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Dec 29th, 2008 08:16 PM
executioneer
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BATHE IN YOUR OWN BLOOD
Dec 29th, 2008 04:11 PM
dawnna wow i never heard the term flogging the dolphin before! that sounds like some serious meat beating oh my lord lmafao g2g brb gotta potty omfg!
Dec 7th, 2008 03:40 AM
Yggdrasill STAY IN THE GAME
Dec 7th, 2008 01:44 AM
Fathom Zero THE BEST THAT MEN CAN GET
Dec 7th, 2008 12:17 AM
Yggdrasill This thread is now Just For Men
Dec 3rd, 2008 11:21 AM
Colonel Flagg

She's pretty good; it took me nearly a month to piss people off this much.

(sorry for the off-topic response )
Dec 3rd, 2008 05:09 AM
executioneer BATHE IN YOUR OWN BLOOD
Dec 3rd, 2008 05:08 AM
executioneer cut off your hands
Dec 3rd, 2008 03:41 AM
Sparklez
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Originally Posted by pac-man View Post
Shut up
Bored are we? Im typing wiseass so technically im not talking. =/ What a loser.

**~Sparklez out~**
Dec 3rd, 2008 02:28 AM
pac-man Shut up
Dec 2nd, 2008 10:47 PM
Sparklez Look , i´ll tell you the truth and im not kidding. Yes fapping did it. Your happy thing there produces testosterone, when you touch it and fap you have all that on your hand and whenever you didnt wash your hand or w/e the testoreone invaded, making all the extra hair grow.

Good news are, you won´t die =D. Unless of course you fap to death which is impossible, I think? O_o;;

**~Sparklez out~**
Nov 18th, 2008 10:59 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God View Post
Put the rest in a tupperware container and save it for lunch.


He would be a tupperwarewolf then right?
Nov 17th, 2008 04:04 PM
MarioRPG Finally, a truthful Loveline thread.
Nov 16th, 2008 06:45 AM
Zhukov "pieces of my family"

Yeah, that's a new one to me. I suppose they could be considered that.
Nov 14th, 2008 06:16 PM
Rot n Roll Pumpkihn You should start alternating hands. Maybe your rocket's unleashing the beast, because it aches for a new experience.
Nov 14th, 2008 04:13 AM
Big Papa Goat
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Originally Posted by Bad Mr. Frosty View Post
I woke up this morning with pieces of my family hanging from my mouth, and oddly enough my dick in my right hand
Is that what you call your jizz?
Nov 13th, 2008 01:24 PM
pac-man Shave your hands.
Nov 13th, 2008 11:06 AM
Dixie Put the rest in a tupperware container and save it for lunch.
Nov 13th, 2008 10:35 AM
Bad Mr. Frosty Okay, I didn't listen last night and I looked at the moon we had. I'm not sure if it was a full moon or not, because within a second of me looking up I blacked out. I woke up this morning with pieces of my family hanging from my mouth, and oddly enough my dick in my right hand

Any advice on what to do now? I need to clean up the living room first though seeing as thought my parents have company coming in a few hours, and I would find it a bit rude to leave the blood and entrails strewn about the room when they arrive.
Nov 12th, 2008 11:41 AM
Dixie If you really love them you'll make them like you.
Make sure you draw blood, it doesn't work unless you break the skin.
Nov 12th, 2008 11:20 AM
Esuohlim Threads like these are why I come to Loveline
Nov 12th, 2008 11:19 AM
Bad Mr. Frosty I see. Should I keep away from my loved ones during these next few hours?

But seriously, in my younger teen years I did a fair share of...polishing the rocket, and I believe my right hand was used more than the left, and really it has a bit more hair on the backside of it, and even my arm than my left one. Could the flogging the dolphin be any factor in this?
Nov 12th, 2008 11:10 AM
Neen to be more precise, half a werewolf.

Beware the first-quarter moon.
Nov 12th, 2008 10:50 AM
Dixie You're a werewolf.
Nov 12th, 2008 10:45 AM
MetalMilitia Fapping.
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