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Oct 26th, 2006 04:38 PM
Chojin it's like at the end of the Thriller video!
Oct 26th, 2006 02:07 PM
the_dudefather something like this i take it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:PHIL_2860_lores.jpg

creepy
Oct 26th, 2006 11:20 AM
Schimid dudefather don't worry, I was born with jaundice!

My eyes were yellow!
Oct 26th, 2006 09:01 AM
the_dudefather i had my big toenails removed from both by feet last year (ingrown), which will never grow back, it was pretty painful for a while after but the first time a went to get the bandages changed it was so nasty, as the stitchy area was blue and had a horrible smell coming from it from a 'minor' infection.

it diddnt help that the hospital staff were freaking out while telling me 'not to worry'.
Oct 26th, 2006 06:02 AM
Supafly345 I never get sick because my metabolism is so fast
Oct 26th, 2006 04:35 AM
MetalMilitia I remember having extremely bad flu once. I had to eat lots of soup and medicine.
Oct 25th, 2006 09:54 PM
GADZOOKS I got arrested once and they pulled my hair!
Oct 25th, 2006 09:13 PM
Fathom Zero
Quote:
Originally Posted by the_dudefather
almost died as an infant, malformed valve in stomach or something, took about 8 weeks to find a hospital willing to operate.

now i have a pretty deep scar on my belly i claim to have gotten in a tiger fight
Holy shit, that beats my burns any day.
Oct 25th, 2006 08:17 PM
Emu a few months ago i had a horrible fever and i nearly had to go to the hospital because of it

that's the worst sickness in recent memory ;(
Oct 25th, 2006 07:44 PM
the_dudefather almost died as an infant, malformed valve in stomach or something, took about 8 weeks to find a hospital willing to operate.

now i have a pretty deep scar on my belly i claim to have gotten in a tiger fight
Oct 25th, 2006 05:58 PM
Misdemonar haha
i know what you did last summer
Oct 24th, 2006 09:59 PM
zeldasbiggestfan Haha I know you fell off a trampoline.
Oct 24th, 2006 09:20 PM
Fathom Zero My ankle's broken.
Oct 24th, 2006 01:12 PM
QuiambaoROX TYPHOID FEVER!!!
Oct 8th, 2006 12:24 AM
Supafly345 Darryl? What's he doing here?
Oct 7th, 2006 08:11 PM
Geggy Ever accidently swallowed an air-less balloon?
Oct 7th, 2006 03:56 AM
WhiteRat Are you sure you weren't eating a sack full of Rectum Rockets from White Castle?
Oct 6th, 2006 10:50 PM
thebiggameover one time i bugbombed my little house, and didnt air it out afterward and got bible-like shits. like i couldnt stop shitting. no fucking joke i called my mom to take me to the er because thought i was gonna shit my self to death. she just took me to her house and i sleept on the toliet....
Oct 6th, 2006 07:42 PM
executioneer
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Originally Posted by J. Tithonus Pednaud
Yes! I am that hardcore.
I actually tore it while doing jumps in to a lake on a bicycle.
WHOOPS WRONG ACCOUNT
Oct 6th, 2006 06:19 PM
Grislygus Sickness, death, horrible injuries, we're really getting into the Halloween spirit here.
Oct 6th, 2006 05:43 PM
J. Tithonus Pednaud Yes! I am that hardcore.
I actually tore it while doing jumps in to a lake on a bicycle.
Oct 6th, 2006 04:57 PM
Trash
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Originally Posted by J. Tithonus Pednaud
I tore my scrotum back when I was about 14. I actually tore a good hole in it and it to be stiched and stapled. It became infected with staph, ozzed puss a lot, and made me very ill, vomiting, headaches, dizziness, all which hurt like hell.

Ever power vomit with stitches in your junk? It isn't as much fun as it sounds.

Then one testie swelled up to the size of an orange. It had to be drained daily of puss for about two weeks. Damn near had to amputate.
Wait, did you tear it by jacking off?
Oct 6th, 2006 02:24 PM
Johnny Couth I missed the majority of sixth and seventh grade because of chronic migraines and back problems.
Oct 6th, 2006 12:47 PM
J. Tithonus Pednaud I tore my scrotum back when I was about 14. I actually tore a good hole in it and it to be stiched and stapled. It became infected with staph, ozzed puss a lot, and made me very ill, vomiting, headaches, dizziness, all which hurt like hell.

Ever power vomit with stitches in your junk? It isn't as much fun as it sounds.

Then one testie swelled up to the size of an orange. It had to be drained daily of puss for about two weeks. Damn near had to amputate.
Oct 5th, 2006 05:39 PM
Mike I was actually bored enough to read zeldabigfan's post about boohooing over a typical year in preschool.
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