the change in direction, I'm up to a baker's dozen.
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| Feb 17th, 2003 12:07 AM |
| Lynchie |
Thank you, and why?
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| Feb 16th, 2003 11:46 PM |
| GnrySgtHartman |
This is officially the best topic ever made.
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| Feb 16th, 2003 10:46 PM |
| Lynchie |
First things first, slavemason what the hell was that. Secondly, is it just me or have we gone off topic a little bit.
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| Feb 16th, 2003 09:20 PM |
| slavemason |
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| Feb 16th, 2003 09:09 PM |
| Rongi |
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Originally Posted by slavemason
Thanks for the eyesore there Robo and as for you Rogi, it seems like you're just posting by the pound so you can get close to the Jamesman. Don't be shy, just give him a call and ask him out.  |
Excuse me, who the fuck are you again :/?
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| Feb 16th, 2003 07:47 PM |
| Captain Robo |
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What happened to the monkeys?
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Thanks for the eyesore there Robo and as for you Rogi, it seems like you're just posting by the pound so you can get close to the Jamesman. Don't be shy, just give him a call and ask him out.
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SHUT UP
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| Feb 16th, 2003 07:44 PM |
| slavemason |
Thanks for the eyesore there Robo and as for you Rogi, it seems like you're just posting by the pound so you can get close to the Jamesman. Don't be shy, just give him a call and ask him out.
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| Feb 16th, 2003 07:39 PM |
| Rongi |
Aww, Captain Robo is grumpy. Maybe he should take a nap.
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| Feb 16th, 2003 07:37 PM |
| Captain Robo |
SHUT THE FUCK UP RONGI
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