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Jun 17th, 2004 05:08 PM
Drev I wouldn't seel my soul. I want to go to heaven.
Jun 17th, 2004 04:32 PM
Pub Lover Why do you need to sell your soul to be happy in this life?
Jun 17th, 2004 04:18 PM
Schimid Would you rather enjoy this life now or live in the hope that there's another life after this in which you'll live happily for the rest of eternity?

Pff.
Jun 17th, 2004 04:18 PM
kellychaos It's got sprinkles on it.
Jun 17th, 2004 04:16 PM
Sajuuk I will eat your soul, kellychaos.
Jun 17th, 2004 04:14 PM
kellychaos The buyer would have to show me my soul so I would know exactly what I was giving away then, and only after showing me the suitcase with non-sequential, unmarked $20's would I accept his offer if I considered it reasonable.
Jun 17th, 2004 04:07 AM
Poxpower
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Originally Posted by Drew Katsikas

The fact that you sell your "soul" doesn't affirm the existence of heaven. It merely means that you revoke your right to exist after death if there is an afterlife. If there is no heaven or hell, then you cease to exist as you would have anyway, but you get the ability to play sweet sweet licks.
ah :P
Still. If there's a power strong enough to sell your soul to and grant your wishes etc. etc. then ya know. But I understand the "game" :/

So if the rules just are "well, there's a magic force to sell your soul to, but it doesn't guarantee afterlife" then I wouldn't sell it. Just because right now I don't believe in magic and so finding out it exists would make me way too suspicious.

but if I'm not suppose to take that into account, then sure. Why not. Might as well get something cool like... erm.. comicbook artist? That's a high-paying job, right? :'(
Jun 17th, 2004 03:49 AM
Dr. V you could sell your copy of soul calibur.
Jun 16th, 2004 05:52 PM
Helm pst great guitarists no longer get the good life and by good life I mean sex drugs and rock n roll x forever and then do reunion tours every 6 months Look at Malmsteen or whomever you want who are considered the fastest and most technical. Just sitting there doing tutorial videos against a painted neoclassical backdrops and getting fat :fat

What you need is to sell your soul for the power to write the most emotionally charged songs, but safe. Then you've got it made and you get to have as much bespectacled emo preteen sex as you want YOU LOOK PRETTY EMO NOW, BITCH as well as money but xNODRUGSx gotta keep it clean

And to answer your question, I'd poke the guy in the eye and then say that it's a trick question there is no soul lol fuck you hah
Jun 16th, 2004 05:28 PM
AChimp I sold my soul in Grade 3 and it got thrown in the garbage when the teacher found out. :/
Jun 16th, 2004 05:22 PM
Drew Katsikas
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Originally Posted by Poxpower
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Originally Posted by Drew Katsikas
My friends and I had a similar discussion.

Given your faith in the afterlife, would you revoke your chance to live on (heaven or hell) in exchange for the skill to play the guitar better than any human being alive? This ability surely will bring you money, the opposite sex, and a rock n roll lifestyle.

:/
:o
If selling your soul actually does something more than having your friends laugh at you while you're pronouncing magic words in your backyard with your stylish tinfoil hat, then doesn't it imply that heaven and hell exists?
So, if selling your soul actually works, then it means you just passed on heaven. Or however that works anyways :/

so no way. Not even if I get to host Conan O'Brien
I thought I clearly explained this

The fact that you sell your "soul" doesn't affirm the existence of heaven. It merely means that you revoke your right to exist after death if there is an afterlife. If there is no heaven or hell, then you cease to exist as you would have anyway, but you get the ability to play sweet sweet licks.
Jun 16th, 2004 04:30 PM
Cap'n Crunch YOU COULD SELL YOUR SOUL FOR 2 SOULS AND THEN USE THE EXTRA ONE FOR WHAT YOU WANTED.
Jun 16th, 2004 11:43 AM
Ninjavenom Correction: it is the root of all evil.
Jun 16th, 2004 09:08 AM
glowbelly no.

take a job that means something to you and that you enjoy. it's what you are going to do for pretty much the rest of your life. you don't want to be miserable at something you do for a living.

the money will come when you are satisfied with your work.

plus, money is EVIL.
Jun 16th, 2004 08:56 AM
Spectre X I would sell my soul only for complete immortality. Lost limbs would also have to grow back and I couldn't get imprisoned in steel or somesuch stuff that I can't escape from.

Well, that or the guitar thing Drew mentioned.
Jun 16th, 2004 03:58 AM
Brandon Well, if I were offered the chance to sell my soul, it would pretty much clear up any confusion as to whether or not an afterlife exists.

So absolutely not.
Jun 16th, 2004 03:51 AM
Poxpower
Quote:
Originally Posted by Drew Katsikas
My friends and I had a similar discussion.

Given your faith in the afterlife, would you revoke your chance to live on (heaven or hell) in exchange for the skill to play the guitar better than any human being alive? This ability surely will bring you money, the opposite sex, and a rock n roll lifestyle.

:/
:o
If selling your soul actually does something more than having your friends laugh at you while you're pronouncing magic words in your backyard with your stylish tinfoil hat, then doesn't it imply that heaven and hell exists?
So, if selling your soul actually works, then it means you just passed on heaven. Or however that works anyways :/

so no way. Not even if I get to host Conan O'Brien
Jun 16th, 2004 12:32 AM
Count Shrimpula I'd do it. But only if the job involved the taking of other people's souls and I got a 25% soul commision for each one. That way I could construct a giant ladder out of quarter-souls to climb my wealthy ass to purgatory.

I would make one to Heaven, but I'm sure I wouldn't work that hard.
Jun 16th, 2004 12:24 AM
Dr. V but you'd still loose your soul. So why not just get the money and screw working.
Jun 16th, 2004 12:11 AM
punkgrrrlie10 b/c you do the job THEN get the money.
Jun 15th, 2004 11:26 PM
Dr. V Why would you sell your soul for a job? Just sell it for 10 billion dollars.
Jun 15th, 2004 10:38 PM
Lotida
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Originally Posted by Sajuuk
I'm gonna eat your soul.
Mine is low Carb!
Jun 15th, 2004 10:38 PM
The Retro Kat
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Originally Posted by Trippy
umm I already sold my soul for a tootsie pop when i was 9
HAY TRIPPY, HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF MY AWARD WINNING COCK?
Jun 15th, 2004 10:21 PM
Sajuuk I'm gonna eat your soul.
Jun 15th, 2004 10:20 PM
Drew Katsikas My friends and I had a similar discussion.

Given your faith in the afterlife, would you revoke your chance to live on (heaven or hell) in exchange for the skill to play the guitar better than any human being alive? This ability surely will bring you money, the opposite sex, and a rock n roll lifestyle.


So, if there isn't a heaven or hell, you just die, as you would have. If there is one, you cease to exist.

This probably belongs in philosophy. :/
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