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Aug 12th, 2005 10:00 AM
damnd I somewhat definitive action as one could be led to say
Jul 25th, 2005 06:00 AM
Mike Well yes, it's pretty obvious. Of course as far as you're concerned everything I write may as well be written in Wingdings. I would seriously be concerned about the mental health of anyone who TRULY thought that my concise little quip made less sense than your and Ninjavenom's posts. The guy listened to the WHOLE clip. All the way through, and then whined about emasculation...and I'm the one who gets criticized. Please. At least be nasty to me without pretending to be retarded.
Jul 24th, 2005 06:18 PM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by Mike
So what is this? Exalted Metaphors day? Go gobble a dick, at least what I said makes sense.
It did?

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gets lets me know if i should edit it didn't make sense to me but maybe i'm just missing something it hurts to try to think down to a noob's level haha am i right
Jul 24th, 2005 05:59 PM
Girl Drink Drunk Man, I don't care what anyone says, Billy Ocean sucked and so did Iron Sword II (not to mention the rest off the series).
Jul 24th, 2005 04:41 AM
sadie hello, mike! great to see you! i hope you're having a fabulous weekend so far! smiles!
Jul 24th, 2005 04:37 AM
Mike So what is this? Exalted Metaphors day? Go gobble a dick, at least what I said makes sense.
Jul 24th, 2005 04:04 AM
Ninjavenom There's a reason that being nice to the crippled is a relatively new concept. Have you ever seen a guild of barbarians with a wheelchair-bound Nord in it? Hell no. Mike, my friend, you are THAT wheelchair-toting, bearded cripple who doesn't realize he does not exist.
Jul 24th, 2005 03:18 AM
Chojin Don't mind Mike, new guy. He's still around for pretty much the same reason that the law requires stores have to have handicapped parking spaces.
Jul 22nd, 2005 09:35 PM
Mike
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Originally Posted by Ramco
after Fabio I feel immasculated and
...ummm. How were you hoping to feel "after Fabio"?
Jul 22nd, 2005 08:39 PM
Schimid SILVER POLISH!
Jul 22nd, 2005 08:29 PM
Ramco This album does worse than suck! I mean, I can pop in Hulk Hogan's CD for a good laugh every now and then but after Fabio I feel immasculated and downright creepy. I've listened to it through the whole way and the only way to preserve my sanity is to get some observations out on the table.

"And dee only music is dee music we make togetharr."
If it's anything like the music on the album I would want to get as far away from Fabio as I could...

"Fabio: On Humor"
I was expecting this track to be more entertaining, like a collection of Fabio's best jokes!

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"FABIO!!!"

"I like nawthing bettor than to surprise my lady weeth a plane teecket, and a toothbrush, and her bikini."
Any woman would be surprised to find Fabio wearing their swimsuit, clutching a toothbrush and rambling about going to the Maldives.

As we all know, every woman wants to be Fabioed...
Fabio! Fabio! Fabio!
Jul 13th, 2005 03:47 PM
Yggdrasill I can't get past that name: FABIO!

If you say it out loud ten times in the moonlight and you have a legitimately obtained copy of Fabio: After Dark, YOU WILL FIND YOUR TRUE LOVE THE VERY NEXT DAY!
Jul 13th, 2005 03:24 AM
OMFG_BULLET i just learned there is no need for the letters oo in the subject thing. i am very happy.
Jul 12th, 2005 05:31 PM
PILLOWFIGHT i would love to read this thread but i cant because its in the wrong forum!
Jul 12th, 2005 01:27 PM
Chojin shut up
Jul 12th, 2005 01:26 PM
Meat Jello Fabio is the poster man of single, slightly confused guys everywhere!

When i get up in the morning i look at my fabio poster and it inspires me to "Get going! Live your life! Maybe someday YOU can land a career in margerine and get hit in the face by a pigeon on a roller coaster!"
Jul 12th, 2005 11:40 AM
!!!! who would have thunk it
Jul 12th, 2005 06:20 AM
OMFG_BULLET
oo

i cant believe its not about butter...
Jul 12th, 2005 06:14 AM
pjalne That bird picture is perfect.
Jul 12th, 2005 01:08 AM
soundtest ...like this woman who is devoting her life to Fabio and is head of the Fabio "International Fan Club". She actually won a date with him in a charity auction for $16,000... and apparently he postponed it for like a year, cancelling about a hundred times.



http://www.fabioifc.com/

More Fabio pieces RoG!

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Date of birth (location): 15 March 1961, Milan, Italy FABGIFS/fab_butter.gif
bullet He is still single
bullet Height: 6' 3" Waist: 32" (STILL!) Chest: 48" Size 48 Jacket. Biceps 18" Weight 220lbs (And nice to hug!)
bullet Eyes: Blue (crystaline, fascinating)
bullet Hair: Black - streaked and lightened to blond and sholder length

He introduced the fragrance "Mediterraneum" by Versace. (And it was wonderful!)

Pets: Great Danes, an occasional goldfish. His dogs have a maid to take care of them.

Favorite film (last time asked): "Dances with Wolves"
Bored with TV - but has several.

Likes off-road driving; dirt bikes. Enjoys life. Owns several cars. Likes comfort, speed.

Drinks - WATER - no coffee, beer, alcohol! Prefers healthy food. NO DESERT (there is a rumour that he likes pecan pie!) He used to drink coffee - but no more. Won't take medication. Careful about what goes into his body. Very health-conscious. Seldom ill.

Does NOT cook - likes to hang out in Italian cafes. Insists on getting 12 hours sleep a night! Doesn't like it when his schedule interfers with this!

Has enough audio equipment to "wire the moon" - and speakers that will "blow your clothes off". Also plays with video editing gear. But is not on the web!

Wacky sense of humor. Beautiful smile. Polite enough to make you cry.

His current passion - the animated TV series THOR - it's been his pet project for several years and it just may finally be happening! Check out our THOR page.

Work out: one to two hours a day, five times a week or every other day, two major muscle groups per day. Also 30-45 min per day on an stationary cycle while watching TV. Refer to his fitness tape and book.

Watches: CNN, "Saturday Night Live", "In Living Color:, "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee"

Originally known as a model for romance novel covers. Actually, he was modeling before that. The first novel cover he posed for was HEARTS AFLAME in 1987. Refer to the Cover List. Romantic Times Center Piece Ad for Topaz Dreams - as Falcon

The first romance he co-authored is titled PIRATE. Followed by VIKING, COMMANCHE, ROGUE,etc. (Historicals), then DANGEROUS, WILD (comtemporary). The last one was MYSTERIOUS. Refer to the booklist for the others.

Spokesman for "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter". Occasional public appearances. Occasional TV commercials. Latest - Wickes Furniture. Look for the ICBINB cookbook in October 1999.
Jul 11th, 2005 11:53 PM
sadie great writing. and funny as hell, but i could only get through a few stanzas of two of the songs. the really funny thing is i'm sure we all know some people who actually would get turned on by this.
Jul 11th, 2005 10:45 PM
Chojin hahahahahhaha :<
Jul 11th, 2005 09:30 PM
HickMan I couldn't listen to the whole thing. It was just too much for one sitting. I swear these are the little things in life that make it all the spicier.
Jul 11th, 2005 08:44 PM
EverythingWillSuck
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Originally Posted by Spectre X
He posed for video game covers, for Christ's sake.
I got a copy of Iron Sword II in full packaging at some store. It included a two-sided poster, one side with a full-blown Fabio and the other with various Acclaim games. So now I've got a poster of Acclaim games on my wall.
Jul 11th, 2005 06:37 PM
bigtimecow the cd has the same beat throughout the entire thing. and all he does is talk about his egyptian dead dick and how he needs a woman to cure it.

i hate you.
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