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Jul 13th, 2005 05:38 PM
kellychaos This is the worst tastin' pickle I ever hoid!
Jul 13th, 2005 11:02 AM
sadie shut it.
Jul 13th, 2005 04:22 AM
OMFG_BULLET
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your finger is half an inch long? :badumpsh
seriously
Jul 13th, 2005 12:04 AM
Emu
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Originally Posted by OMFG_BULLET
i got a cut on my finger today it hurt its almost half an inch long. i love you.
your finger is half an inch long? :badumpsh
Jul 13th, 2005 12:00 AM
Meat Jello thats nothing....one time i was on my way to the beach and we had an innertube, this tube had a long rope on it and we thought that it was all inside of the car....we were driving along and all of a sudden *Snap* the rope got tight and cut my leg pretty badly...it turns out that part of it was wrapped around the tire....

oh and i got bit by a bat and had to have rabies shots
Jul 12th, 2005 10:30 PM
OMFG_BULLET
oo

i got a cut on my finger today it hurt its almost half an inch long. i love you.
Jul 12th, 2005 05:38 PM
kellychaos One-way ticket!

:highfive
Jul 12th, 2005 02:55 PM
Chojin if i find another post like that, i'm sending you on the first train to bantown ;<
Jul 12th, 2005 02:20 PM
Meat Jello
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Originally Posted by Marc Summers
When I first saw the topic, I thought "omg, another idiot posting some crap about finding his asshole" and then I opened the thread and WOWEEE that sounds like it hurt :o
Im am deeply offended...I myself happen to be a rather unintelligent fellow, so when I go to the bathroom I used to often wonder where my "brown trout" came from...at first i thought it was wasteful anal dwarves...but a short while later i discovered (to extreme surprise) that my bum did indeed posses a hole in it...so next time you call someone an idiot for finding what everyone should know about in the first place...think of the people like me...and starving kids in Africa...Go live 8!!!!
Jul 12th, 2005 12:59 PM
ziggytrix OMFG it's tenno's arch nemisis from that other thread! :O
Jul 12th, 2005 07:29 AM
Marc Summers When I first saw the topic, I thought "omg, another idiot posting some crap about finding his asshole" and then I opened the thread and WOWEEE that sounds like it hurt :o
Jul 12th, 2005 06:43 AM
OMFG_BULLET
oo

let it bleed for a while threw the pants you got on. (this way, your pants well resemble a women in her monthly duty, thus saving you the money for a cool sex change)
Jul 11th, 2005 06:23 PM
kellychaos
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You’ve got no arms, you stupid orc!
Jul 10th, 2005 06:33 PM
glowbelly i had a similar experience, except that i was at a punk concert and i fell on a piece of glass from a broken bottle and i didn't know that i had cut my ass until the next morning at which point i promptly got myself to a doc-in-a-box for stitches. 7 of them. in my butt. i have a scar.
Jul 10th, 2005 06:19 PM
hawaiian mage You bunch of cocksuckers.
Jul 10th, 2005 01:47 PM
MetalMilitia You could put gunpouder into the cut then light it to seal the cut, it worked for rambo.
Jul 10th, 2005 01:29 PM
Helm Jeanette is like the Brian Fellow of the boards.
Jul 10th, 2005 01:25 PM
Jeanette X 1.

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Jul 10th, 2005 12:56 PM
Lotida I think you did the right thing. Drag your bleeding ass home and quickly post on the internet, on a forum that Mocks people no less, and ask for advice!
Jul 10th, 2005 08:56 AM
Zomboid I am shocked that Mock saw the opportunity to link to one of the minimocks and took it :O

PS: I seem to only post while drunk now
Jul 10th, 2005 05:49 AM
eggyolk rog beat me to it :/
Jul 10th, 2005 03:37 AM
Mockery HIS ASS IS BLEEDING
Jul 10th, 2005 01:17 AM
sadie
Re: There's a hole in my ASS

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Originally Posted by hawaiian mage
So what do you guys think I should do? Think this warrants any kind of medical attention or should I tough it out? Which method do you think will cause the least amount of horrendous scaring?
Jul 9th, 2005 09:33 PM
hawaiian mage Screw all of you bitches! I aint doin' shit!

I'm sitting on it right now, blood fusing to my clothes, and I feel FINE.

I was looking for ADVICE, not another "give into the man" speech!
Jul 9th, 2005 09:06 PM
maggiekarp Medical Care is expensive! That's why you have people dying of holes in their asses all the time in this country!

Yeah, I think you should get that looked at.
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