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Sep 13th, 2006 09:56 PM
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Sep 13th, 2006 09:53 PM
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Sep 13th, 2006 01:34 PM
kahljorn Next time this happens put your hand over your stomach like you're hungry. That way if people are paying attention or looking at you they'll think, "Man that guy's hungry" instead of, "Gross that guy's having lower gastrointestinal problems."

Sounds dissipate so I wouldn't worry too much but I'm sure at most one or two people could hear you.
Sep 13th, 2006 08:49 AM
sadie if you can hear it, so can other people. it's not like you're hearing it internally or anything. they probably just don't want to acknowledge your existance, period. i can't blame them, and i can't explain why i'm going against my better judgment in doing so either.
Sep 13th, 2006 06:53 AM
Archduke Tips Well, there is one way to find out. Rip one in class and if they turn to look for that, then they probably couldn't hear it when it was internal.

I've always thought that people can't really hear those internal gurggles unless they are particularly loud ones or other people have their head to your stomach.
Sep 13th, 2006 01:12 AM
DuFresne
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Originally Posted by Yggdrasill
Worrying if someone heard you fart is one thing but this?
It was embarassing because I was doing it A LOT, and the lecture halls were silent except for the teacher :/ .
Sep 13th, 2006 01:09 AM
zeldasbiggestfan Maybe theyre all deaf.
Sep 13th, 2006 12:55 AM
Yggdrasill Worrying if someone heard you fart is one thing but this?
Sep 12th, 2006 04:24 PM
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Sep 12th, 2006 02:47 PM
Trash Or maybe your school's students are very, very apathic.
Sep 12th, 2006 02:37 PM
DuFresne Thanks, Seth. I figured such.

Maybe I'm just a total jerk, but if I were in a classroom, and the person next to me started gurgling, my natural reaction would be to at least glance in the noise's direction... That's what was throwing me off: nobody did ANYTHING.
Sep 12th, 2006 12:55 PM
Sethomas They can usually hear it, but unless you're a total freak they can't really distinguish it from noises made higher in the digestive tract that would just suggest that you're very very hungry.
Sep 12th, 2006 12:29 PM
Gurlugon They can hear it, you fucking slob.
Sep 12th, 2006 12:12 PM
Chojin loveline
Sep 12th, 2006 12:11 PM
DuFresne
Does anybody know this?

I don't know why, but for the last two days of classes, I have been really gassy, with lots of nasty lower gastrointestinal activity. Whenever a bit of gas shifts within my large intestine, I know that I can hear it, but I simply can't tell if others can. If they have been able to hear it, then I must have the most polite classmates ever, because I get no indication whatsoever (I'd almost prefer if someone did turn to look, just so I'd know for sure). Are lower gastrointestinal noises generally heard by others, or are they totally within the body?

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