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Mar 13th, 2005 07:41 PM
the_dudefather especially since his friend was the generic dorky sidekick you see in a lot of movies these days, i was expecting him to get up and say "woah, that was fucked up d00d!!" or something

it was pretty cool movie anyway, and keanu reminded me of max payne in this role
Feb 28th, 2005 08:03 PM
darkvare
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Originally Posted by adept_ninja
I just saw the movie and I liked it...the end seemed kinda lame though i wanted more to happen but eh..not bad though
i loved how both of them didnt gave a fuck of constantine's friend when they left
Feb 28th, 2005 05:02 PM
Sergeant_Tibbs I thought it was alright, but I didn't know that it was based on a comic book. I'd recommend renting it.

Edit - Also his shotgun at the end was fucking gay.
Feb 27th, 2005 11:43 PM
adept_ninja I just saw the movie and I liked it...the end seemed kinda lame though i wanted more to happen but eh..not bad though
Feb 24th, 2005 06:24 AM
Dole 20 quid says its a humoungous bag o shite.
Feb 23rd, 2005 02:09 PM
ItalianStereotype I liked the movie, Clain. you probably will too, as I will personally piss on everyone who doesn't like it.
Feb 23rd, 2005 11:06 AM
ziggytrix i dunno what you like, and i haven't seen the movie anyway.
Feb 23rd, 2005 10:47 AM
McClain
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Originally Posted by McClain
I have no knowledge of the comic book this movie is based upon so I have no baseline. That being said, will I be disappointed? I kinda' wanted to see it. The previews make it look good.
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Feb 23rd, 2005 10:41 AM
Sieko
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
I have to say they could or have very easily replaced Keanue Reeves. he has like three faces: smile/laugh , look confused, have no emotion. I don't know what the character is suppose to be like so If he fits I guess the character might be good. I thought the preview made it look cool, but that's before I knew it was based off something.
I thought Cool breeze was good in that movie.
Feb 23rd, 2005 10:38 AM
ziggytrix That old fag, Roger Ebert, has a pretty funny review of the movie.

In the comics, he wasn't on a holy mission to redeem his soul. He did "redeem" his soul at one point, but it was through conning some demon lords of hell, not "killing" their lackeys.
Feb 22nd, 2005 08:47 PM
pjalne And when they feel pretty certain they've figured out which one is Constantine, Sting should wake up from behind the sofa and say "Well, if he is Constantine, then who the hell am I?"

Oh man, I'm totally psyched to see this movie now.
Feb 22nd, 2005 08:37 PM
Rongi that would be the best god damn movie ever
Feb 22nd, 2005 08:29 PM
pjalne If that had happened I'd probably have to remind myself it wasn't Spike the Movie every ten minutes.

They should do a movie where Constantine, Spike and Sid Vicious get drunk, pass out and get amnesia and run around trying to figure out which of them is which.
Feb 22nd, 2005 08:06 PM
executioneer james marsters lol
Feb 22nd, 2005 08:03 PM
ScruU2wice I have to say they could or have very easily replaced Keanue Reeves. he has like three faces: smile/laugh , look confused, have no emotion. I don't know what the character is suppose to be like so If he fits I guess the character might be good. I thought the preview made it look cool, but that's before I knew it was based off something.
Feb 22nd, 2005 06:05 PM
Immortal Goat
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Originally Posted by huond
yeh gies its a purty hard wurd to be speling give him a brak!
Feb 22nd, 2005 05:36 PM
McClain I have no knowledge of the comic book this movie is based upon so I have no baseline. That being said, will I be disappointed? I kinda' wanted to see it. The previews make it look good.
Feb 22nd, 2005 05:02 PM
Esuohlim Costatn sukd
Feb 22nd, 2005 02:39 PM
huond yeh gies its a purty hard wurd to be speling give him a brak!
Feb 22nd, 2005 02:31 PM
Sieko
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
You know what else is lame? Fucking morons who can't even spell Constantine. Really.
In didnt know how to spell it so i copied and pasted it from him.
Feb 22nd, 2005 01:49 PM
ziggytrix You know what else is lame? Fucking morons who can't even spell Constantine. Really.
Feb 22nd, 2005 12:46 PM
Dole
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Dissregarding ziggytrixs comment due to comics are lame.

Constatin rocked, Cool breeze over the mountain at his best.

And i thought hell looked cool =/
Wazzock.
Feb 22nd, 2005 12:10 PM
abortretryfail
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
I'm curious if you are familiar with the graphic novels (comics) this movie was somewhat based on?
I am. Familiar enough that I can't see the movie. Was a fan of John Constantine before he was in Hellblazer, back when he was a crossover character in Swamp Thing and Demon. Glad that people enjoy the movie in and of itself though. Just wish they'd called it something else. Don't care if I'm lame.
Feb 22nd, 2005 10:30 AM
Schimid sh!t
Feb 22nd, 2005 10:26 AM
Sieko Dissregarding ziggytrixs comment due to comics are lame.

Constatin rocked, Cool breeze over the mountain at his best.

And i thought hell looked cool =/
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