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Oct 20th, 2012 03:52 PM
Tadao 2012

So is Ohio supposed to be eating shit right now?
Feb 11th, 2012 03:56 PM
Babs What Stefon Diggs stated after announcing he's going to be playing for Maryland, "I want to win championships and what's a better place to do it than in your city (Maryland)". I mean no disrespect or have no ill intentions towards Diggs whats so ever, but isn't it a little far fetched to believe Maryland will be close to any type of championship, especially after a 2-10 season. Maybe he's talking about the Beef O'Brady's bowl.
Feb 2nd, 2012 03:23 AM
Babs Ohio State's LOI's came in yesterday. Stacked with talent, Spencer and Washington alone are going to give some amazing talent at the DE position. Like you said, not bad given a bowl ban next season PLUS the late recruiting (time of Urban Meyer's hire).
Feb 1st, 2012 04:08 PM
MailCall Coming next season?---Urban Meyer delivers, with 25 verbal commitments, including top prospects Pittman and Spence.[/size] Not bad for a program that won't appear in a bowl next year.

Jan 10th, 2012 03:08 PM
Colonel Flagg Yes, P-Garn, it will be sweet to see the BCS committee explain their way out of this. :D

If only next season a non-BCS team would win the "National Championship" - not bloody likely with all the "good" non-BCS teams now becoming affiliated, but still, I can dream.

And Milhouse is correct - The SEC sucks big hairy donkey dong.
Jan 10th, 2012 02:08 AM
Pentegarn I think it was the first shutout in BCS Championship history though.

Now the BCS has to explain why a team that lost to the losers before beating the losers is the 'best' team this year. They have to now try to explain why this would be better than a +2 system with 8 teams competing for the prize. They have to justify this mess and best of all they have to once again explain how their system works despite being the only one that does not have a decisive postseason in all of sports.

This whole goddamn thing is more of a fraud as time passes. They hoped it would be like wine and get better with age, but it is like mayonnaise sitting in the sun instead, more and more toxic as time passes.
Jan 10th, 2012 12:54 AM
Esuohlim That was one of the most awful national championship games ever. Fuck the SEC, seriously.
Jan 9th, 2012 03:14 PM
Pentegarn So it all comes to a close tonight. When we see a game we already saw this year get played a second time. The only people who give a damn are all south of the mason-dixon line banging their cousins and chewing their chaw.

I honestly hope Bama wins this, then there will be some fucked up results where the AP poll does not agree with the BCS and I get to laugh as they fail yet again.

Since I now feel the BCS has less credibility than professional wrestling, I have decided I will watch professional wrestling tonight instead of the Big Crappy Shampionship
Jan 4th, 2012 02:30 AM
Pentegarn Agreed. The refs should not be allowed to blatantly alter the course of a game like that, especially when they had to ignore all the rules of review to do so
Jan 4th, 2012 01:27 AM
Esuohlim That one made me mad. I can't imagine a more apt situation of a game literally being taken away from you at the last minute.
Jan 4th, 2012 01:21 AM
Pentegarn And the MVP for the Sugar Bowl goes to:

The guy in the review booth who said the Va. Tech receiver didn't have control on that TD. I saw what that guy did to make sure he caught the ball, that was full control, that was the level of control where you sacrifice your own physical safety to insure you catch it. I smell a rat here because no sane person would have reversed that call.
Jan 3rd, 2012 08:07 PM
Babs A lot of respect is due to Michigan State. They truly were the class of the B1G. I can't believe how many times they had to make up for lost ground on the defensive and special teams side of the ball. Grade A B1G Nasties.
Jan 3rd, 2012 06:40 PM
Pentegarn Yeah I was saying to Mailcall "I bet Milpool is shitting puppies right now"
Jan 3rd, 2012 05:29 PM
Esuohlim That game yesterday gave me no less than three heart-attacks.
Jan 3rd, 2012 12:02 PM
Pentegarn I am glad MSU won and hope MU loses so that I can be even more right about my assertion that MU took their ill gotten at large BCS bid from a more deserving MSU.
Dec 17th, 2011 10:06 PM
MailCall Congrats to the 'Cats. OU has something to be proud of now except for its Halloween arrest record.
Dec 12th, 2011 11:22 PM
Babs I would not be surprised if the red zone was sponsored and brought to you by old spice and the defense is depicted as stench. I can imagine it right now, "and Tom Brady and the patriots p-p-p-p-p-p-power it into the end zone on an odor eliminating drive."
Dec 10th, 2011 11:06 PM
Colonel Flagg
Originally Posted by Grislygus View Post
Actually, I find it even more confusing than ever. It's a game where the position of the ball is quite important, yet all this overlay BS makes it nearly impssible to follow the ball. Too much visual "noise".

Originally Posted by Sam View Post
Dec 10th, 2011 10:10 PM
Dec 10th, 2011 07:29 PM
Pentegarn Nah I get that. In our days we had to learn football as we grew up from our dads and older brothers as God intended it. Now these graphics and explanations all appear and we are all, "I know I know SHUT UP ALREADY"

Now I get why Elvis shot his TV
Dec 10th, 2011 04:53 PM
Grislygus BAHAHAHAHA, watching the army/navy game and they superimposed a giant red box over the red zone while they were talking redundant shit about the midshipmen being in the red zone. JUST IN CASE YOU WERE CONFUSED. I know it's a stupid gripe, but it's really starting to annoy me how football games are being presented these days. Random shit popping up over the field, announcers explaining how football fucking works as if the viewers don't know, alongside constant slowmo replays of mundane crap repeated five billion times to give us retards something to look at while the grown ups are talking

I think I may secretly be an irritable bitch of a man
Dec 9th, 2011 03:40 PM
Kitsa I wish I'd gotten to this back when it was still relevant, but here it is. What a dumbass weekend I picked to try and tour Atlanta.

Georgia Dome from a safe distance:

Georgia entering in buses under police escort- people were whipping their shirts off and waving them and going WOOOOOO at the windows.

$40 parking sign- most were like $60 or $75, this was the cheapest I saw and it was full

It was mostly just a lot of general idiocy. Pedestrians were wandering the streets like cars didn't exist. Here's someone standing with a cellphone in the middle of the damn street:

And a whole lot of women were dressed really slutty, not sure why.
Dec 8th, 2011 09:05 PM
Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg View Post
Cork Soakers
Dec 8th, 2011 06:12 PM
Colonel Flagg Bovine Cork Soakers
Dec 8th, 2011 10:13 AM
Kitsa Also, the cheapest parking I saw was $40.
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