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Apr 1st, 2004 04:34 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by sadie
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
your mother's god responds to ultimata?!
it would seem so. i just smile and nod given such information, fearing discussions of a religious nature with her, since the magnifying glass already seems so in-my-face as of late.
So it's kind of lucky that the mouse was there to divert the wrath of God away from you, then. How's your mom's God fixed for personal loans, BTW?
Apr 1st, 2004 04:17 PM
Meeg I've owned two pet mice in my life. One I named Spotz(after my best friend... I was in fourth grade) and the other was Marcel. The first one ended up scratching both his ears off. Seriously, they were gone. It was just all blood where his ears once were. The other one went bald and lost his ears too. I guess that can happen.
---Meeg
Mar 31st, 2004 10:21 PM
Sethomas Two days ago, not one, but two mice walked into my friends' room and died in the middle of the floor. I took the latter one and set it on a table in some house lounge on the seventh floor.
Mar 31st, 2004 10:16 PM
sadie
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
your mother's god responds to ultimata?!
it would seem so. i just smile and nod given such information, fearing discussions of a religious nature with her, since the magnifying glass already seems so in-my-face as of late.
Mar 31st, 2004 03:49 PM
kellychaos My God would increase the mouse one-hundred fold in size and instruct it to devour the insolent blasphemer.
Mar 30th, 2004 08:20 PM
ziggytrix
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Originally Posted by sadie
returning with a check box, she said she told god that if he didn't want her to kill the mouse, she'd need him to get inside the box. seconds after she walked inside and put the box down, the mouse scurried into it.
your mother's god responds to ultimata?!
Mar 30th, 2004 06:24 PM
MrAdventure we have a cat problem in thsi neighborhood and the neighborhood vietnam vet says he wants to catch and breed all the black cats and make it only black cats in the neighborhood (im serious) so no mice problems for us

one time we had a mouse in the kitchen, up in tha ceiling yall, in a suspended light enclosure. the cats were all like "what is that what is that" and they got the eyes that i like to call moon-pie eyes and the cats have never been as adorable when theyre about to fuck up and slowly kill a mouse
Mar 30th, 2004 05:50 PM
Matt Harty Awww that's cute.
Mar 30th, 2004 05:47 PM
sadie i told my mom about my little mouse friend the next morning before i left for work. she told me when i returned that he'd come to visit her that afternoon when she was in her office; scampering around and stopping to stare at her every once in a while.

she said when the mouse ran into her prayer closet, she shut the door, and went to find something to catch the mouse in. returning with a check box, she said she told god that if he didn't want her to kill the mouse, she'd need him to get inside the box. seconds after she walked inside and put the box down, the mouse scurried into it. she put the top on and took it outside, letting our little friend go at the edge of the yard.

oh, and those sticky mats are hideous. i came into my new classroom a few years ago to find one the previous teacher had left over the summer; a little snake had managed to all but pull its skin off rolling around trying to get away. sick.

oh, and mariachi man needs to withdraw the sombrero from up his arse.
Mar 28th, 2004 05:53 PM
Big Papa Goat
Mar 28th, 2004 10:07 AM
Terra I've never stopped long enough to think of it that way, Slinky but it makes sense. Of course I would rather say that there are field mice in my house instead of vermin.
Mar 28th, 2004 04:34 AM
Slinky Ferret Aren't mice that live inside vermin? While the ones that live outside that get crushed to death by combine (h)'arvesters (said in a dorrrrrrrrset accent) fieldmice and good for the field?
Mar 28th, 2004 02:37 AM
kahljorn pigs and chickens are ugly smelly and not cute, though, so it doesn't really matter....

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Mar 27th, 2004 09:43 PM
da blob Damn that, david, if we came here for good witty intelligent jokes we'd end up in collective fire suicide out of disappointment.
Mar 27th, 2004 09:15 PM
Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by kahljorn
If all these stories aren't fake which they probably are, all of you are fucking mean and deserve to burn in Mickey Mouse's Hell House
Then you'd probably not like my many tales of animal abuse, like when I beat a pig to death with a shovel, or snapped a chickens neck just because I'd already closed the coup for the night. :/
Mar 27th, 2004 07:22 PM
Command Prompt maybe its not a mouse, its a rat, and a by product of you being a crack headed slob.
Mar 27th, 2004 06:52 PM
phnompehn
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Originally Posted by kahljorn
...Mickey Mouse's Hell House
No! Not EPCOT! Anything but that.
Mar 27th, 2004 06:20 PM
DamnthatDavid Welcome to the Hotel Mouseyfornia.

God, don't you just hate that you have a joke, and you know it is lame, but you can't stop youself... Dammit.
Mar 27th, 2004 06:18 PM
Terra Mice normally run along the perimeter of the rooms and not in the middle of the floor, if they are house familiar. Sadie, you might have a little mouse that came into the house for the first time and is disoriented. It's kinda cute and then when it's used to the house, it'll start running on the floor right up along side of the walls.

Once it settles in you might not see it again until it mates and has babies. At that point you'll begin to see little hide away places where they shit and urinate. In some ways they are a lot like hamsters, who will only perform elimination in designated areas - away from the nests.

As cute as it is, I'd nail the little fucker now before that place turns into Mouse Hotel.
Mar 27th, 2004 05:54 PM
kahljorn
If all these stories aren't fake which they probably are, all of you are fucking mean and deserve to burn in Mickey Mouse's Hell House
Mar 27th, 2004 03:40 PM
DamnthatDavid
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Shooting em with a BBgun is one of the choices you can make to get rid of them after they are stuck to the sticky mat.
My friend's family had a barn, and caught the mice in those humane traps. Safe for animal type. Then they would string them up from a tree, and shoot them with them high power air-rifles.
Mar 27th, 2004 03:00 PM
Mike That's "the strangest thing"? You need to get out more, sister.
Mar 27th, 2004 02:33 PM
AChimp Yeah, mice won't really run away unless you scare them. They scurry around really fast through open spaces outside because they know there's things that can eat them, and they'll freak out if people around them start freaking out (i.e. lady screams and the mouse runs even faster, causing the lady to scream even louder).

It could also be someone's former pet.
Mar 27th, 2004 01:55 PM
Mr. Vagiclean I prefer the sticky mat myself to the smacking traps. You can see all types of crap crawling on your floor after the night. I think i seen some of these roaches with wings that doesn't fly stuck right next to the mouse that was nibble it's own leg.

Shooting em with a BBgun is one of the choices you can make to get rid of them after they are stuck to the sticky mat.
Mar 27th, 2004 01:43 PM
Pub Lover When I lived in the UK I had a job working at a farm stockyard, & one of the things I had to do was kill mice, but as my boss was too cheap for traps or poison I had to do it by hand... well, steel-reinforced boot actually, but the thing was the mice where extreamly sensitive to any sound & would run, so I had to sneak around the meal shed & take them by surprise.

However, the mice that come into my current workplace at the start of winter react compleatly the other way, the louder you are the slower they move.

Mice suck, make walls fall down, & spread disease & fleas.
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