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Feb 11th, 2006 07:41 PM
Chojin Wait, Shakespeare posts here now?
Feb 11th, 2006 07:39 PM
Marc Summers Say, do you like that one guy? That one fag wrote all those old plays...he wore the froofy neck thing...what was his name? Anyway his plays absolutely sucked the worst shit in humanity. And anyone who likes to quote him must be a fucking drama queen who thinks that they are the pinnacle of being witty and a literary genius, just because they can speak like they lived in a castle. Actually, they metaphorically do, because they wall themselves in socially with other art fags and think that the rest of the world is just too idiotic to understand their pretentious ramblings about the psyche of a character who speaks two lines in 5 acts.
Feb 11th, 2006 01:08 AM
Pram Maven
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc Summers
shut up for the love of christ SHUT UP
Be witty, I prithee.
Feb 11th, 2006 12:07 AM
Womti but marc, you forgot the "" that goes along with most shut ups. how dare you!
Feb 11th, 2006 12:01 AM
Marc Summers shut up for the love of christ SHUT UP
Feb 10th, 2006 06:40 PM
Pram Maven
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethomas
I'm sorry I can't compare to the illustrious show of imagination that is Neo.
I think I shall adopt that as my new sig.

Thank you for the offering.

Oh, and I SCARE people for a living. I live in a really bad part of town, and I fear not man, nor beast.

The ground, which is paved, would win for me if we were to find qualms that met.

Lastly, I am small of frame, and thou art much rotund... So have at thee, mine enemy who smoketh like a chimney, and needs a belt or cumberbund, or two, for fun, or even three. Thy gut hangest out like a pig on a spit that is tied quite low to the ground; when I spin my stick, the stick doth spin thy corpse like thine avatar, around.

Words have thee much, but not quite much creativity abound. I spin thee twice and take a bite, but my chewing doth not make a sound; for I don't exist, and can't digest this, as my gut is nonexistant... Much like your words which peck like birds at my eyeglasses, insistent.

...So to speak---and well spake--if I COULD, that is... But alas, I can't, as I don't EXIST!
Feb 10th, 2006 06:32 PM
Sethomas I'm sorry I can't compare to the illustrious show of imagination that is Neo.
Feb 10th, 2006 06:28 PM
Pram Maven Your avatar won't be the only thing spinning when I flush you down my toilet

Quote:
Originally Posted by SuckTheMess
Apparently someone doesn't know the difference between insight and foresight. Quick, to the edit button!
Oh, if I could only edit your posts... And you, apparently, are the one who doesn't know the difference between the two. Thank you for pointing that out in a way that anyone could comprehend, rather than reverting to your psycho-nerdy wordy ways that would make stereo instructions pale when compared with them.

To help you enough to stop sucking for however long it takes you to retort to THIS post,

FORESIGHT is the knowlege that something will happen, to the point that one can plan out how they will react to said thing before it happens.

INSIGHT is the understanding of another's motives and actions.

OMG ROOFLE POWER BONUS WORD!!

HINDSIGHT: What you will be experiencing when you look back on this thread and wish you never answered (to?) me.
Feb 10th, 2006 06:19 PM
Sethomas Sartre was a negativist Existentialist, and also a humanist. More to the point, he was a fucking francophone.

You're not anything in the sense that you'd be too chickenshit to see me in the woods or elsewhere.

And what's with the "F.U.C.K." thing? Fuck isn't an acronym for anything, that's just an urban legend, as the slightest research in philology renders obvious.

Apparently someone doesn't know the difference between insight and foresight. Quick, to the edit button!

Your posts are boring, and not quite as scathing as a pacifier. You weren't even creative enough to come up with something better than Ebonics. Quit flaming this thread, the more you post in it the less great it becomes.
Feb 10th, 2006 06:04 PM
Pram Maven
Feb 10th, 2006 05:55 PM
Pram Maven
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethopotamous
I'm sorry I forgot about your stunning show in the Mockwars.

I'm sorry that reading my posts makes you feel like you need to look at a thesaurus for the first time. Frankly, I'm not impressed by your being a... oh, that's right, you're not anything.

And your use of the edit button makes you look haphazard and void of foresight. Sometimes appearances don't deceive, apparently.
I never entered the Mock Wars. That was before my time here, I'm afraid.

Aha, at least I don't use a thesaurus to help me encrypt my arguments into a psychobabble that even Sartre couldn't make tails or tails out of (he was a negativist).

I'm not anything? So... If I fisted you in the woods, and, (wait for it) no one was around to hear me, then not only would I not make a sound, but I could also paint the word "F.U.C.K." on you, throw you as far as I don't trust you, and you would land with an inaudible "thunk" on the ass that you have, but can not be consequentially altered via the ground that I arguably could not have thrown you upon?

I must say that I find it rather hilarious that you call my attempts at wordplay "haphazard" and "devoid of insight" while yours look like a schooled victim of Fifth Year Ebonics wrote them. (I would say "Fourth Year Ebonics", but you were held back a year for your moronicry).

As far as appearances not deceiving, I could tell that you're just a pompous poof with a pipe the second I peeped at your avatar. The fact that it is in motion only told me that you like vapidity that spins, kind of like the way that you enjoy dancing awkwardly with your thesaurus as your swing partner.
Feb 10th, 2006 05:46 PM
Sethomas I'm sorry I forgot about your stunning show in the Mockwars.

I'm sorry that reading my posts makes you feel like you need to look at a thesaurus for the first time. Frankly, I'm not impressed by your being a... oh, that's right, you're not anything.

And your use of the edit button makes you look haphazard and void of foresight. Sometimes appearances don't deceive, apparently.
Feb 10th, 2006 05:35 PM
Pram Maven Speak for yourself and whoever else you have in there, SethTheMess

I'm not impressed with your spinning avatar, or your performance in the prelims for the Mock Wars 2K5.

On the other hand, your commentary there was just as limp as the one you've got going here (albeit slowly),so at least you're keeping a format equally.

My use of the edit button would imply that I put a lot of thought into what I "write"... It also allows me to go back and correct any mistakes I might have made instead of just hitting "submit" (which you should be actually doing in the vernacular at this point, because I'm making your twenty-one year old ass my twenty-one year old bitch), at which point I take great delight in mocking your flaccid attempts at hershey squirts in a grammatical context. Go lick a steer and then tell me about the experience, as I think it will prove much more interesting than you are as a person/writer/interweb flametard.
Feb 10th, 2006 05:31 PM
Sethomas If only you could use it. If only you realized that using the edit button makes you appear more the tool that you are. If only.

And I'm hardly surprised you live in your own world, seeing as this one isn't impressed by you.
Feb 10th, 2006 05:17 PM
Pram Maven
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethomas
OH NO!! Someone took my name and rearranged it to say something else!!! WHat sense does that make?! WHY, OH CRUEL WORLD???

Oh, you suck at being verbose as well.

Just because you fail to comprehend the argument doesn't mean you win.
In my world, verbosity is tantamount to animosity, and I have both in spades... Including the ace of which I now hold:



And in regards to comprehending the argument, I'm not the one whose word count is now falling off the scale.

Your vocab may be complex, but mine's more picaresque.
Feb 10th, 2006 05:05 PM
Sethomas OH NO!! Someone took my name and rearranged it to say something else!!! WHat sense does that make?! WHY, OH CRUEL WORLD???

Oh, you suck at being verbose as well.

Just because you fail to comprehend the argument doesn't mean you win.
Feb 10th, 2006 05:00 PM
Womti please disregard this post as the author, meaning to say something witty and original, yet insulting, failed by simply saying "hi!" followed by an angry face and wishes to apologize for the inconvenience. thank you.
Feb 10th, 2006 04:58 PM
Pram Maven
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethomas
"No sé" = "I do not know". Try it in an online translator, you might learn something. If you've studied Spanish for ten years, as you obliquely implied, then you should have realized that long ago. Chances are, though, you just mean you failed Freshman Spanish and have been working with Mexicans at a fast food joint for the past nine years.

P.S. Fuck is grammatically apt to mean inclination in certain contexts, and being ephemeral in nature as part of being a conscious phenomenon, it may as well be said to fly.
"No sé" = "TWO DIFFERENT WORDS WITH ONE OF THOSE LITTLE ACCENT-EGU THINGS ON THE SECOND ONE", YOU PORTENTOUS, CONTENTIOUS, AND PRETENTIOUS WORD-NOODLIN' DOOKIE-DOODLER.

Oh, and to drive my point home, please try to tell me that the king's command to copulate has sprouted wings, because, last I heard, a flying document with the word F.U.C.K. on it was UNheard of.

In conclusion, if two toothless hobos F.U.C.K. in the forrest and there's no one else around to hear them, do they make a sound?
No? Of course not, you say? Well I agree with your unspokenness! The act itself may be unconscionable to some, but it is not a CONSCIOUS thing in and of itself, until it has been applied to someone or something. "F.U.C.K." can't fly any more than Vantz can dance.
/I win
Feb 10th, 2006 04:42 PM
Sethomas "No sé" = "I do not know". Try it in an online translator, you might learn something. If you've studied Spanish for ten years, as you obliquely implied, then you should have realized that long ago. Chances are, though, you just mean you failed Freshman Spanish and have been working with Mexicans at a fast food joint for the past nine years.

P.S. Fuck is grammatically apt to mean inclination in certain contexts, and being ephemeral in nature as part of being a conscious phenomenon, it may as well be said to fly.
Feb 10th, 2006 04:30 PM
Pram Maven
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethomas
Well, I do like the irony of appearing to know nothing about everything I've studied for the past ten years.

Umm. I haven't studied you enough to have the slightest flying fuck of a clue what you're talking about here.

And I've totally moved on past my thesis. That's why I wrote a book, genius.
I was referring to what you said my name meant in Spanish, GENIUS.

As far as your book, I would love to read it; I've been needing to catch up on some sleep.

PS: Fucks don't actually fly. They just sort of are the expression of sex between people/animals/people and animals/people and things.

Also, you have yet to prove that "nose" means "I don't know" in Spanish.

You're like one of those master guitarists who know every note and every name for every chord, and yet they still don't know why they're playing them.

OMG YOU'RE WELCOME. *LOLIEVERNEEDEDTOKNOWILEARNEDINKINDERGARTEN*

EDIT: Your entire compendium-posing-as-a-web-site reminds me of the scene in "Good Will Hunting" where the main character is nearly upstaged by the first year asshole with the over-the-shoulder sweater and ponytail combination, only being able to quote what he's read, with no thoughts of his one to reflect upon the latter. It looks to me as though what you are in dire need of, is an imagination.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Will Hunting

See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, don't do that, and two, you dropped 150 grand on a f***in' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!
Feb 10th, 2006 04:26 PM
Sethomas Well, I do like the irony of appearing to know nothing about everything I've studied for the past ten years.

Umm. I haven't studied you enough to have the slightest flying fuck of a clue what you're talking about here.

And I've totally moved on past my thesis. That's why I wrote a book, genius.
Feb 10th, 2006 04:20 PM
Pram Maven
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethomas
I thought we already went through the whole faggotry that is making puns of names, you whose name means "I don't know" in Spanish.
ENGLESA, ramera.

"I don't know", eh? Well, I do like the irony of appearing to know nothing about everything I've studied for the past ten years.

Hey, maybe when you're done humping your thesis with your needle dick, we can have an actual conversation... No pressure, of course. I wouldn't want to make your already overstuffed head explode with USEFUL knowledge..
Feb 10th, 2006 04:11 PM
Sethomas I thought we already went through the whole faggotry that is making puns of names, you whose name means "I don't know" in Spanish.

I'm dismayed at your School of TheKapn style of argument. Not that I expected better from you, but hey.
Feb 10th, 2006 04:07 PM
Pram Maven
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethomas

Or are just just the fucking tool you prove yourself to be post after post?
I'll go with "THINGS THE SEX THERMOS SAID FOR 400, ALEX".

I am here to defuse your wordy ways, and to make more sense with less of mine own.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethomas
just just
Indeed.

PS: Don't respond to my posts until I'm done editing them. plskthx

*LICKOLDLADY*
Feb 10th, 2006 04:02 PM
Sethomas It could have been read either way.

So you concede that you chose the way that suits your ends. What's the point of your being here, again?

I'm sorry that you're so pretentious that you even make up ways of typing things to impress others.

Yeah, I sure did make up orthography. All those pedants that teach grammar are just posing off of me.

Go fence some guys, as that hobby is harder to reinvent; you will be more quickly called on your bullshit, and your glancing blows will not soon hasten the fate of your foes.



God, you even suck at loquacity.

I'm also sorry about your name. Your mom just thought you "LOOKED" like a Sethomas.

You're more of a Seth-no-mas, in my opinion
.

Ay qué rico, tenemos un hispanohablante! Por supeuesto tenemos que ser más intelligente que no te parezca que me llamo Sethomas y no Seth Thomas, de vero.

Or are just just the fucking tool you prove yourself to be post after post?
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