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Sep 28th, 2010 01:15 PM
goblyn I want to know why any self respecting demon would have followed that annoying beyotch around for years and years going so far as to keep childhood photos of her in the attic is beyond me. Seriously, demon, get a life already. If you had supernatural powers and could haunt any lady you like, why would you choose her? Sheesh.

In all honesty, besides the main characters both being stupid, right up until things start getting really freaky, all the "scary things" could easily have been explained away by a cat. Or squirrels in the walls. You know, seriously, my cat does way more disturbing things than the demon does, in fact, I'd rather have a demon than the cat. At least the demon politely goes and hides in the attic when caught, my cat just meows at me and tries to attack me going up the stairs.

Come to think of it, a horror movie about my cat would have been scarier!
Sep 27th, 2010 09:52 PM
Ken Hart Fell asleep. Movie was that boring.
Sep 26th, 2010 03:24 AM
Kilgore Cod Terrible movie, I simply hated it. The part where the Ouija board caught on fire made everyone in the theater laugh.
Sep 24th, 2010 01:27 PM
Delirium I did actually watch this movie home alone, in the middle of the night, but I found it boring as hell.
Sep 24th, 2010 11:32 AM
executioneer
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Originally Posted by BatmanJohnson View Post
This was the kind of movie you needed to watch at home alone.
home alone was probably a scarier movie

dudes were gonna bite his fingers off
Sep 24th, 2010 09:25 AM
bobbidyboo This movie was terrible, boring, and not at all scary. The alternate ending on the copy I got from Netflix was better, but nothing new. And the way the characters interacted was so unrealistic, most women aren't okay when their husband doesn't listen about picking up dirty socks. I'm pretty sure I'd leave a guy who was dead set on pissing off an evil spirit that's been haunting me my whole life, especially after I warned him repeatedly.
Sep 24th, 2010 06:39 AM
BatmanJohnson This was the kind of movie you needed to watch at home alone.
Sep 24th, 2010 01:49 AM
Gato I couldn't agree more. The only part that even made me jump was the drunk guy in the theater who decided to scream at the top of his lungs during the breakfast scene.
Sep 24th, 2010 12:11 AM
Sam Two and a half pickles is way to generous for this piece of crap.
Sep 24th, 2010 12:01 AM
Primortal I still don't feel like seeing this, doesn't appeal to me, and got tired of Dread Central's continuous gushing over it.
Sep 23rd, 2010 06:53 PM
Captain Seamus Count me in as one of the ones who was disappointed by this. It was tense, but not scary.

Drag Me To Hell, on the other hand, actually scared me, and it was only PG-13. Sam Raimi is a master.
Sep 23rd, 2010 05:41 PM
DavidFullam Don't let Dread Central see this. They are still circle jerking over how great this film is supposed to be and how anyone who does not like it is probably a pedophile cannibal. Drag me to hell any day of the week over this mess.
Sep 23rd, 2010 11:40 AM
Alan Bates Drag Me to Hell was a tad disappointing to me, but I did love the ending.
Sep 23rd, 2010 11:17 AM
Nick I never once thought that this movie seemed interesting enough to make me watch it.


I'd ask for your $2.00 back if I were you.
Sep 23rd, 2010 10:41 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost Drag me to hell was amazing. Paranormal Activity has a sequel coming out
Sep 23rd, 2010 06:50 AM
MightyMonarch Look up the alternate ending. I believe it's the ending used in Europe. It doesn't make up for the rest of the movie, but it's a much better ending.
Sep 23rd, 2010 04:05 AM
Copper As my friend put it, it's a horror movie about two people that have never seen a horror movie. And most of your description in the fourth paragraph there pretty much confirms it. I remember seeing all the hype for it and also remember thinking that it did have to be pretty contrived.
Sep 23rd, 2010 03:03 AM
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