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Nov 7th, 2005 05:00 PM
kellychaos he's playing with the very nano-gears of the universe
Nov 7th, 2005 02:47 AM
Sethomas You're playing lame with incredible realism.
Nov 7th, 2005 02:41 AM
Jonathan Clement No, I'm playing Al Pacino.
Nov 6th, 2005 09:53 PM
Rosenstern Hehe... He's playing Marine, now. Unfortunately, he somehow managed to mispronounce "OORAH!" That's because he's a retard.
Nov 6th, 2005 06:22 PM
Jonathan Clement HUAAAWWW!!!
Nov 6th, 2005 05:41 PM
mburbank Chocolate Babies?
Nov 6th, 2005 09:50 AM
davinxtk I'm thinking maybe we should get him and Vinth together...
Nov 6th, 2005 02:46 AM
Marc Summers From: Jonathan Clement
To: Marc Summers
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:48 pm
Subject: I'm not a characer...


GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Nov 6th, 2005 01:47 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
lol. I'll cover that later... Don't worry, it'll get better down the road as I introduce more... stuff...
NO YOU FUCKING WON'T! STOP POLLUTING THIS BOARD WITH YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW, YOU RETARDED FUCK!
Nov 6th, 2005 01:45 AM
Rosenstern NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THE TORTURE SHALL CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 6th, 2005 01:38 AM
Jonathan Clement lol. I'll cover that later... Don't worry, it'll get better down the road as I introduce more... stuff...
Nov 5th, 2005 10:04 PM
FurankuS The REAL God gives you extra mining skill.


(Read his comic, it is comedy gold of the highest caliber)
Nov 5th, 2005 02:57 PM
Rosenstern The difference between Jonathan Clement and myself is that I suck and I know it, and will continue to suck until I die. Jon also seems to love the sound of his own retarded voice, but he likes to think he's a decent human being, for some reason.
Nov 5th, 2005 02:37 PM
Yggdrasill
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Originally Posted by Jonathon Clement
I had to let that out... It's GOOD to know the REAL God. God isn't supposed to make you a nervous wreck...
It is GOOD to know the REAL god. CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, MASTURBATION and NO SODOMY am I right Jon?

I just WENT to your forum for the FIRST time and WOW I think I LOVE you Jonathon Clement. And yes, DOWN the road everyone WILL feel sorry for MOCKING you, in the name of Jesus Christ, ramen.
Nov 5th, 2005 12:38 PM
kellychaos was this, really, worth a thread?

just sayin'
Nov 5th, 2005 12:22 PM
El Blanco A man with a sixth grade education and love for all animals great and small.
Nov 5th, 2005 11:44 AM
KevinTheOmnivore I don't know who Brian Fellow is.
Nov 5th, 2005 11:30 AM
Jeanette X
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you're (P) Pronunciation Key (yr; yr when unstressed)
Contraction of you are.
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your ( P ) Pronunciation Key (yr, yôr, yr; yr when unstressed)
adj. The possessive form of you.
Used as a modifier before a noun: your boots; your accomplishments.
A person's; one's: The light switch is on your right.
Informal. Used with little or no sense of possession to indicate a type familiar to the listener: your basic three-story frame house.
Nov 5th, 2005 11:20 AM
KevinTheOmnivore You're so last month.
Nov 5th, 2005 10:01 AM
sadie see, jonathan, the problem is you're not being a good little christian. didn't your pastor tell you not to venture forth into the real world with its maddeningly wide scope of views?
Nov 5th, 2005 03:52 AM
Jonathan Clement I had to let that out... It's GOOD to know the REAL God. God isn't supposed to make you a nervous wreck...
Nov 5th, 2005 02:52 AM
Sethomas Capital idea, chap. Please commence.
Nov 5th, 2005 02:32 AM
Jonathan Clement
Oh, QUIT WITH YOU'RE LIES!!!

"God doesn't WANT us to go to hell!" SO IF HE DOESN'T WANT US TO GO TO HELL, WHY THE FUCK DOES HE SCREW US OVER SO THAT BILLIONS ARE STILL GOING TO HELL?! GOD, I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO KILL JACK CHICK AND THEN KILL MYSELF! HIS COMICS ARE MAKING ME GO INSANE!!! ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! I feel like I want to light myself on fire so I'll get used to hell! If THIS kind of God rules our universe, I look FORWARD to the flames and torments of hell! Then he'll be SAD that I wasn't saved!!!

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