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Nov 26th, 2007 03:14 AM
mischief if you allow people to treat you like shit they will!
Nov 19th, 2007 05:47 PM
Sacks And that's why you should go gay, George.
Nov 19th, 2007 03:30 PM
Slinky Ferret George, not all girls are cruel. You just need to look in the right places. Love can appear from the most unlikely of places. However, it is so hard to find someone that you find special. Just be yourself and try not to get upset if a girl says something silly. Alot of girls are hung up on their ex's but you can just prove you're better by being a thoughtful, reliable and caring. Girls for so many years want the bad boys, but then they eventually realise that it's not fun being cheated on and messed around all the time and they look for someone who isn't like that. Sadly alot of girls realise this quite late in life.
Nov 16th, 2007 03:47 PM
JediScum
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Originally Posted by george View Post
i have decided that being alone is good enough.

chinese hookers are only like fiddy dollars.
If you go to Mexico, you can talk 'em down to three dollars.
Nov 16th, 2007 02:03 PM
Sacks I'm with MattJack on this one. Especially on the Party Liquor.
Nov 16th, 2007 12:40 PM
MattJack you players need to go get some party liquor and find a real easy broad.

I'm 22 and I hate women pretty much. You sucke.., I mean players, looking for love or what?
Nov 16th, 2007 08:11 AM
Cosmo Electrolux Nothing, I'm trying to be empathetic. Trying to let George know he isn't alone, and others know what he's dealing with.

(I can be somewhat nice sometimes......)
Nov 15th, 2007 10:49 PM
Terra
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux View Post
I feel your pain, George...I'm about to turn 42 and single for the first time in over 20 years.
We should start a club....
Wait. Whoa. Hold up there. What happened since I last had contact with you??
Nov 15th, 2007 03:44 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I'm not a christian.
Nov 15th, 2007 03:34 PM
mischief have you placed your ad on christiansingles.com yet?

and being single rocks.
Nov 15th, 2007 09:31 AM
Cosmo Electrolux I feel your pain, George...I'm about to turn 42 and single for the first time in over 20 years.
We should start a club....
Nov 15th, 2007 08:18 AM
Sacks You should start randomly slapping people and become and intellectual powerhouse. Harmless is the last thing you want to be unless you're into that BDSM stuff.
Nov 15th, 2007 12:01 AM
george and if they're small enough you can hit bottom!!!

even worse than the boyfriend thing, i got called harmless by a girl that i am friends with earlier. she meant it to be nice when describing me to another person, but it really hurt my feelings and i am not sure why.

sigh.

i never wanted to be single. 36 is a very awkward age to be trying to date for the first time
Nov 14th, 2007 11:39 AM
Cosmo Electrolux plus, they don't expect you to cuddle....
Nov 13th, 2007 12:23 AM
george i have decided that being alone is good enough.

chinese hookers are only like fiddy dollars.
Nov 8th, 2007 09:22 AM
Perndog I don't get it.
Nov 7th, 2007 03:44 AM
Sacks
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Originally Posted by Perndog View Post
Haha. I'm an ex-boyfriend, and this other guy went through hell for months and months because of it. Eventually the girl finally realized she couldn't have me back though, so now she can spend another year trying to get him to trust her.

EDIT: I posted this to reaffirm Bubba's last point, in case anyone was wondering.
And I thought you'd just shaved your head.
Nov 5th, 2007 12:31 PM
Cosmo Electrolux Borverg...the man, the legend.
Nov 5th, 2007 12:15 PM
Chojin Well, I guess that's it for George this year.
Nov 4th, 2007 01:29 AM
Terra Yeah I was pretty much wondering about your post.
Oct 30th, 2007 11:10 AM
Perndog Haha. I'm an ex-boyfriend, and this other guy went through hell for months and months because of it. Eventually the girl finally realized she couldn't have me back though, so now she can spend another year trying to get him to trust her.

EDIT: I posted this to reaffirm Bubba's last point, in case anyone was wondering.
Oct 30th, 2007 12:31 AM
Terra Hi George!
Oct 29th, 2007 08:52 PM
CaptainBubba Oh also if a girl is even like "yea... (ANYTHING) ex-boyfriend" then she is at the very least entertaining some thought of putting his penis in her somewhere. Srry its true.

Unless its about him having cancer, thats different. And tragic.
Oct 29th, 2007 08:50 PM
CaptainBubba This isnt entirely related but I guess could be, since you could totally apply it here:

Whenever anyone (including girlfriend) talks about anyone who I

a. don't give a fuck about
b. don't know
c. hate

I just say this:

1) Yea... I dated (him/her/it)
2) (He/She/It) did (something gross or otherwise undesireable) so I had to quit it
3) ...but not before I hit it.
4) *wink*

Step 2 is the fun part guys, enjoy.
Oct 29th, 2007 03:25 PM
MarioRPG Act like you have an ex of your own.
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