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May 7th, 2010 07:58 PM
Chojin i think it's ok to make a new thread if the old one is 4 years old, tbh
May 7th, 2010 07:43 PM
clrs http://www.myjones.com/limited/wizards

there's new flavors, for the D&D crowd.
Nov 9th, 2006 06:50 PM
Jomb I thought this was much funnier than the extreme beverage tasters, if only because the extreme beverage tasters were getting too simlar to each other. It was a pleasant surprise to see something totally unexpected.
Nov 9th, 2006 03:05 AM
James sdaffasfsadfds
Nov 9th, 2006 02:04 AM
Mockery Haha, I think "Pea" was worse than that. And yes, people, even the CAMERAMAN volunteered (was forced) to taste all the sodas.
Nov 9th, 2006 01:33 AM
Dr. Boogie
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Originally Posted by Mockery
They're not always tasty, but it's not like it's poison
Sounds like someone needs another taste of "Dinner Roll."
Nov 8th, 2006 08:39 PM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by james
I don't think you guys actually drank these sodas because you didn't throw up, even though more of them sound appealing than last year's. But the piece was still really funny.
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Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
Didn't that dude like chug those bottles though? I thought Rog just sipped at them, like a wine tasting event. This is a real classy place after all. I gotta agree with the other posters about Re being in the pieces, she adds a nice, new element to them. Please keep up the good work guys.
We drank and swallowed every Jones Soda flavor this year. No, we didn't drink the entire bottles, because much like the video of that guy, it would result in us getting sick. But we've ALWAYS tried every one of the flavors we review. They're not always tasty, but it's not like it's poison and considering the "do it yourself" food toy product foods we've eaten in the past, some of these Jones Soda flavors aren't nearly as bad. Out of everything I've tasted in the name of humor on I-Mockery, I'd have to say the 7-Eleven Slurpee Thievery gag where I actually ate the snack cake that had been sitting in the Slurpee cup for a half hour or so was the nastiest thing ever. Not because of the flavor, but because of the extremely nasty, spongy, cold 'n wet texture of the thing. Eugh...

And yeah, it's nice having Re in more pieces but she also used to be in I-Mockery stuff back in the day too. Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Mobile, Anti-Rave site, Metal Site, Pillow Sheet Fort Wars, etc. So yeah, it's not like this is a totally brand new thing for her to be appearing in pieces. :P

Anyway, thanks for the compliments everyone - glad you guys enjoyed it!
Nov 8th, 2006 08:28 PM
Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I gotta agree with the other posters about Re being in the pieces, she adds a nice, new element to them.
Masculinity?
Nov 8th, 2006 08:21 PM
xbxDaniel Didn't that dude like chug those bottles though? I thought Rog just sipped at them, like a wine tasting event. This is a real classy place after all. I gotta agree with the other posters about Re being in the pieces, she adds a nice, new element to them. Please keep up the good work guys.
Nov 8th, 2006 08:16 PM
James fsdasfsafds
Nov 7th, 2006 11:29 PM
sadie i can see your tattoo through your sleeve, re. :O
Nov 7th, 2006 08:19 PM
zeldasbiggestfan That was an awesome piece. Favorite part is when you guys got smashed. Made me lol.
Nov 7th, 2006 03:25 PM
doopa thanks chojin
And no I don't write anything for I-mockery.

And thanks to everyone else who is encouraging me.



And Jixby I am allergic to cats!

hahaohhaha no I'm not really. I'm just a kidder!
Nov 7th, 2006 03:14 AM
Supafly345 This was actually very good satire, I didn't think that another one of those jones soda articles would be good (since every single comedy website does one every year) but this was pretty original and by far the best jones soda review I've ever read!
Nov 6th, 2006 08:54 PM
Yggdrasill Well now I want to see Re as an extreme beverage tester.
Nov 6th, 2006 08:49 PM
soundtest I liked this piece too

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I think I should go back to being the one who takes the pictures.
No way, I disagree. You guys make a great team and it shows.
Nov 6th, 2006 08:08 PM
Chojin Srsly, Re, keep on keepin' on doing these things. I see you quickly becoming the token female cast member, as seen on such shows as MadTV and Saturday Night Live, pre-horrible embarassment. You provide PIZAZZ.

And the fact that y'all got farked should say something, not that the dickless idiots that frequent the site didn't like the article. You should also know by now that internet boys razz the girls as part of their colloquial mating ritual.

Did you write your own lines for that or did Rog do it all or was there some sort of accord
Nov 6th, 2006 05:47 PM
Pub Lover Funny face explosion!

P.S. Doopa was great.
Nov 6th, 2006 05:02 PM
FartinMowler how come you didn't slap him again?
Nov 6th, 2006 04:27 PM
Zomboid Looks like mock is about to burst out laughing in some of those pics. Really funny facial expressions.
Nov 6th, 2006 03:39 PM
Protoclown That's nonsense, Re. You were easily just as funny as Roger was in those pictures!
Nov 6th, 2006 02:45 PM
MarioRPG Hah, that was great. I wish I had a Jones Soda retailer.
Nov 6th, 2006 02:00 PM
Jixby Phillips here!

Nov 6th, 2006 01:34 PM
doopa btw guys I need a new icon. that shit is OLD
Nov 6th, 2006 01:34 PM
doopa Thanks Chojin

Not sure I agree though. This thing got reamed on Fark (worse than a normal Fark reaming that is). And I'm no Protoclown AM I RIGHT GUYS!

I'm just trying to be a trooper and help Rog out since he is without access to the normal crew. I think I should go back to being the one who takes the pictures. Girls don't belong on the internet funny sites. I think BOOGIE is going to have to start hamming it up
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