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Jul 3rd, 2009 05:55 PM
kahljorn JETFIRE: ORIGINS
Jul 3rd, 2009 11:36 AM
Fathom Zero Jetfire was still my favorite part. I wish he had his own movie.
Jul 3rd, 2009 11:21 AM
Phoenix Gamma That's too bad, because there's probably gonna be a third one based on the ending. And since Bay probably isn't working on it, it's either going to be way better or somehow manage to be way worse.

I can't imagine a worse transformers movie. They'd have to take every Autobot and Decepticon out of the movie, and even then it'd still be very similar to 90% of RotF.
Jul 3rd, 2009 03:49 AM
Zomboid I could not be any less interested in this movie.
Jul 2nd, 2009 11:34 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost [quote=Phoenix Gamma;636244]The parents are upset but LOL the insurance will cover it. [quote=Phoenix Gamma;636244]



[quote=Phoenix Gamma;636244]
so that Optimus can become Super Omega Ultimate Optimus Prime HD Remix. He's got guns and shit.[quote=Phoenix Gamma;636244]

Jul 2nd, 2009 09:52 PM
Phoenix Gamma Friend bought my ticket for me, so I didn't mind going to see it.

Holy fuck. I'll give a rundown of the plot because it was really good:

Spoilers!
Jul 2nd, 2009 09:20 PM
Durrsomething Like I said before, just ignore the movie and use your money to go buy a copy of Small Soldiers
Jul 2nd, 2009 04:13 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost He looks better in jet mode in this at least. They kept showing him flying around and I was just thinking ~That's right, you keep on looking like a jet and I'll keep being happy~
Jul 2nd, 2009 02:40 PM
Sam Starscream in the movie just looks awful.
Jul 2nd, 2009 10:46 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost I heard really bad reviews about Transformers 2 but I had to see it for myself.
1. The twins were really annoying.
2. I didn't like the fact people would show up and be like "HERE I AM! I'M THIS GUY!" and then you wouldn't see them for another hour into the movie.
3. Starscream still looks like a robot version of the hunchback from Notre Dame. I was expecting him to yell out "SANCTUARY" at any time.
4. Devastator
5. Sam Witwicki's hand injury
Spoilers!

6. There wasn't much interaction with the original cast/autobots.
Jun 29th, 2009 08:26 AM
Kilgore Cod Saw the movie yesterday. I loved it. There were lots of action and explosions. The twins were kinda annoying. Needed more Megatron. Optimus was bad-ass in the end. Megan Fox is still delicious. A little robot humped her leg. That's all I have to say.
Jun 27th, 2009 04:00 AM
Durrsomething Ya know what would make a better movie?

Mighty Max

Starring Ron Perlman and Christopher Walken
Jun 26th, 2009 09:35 PM
Ant10708 communist flavored noodles
Jun 26th, 2009 09:02 PM
Tadao What kind of noodles?
Jun 26th, 2009 05:12 PM
Ant10708 Ok this shit with the racist robots or whatever is getting retarded. First of all as durr pointed out you could easily be white and talk like the supposed black robots do ie be a wigger. And also they are fucking robots with no skin color

omg they don't read much they must be making fun of black people

I mean how could you not get racism as an end result from the voice of spongebob squarepants and a fucking black voice actor. ::

Also get your panties in a bunch for this scene: a Chinese man eating noodles! the horror and ignorance!
Jun 26th, 2009 04:08 PM
Durrsomething Just watched the Spill review.

Apparently there are two wigger robots in it......

Fuck
Jun 25th, 2009 10:39 AM
robo_rob Heh, yeah Rog he's in it.

Spoilers!
Jun 25th, 2009 09:16 AM
Durrsomething Apparently yes, they supposedly got Frank Welker to voice him, but he's now some weird satellite/spaceship who shoots out Ravage who apparently is now a giant dildo that changes into one of those Kenner panther aliens......

Oh, and Devastator now looks and seems like if a Megazord violently raped one of those monsters....
Jun 25th, 2009 02:48 AM
Mockery Is Soundwave in the new movie? I'm not gonna see it, but if he's in it, I wanna know how badly they fucked him up. :P
Jun 24th, 2009 08:54 PM
Nick Me Grimlock no kiss.
Jun 23rd, 2009 10:07 PM
darkvare so i just finished watching the movie, pretty fun the new decepticons have very little screen time and the last minutes were absoloutly awesome and action packed to the max
Spoilers!
Jun 23rd, 2009 04:00 PM
Zomboid Yes, because what that movie needs is more Micheal Bay characters.
Jun 23rd, 2009 02:59 PM
Durrsomething And probaly only 12 or 8 of them have a personality
Jun 23rd, 2009 10:49 AM
Ant10708 The movie apparently has 46 robots this time around
Jun 23rd, 2009 10:39 AM
robo_rob
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Originally Posted by Kilgore Cod View Post
I loved the first movie.

I completely understand why they put all of the fleshbags in it. Amazingly, most people simply don't wanna see a big CGI toy beating up on another big CGI toy. Its too nerdy I guess. Get some black dude in there and have him say "shit just got real yo!" or something similar and people will flock to it. Its scientifically proven and stuff.
Yeah I liked it too. After 25 years of TF, I'm pretty used to seeing humans all over the fiction.
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