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Apr 28th, 2005 10:25 PM
Studio8 Loud and wet
Apr 28th, 2005 08:30 PM
Supafly345 *shut up*
Apr 28th, 2005 07:44 PM
Enquvist *sprays some air freshner around*

I do find it hard to believe people could mistake the smell of a fart to the smell of bad shrimps, silly people
Apr 28th, 2005 05:46 PM
ziggytrix this thread stinks
Apr 28th, 2005 04:26 PM
kellychaos Like an olfactory snowflake.
Apr 28th, 2005 03:39 PM
Rob Because everyone has a different aroma
Apr 28th, 2005 03:38 PM
Emu because it's a hilarous noise and you can't say you've never laughed at how loud and wet it is when you fart in the shower.
Apr 28th, 2005 03:25 PM
Guitar Woman I fail to understand why the male members of our species are so fascinated by their own flatulence.
Apr 28th, 2005 01:45 AM
Studio8
Apr 27th, 2005 11:22 PM
felix_tibs first `funny thing i have read on this forum, thank you studio!
Apr 27th, 2005 11:19 PM
Geggy What's your malfunction, numbnuts?

It's funny, mcclain, I was thnking the same person as glowbelly was describing the dude at her workplace
Apr 27th, 2005 05:56 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
i worked with a grossguy who shamelessly farted in departmental meetings AND ate his boogers.

he also had this huge belly and wore shirts that were about four sizes too small on him.

and he lived in his mother's basement.

and was in the military at one point in his life.

he's so gonna kill someone.
I'd bet even odds that, in finding some way to extract it, he is now keeping your poop in a jar and perhaps laying nightly vigil to it using a Star Wars birthday candle.
Apr 27th, 2005 05:32 PM
McClain
Quote:
Originally Posted by glowbelly
i worked with a grossguy who shamelessly farted in departmental meetings AND ate his boogers.

he also had this huge belly and wore shirts that were about four sizes too small on him.

and he lived in his mother's basement.

and was in the military at one point in his life.

he's so gonna kill someone.
"I am... in a world... of shit! And boogers!" KABOOM!
Apr 27th, 2005 05:11 PM
Studio8 Some people just don't get it!!!
Apr 25th, 2005 07:31 AM
glowbelly i worked with a grossguy who shamelessly farted in departmental meetings AND ate his boogers.

he also had this huge belly and wore shirts that were about four sizes too small on him.

and he lived in his mother's basement.

and was in the military at one point in his life.

he's so gonna kill someone.
Apr 24th, 2005 11:31 PM
Evil Robot "Oh god! Another load of fart shrimp! What the fuck!"
Apr 24th, 2005 11:21 PM
pissed off salesman yep, promoting the pointless wasting of food sure is funny.
Apr 24th, 2005 10:37 PM
bigtimecow lol
Apr 24th, 2005 10:16 PM
Studio8
Working and Farting

I'm bartending at this place now where brunch is a really big deal so I have to get there real early in the morning to set up all the Bloody Mary stuff and whatnot. On the Creole Bloody Mary, we have to put a big shrimp on the edge of the glass.
I had to fart real bad this morning and since I like farting I did it. It stunk real bad and all the waiters and my fellow bartender immediately noticed the smell. They all thought it was the shrimp and they threw away a whole bucket of expensive shrimp.
But really it was me, because I farted.

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