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Jun 22nd, 2008 02:01 AM
darkvare
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Originally Posted by Chojin View Post
I was all about to talk about how my PC destroys my interest in the 360 and PS3 when I realized this wasn't one of those threads. And I guess I just did it anyway, but we in the industry call that a disclaimer.

Crackdown is pretty great, though, as long you don't play online with Sam, who thinks it's hilarious to kill you with a dumpster/truck/car/lamppost every time you respawn.

But it's not as great as NMH!
i love crackdown is awesome specially the impaling gun it would have been epic with few tweaks like a good story line, breakable windows, a grapling hook to rapel of buildings and of course female agents
Jun 21st, 2008 05:49 PM
Lobo Tommy Mass Effect is incredible.
Jun 21st, 2008 10:35 AM
Guitar Woman I probably mention Mother 3 less than any other Earthbound fan on the forums, but ok.

Second draft is at 71%, btw!
Jun 21st, 2008 10:25 AM
MetalMilitia This is my impression of guitar woman:

;_; This game is horrible, I hate everything about it ;_;

:> Now I've played this game I like it, but I'm still going to say certain parts are horrible so as not to look like I make stupid comments about games I haven't ever played :>

MOTHER 3 MOTHER 3 MOTHER 3

I don't know anything about games so I'm going to make comments which reflect my ignorance; GTA4 HAD NO TESTERZ

Say, anyone want to hear about MOTHER 3?
Jun 21st, 2008 10:11 AM
Chojin I was all about to talk about how my PC destroys my interest in the 360 and PS3 when I realized this wasn't one of those threads. And I guess I just did it anyway, but we in the industry call that a disclaimer.

Crackdown is pretty great, though, as long you don't play online with Sam, who thinks it's hilarious to kill you with a dumpster/truck/car/lamppost every time you respawn.

But it's not as great as NMH!
Jun 20th, 2008 11:07 PM
Guitar Woman Mabye if Crackdown weren't the only thing about the 360 I'd consider getting one

I love me some Crackdown, though. God damn.
Jun 20th, 2008 11:05 PM
Fathom Zero Do you own a 360? No you don't. Shut up.

And playing at your "friend's house" (?) doesn't count.
Jun 20th, 2008 11:03 PM
Guitar Woman Mass Effect is horrible


Unless you enjoy Gears of War and not being able to see jack shit, then it's probably pretty great.
Jun 20th, 2008 11:00 PM
Lobo Tommy Mass Effect and Too Human are the only games that I would want on Xbox.
Jun 20th, 2008 10:08 PM
Guitar Woman The Wii is really the only console with good exclusives as of late, which isn't saying much. When I win the lottery and get a decent computer I'll catch up on all the multiplatform shit I missed out on by not getting an Xbox, and I'll be able to do it with halfway decent aiming.

Because, of course, they're all invariably shooters.
Jun 20th, 2008 10:03 PM
Lobo Tommy I'm probably going to get it anyways because they're aren't that many good games for the Wii. Actually, next-gen consoles in general suck.
Jun 20th, 2008 09:54 PM
Guitar Woman WHO CARES THE GAME IS GREAT AND THEY ARE WRONG
Jun 20th, 2008 09:49 PM
Lobo Tommy Gameinformer gave it a 7 out of 10 and Nintendo Power gave it a 7 as well.
Jun 20th, 2008 09:49 PM
Guitar Woman IGN is the only big name review site I can think of that gave it an "eh" review, other than that it was almost universally hailed as awesome.

Even Yahtzee liked it!
Jun 20th, 2008 09:46 PM
Lobo Tommy
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Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma View Post
A lot of its fans think it's the second coming of Jesus.

It's not so much that everyone loves it, it's that the people who do think it's better than it actually is. Then again, that is their opinion, so who am I to judge?

I'm the second coming of Jesus. And the game got very mediocre reviews, which is too bad because I thought originally the game looked great. But most reviewers decide if a game is good based on it's voice acting so....meh.
Jun 20th, 2008 11:57 AM
MartinSargent No I am not the real Martin Sargent. He's just a personal hero of mine. I love the Sarge. Watch his new stuff at Revision3.

I miss Unscrewed. I hope Jason Vorhees finds the persons that canceled Unscrewed and smashes them into a tree whilst they be in a sleeping bag yeah that would be cool
Jun 19th, 2008 10:50 PM
Chojin You don't have to do a single 'don't get hit' mission to beat the game, though.

As for bosses being repetitive, I think about half of the ones you can fight worked that way, but the rest were really very different.

Maybe you played a copy of guilty gear xx and someone replaced the cover art on you? That would really explain everything.
Jun 19th, 2008 06:41 PM
Phoenix Gamma The bosses were easy, but they were just "combo, run away, don't get it, then run back in for another combo before running away again".

The "Don't get hit" missions are bullshit. Especially the beach ones, with landmines and semi-automatic guns.
Jun 19th, 2008 05:33 PM
EisigerBiskuit I liked it. It's not GOTY. or GOTE. Just glad to have tried.
Jun 19th, 2008 05:13 PM
Schimid I got destroyed by Shinobu on the normal difficulty (mild, right?). I literally died about five or six or seven times.

It's a fantastic game. I hated it at first but loved it the more I got into it. I honestly think it makes kind of a bad first impression. Also, pinpoint any part of the game's plot that ever tried to be serious. I can't think of a single instance.
Jun 19th, 2008 12:59 PM
Guitar Woman yes I did!

I'm just bad at rail shooters.
Jun 19th, 2008 12:57 PM
Fathom Zero
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman View Post
Killer 7 was better, I thought.
NO YOU DIDN'T. You never liked it!
Jun 19th, 2008 12:57 PM
Guitar Woman EASY MODE IS FOR FAGGOTS

YOU FAGGOT
Jun 19th, 2008 12:49 PM
Chojin I meant 'hard at all' in that you can make the game not hard at all by playing on Sweet.

Though I beat Shinobu on my first try on Bitter, so maybe I just know how to play videogames idk
Jun 19th, 2008 12:46 PM
Guitar Woman well, hey now, I had a lot of trouble with all the free fights on anything above Mild.

Strangely enough the normal enemies with their own beam katanas who attack you in groups are the biggest threats, not any of the bosses.
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