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Nov 21st, 2020 10:41 AM
Wiffles is the virus real yet?
Jul 31st, 2020 02:41 PM
captain516 No idiots, he obviously had intel on Epstein and was going to talk, so he had to be "liquidated". A covid-related death just happens to be the perfect excuse.


God, don't you people know anything?
Jul 31st, 2020 01:45 PM
Chojin my hunch is he died from being a stubborn retard, aka old
Jul 30th, 2020 11:15 PM
Pentegarn
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Herman Cain died from Covid today. He had the money and the fame and a job in the government. He was not cured. Let me guess, the lizard people wanted him dead because he stopped feeding them homeless people by cutting housing for the poor.
You leave the Zucc's people out of this sir!
Jul 30th, 2020 04:14 PM
Tadao Herman Cain died from Covid today. He had the money and the fame and a job in the government. He was not cured. Let me guess, the lizard people wanted him dead because he stopped feeding them homeless people by cutting housing for the poor.
Jul 26th, 2020 06:05 PM
Spetsnaz I have it on good authority as a first responder that the pandemic is indeed fake, and gay.
Jul 26th, 2020 05:31 PM
captain516 Doesn't know Joe Rogan but logs onto a dead forum with barely any visitors to ask if anyone else think if the pandemic is fake. Hell, he probably doesn't even know about Reddit.

I would love to see this guy's internet browsing history.
Jul 23rd, 2020 08:46 AM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by yabuturtle View Post
Who the shit is Joe Rogan...?

How are you on the internet at all without managing to know who Joe Rogan is?
Jul 23rd, 2020 02:10 AM
Esuohlim
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we got him now guys stand your ground don't budge even if we don't believe all this baloney ourselves either just stay the course and we can continue to discuss tactics in the secret forum
Jul 23rd, 2020 02:01 AM
Esuohlim Going by pure numbers, only ~1% of the US has gotten this virus as of today. That isn't to say that it isn't serious (it absolutely is), but you don't need a giant convoluted coverup conspiracy to explain why it you aren't seeing anything from your point of view. Especially since that 1% isn't at all distributed uniformly across the country.

But, whatever, it's much easier to be arrogant and think you know more than all the scientists and medical professionals who are actually dealing with this shitty pandemic first-hand every day in their professional lives. What do you do for a living in Willow Springs, Missouri? Stand out on the street and hold up the town stop sign?
Jul 22nd, 2020 08:34 PM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by yabuturtle View Post
I notice that with everything that has happened, doesn't anyone see this is really not a pandemic?
no
no one valuable, anyway

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I mean the fact that a lot of this stuff is coming from the MEDIA is a big red flag, considering they've lied about everything else, why the hell would they start telling you the truth now.
agreed that modern news is dogshit, but where else would the information come from?

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I have friends and family all over the world and nobody I know has this virus. They don't know anyone that has it either.
cool

i see your valueless anecdotal evidence and raise it with my own, where a guy's wife on my street died from it and i know at least 3 people who have lost loved ones because of it. the dangerousness of it is likely less when you live in bumfuck missouri with a population of 2,113.

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I don't think it's nearly as dangerous as they make it out to be.
do you have the credibility to get dressed without parental guidance, let alone analyze a virus?

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Do people know that they will still count something as a covid 19 death, even if the person dies from something else but happens to test positive.
do you know this?
i've only seen people claim it with no proof that it's a common practice.

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There were even videos of people being diagnosed with the friggin virus and weren't even properly tested for it.
this is because our tests aren't good, which is also a more likely cause than a hilarious april fools prank on the world gone awry

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There's also not too many hospitals being jam packed with people. Check out your hospitals. I travel in my job and almost all the hospitals I see, especially the ones they recorded in the news, are kind of empty.
that's nice, but again it's anecdotal and you live in the middle of nowhere. yes, great, you travel, because of course you do, because you live in the middle of nowhere. please show your hospital capacity counts from your road log, and we can do some actual analysis instead of just passing a Patient First on the way to dairy queen and going HMMMMM SEEMS AWFULLY QUIET

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And when you record it and put it on youtube, vimeo, dailymotion ect. It gets taken down within a day. Put it on other forums like deviant art, religiousforums.com, templeofthejediorder.org or others and they end up taking it down AND banning you rather quickly. And nobody finds this strange?
is it more likely that they ban you to uphold a globally-colluded conspiracy, or because stupidity is contagious

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Especially with wearing the masks which don't do anything anyway except give you brain damage over time by repeatedly breathing in your own co2, which is very bad for you.
this is the part i hear the most frequently that has me baffled. why do you believe that putting porous materials in front of your face is harmful in any way? plenty of people do it daily for their jobs and have conclusively demonstrated that O NO MUH CO2 isn't a factor. did you know the air in your house goes through a filter too? my fucking god

this isn't like the time you almost died when you got lost in a Food Lion bag. it's a piece of fucking cloth. some are better than others. it does work; asians have been doing it forever since they pack into their cities like clown cars for some reason and understand how not to spread the plague.

even if it didn't work, why wouldn't you just do it out of etiquette? you know, the same reason you begrudgingly put on pants? oh right, it chokes the life out of you because you're an asthmatic spastic who can't be trusted to avoid swallowing your own tongue and routinely cheats death when you accidentally turn over in your sleep.

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but it makes it hard to breathe and focus
on this part, i'm willing to believe that you have difficulty breathing and focusing on something at the same time

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They are trying to cripple the economy. Ultra elite wouldn't do that if it wasn't to their advantage.
the world economy? why? if you cripple the entire world, don't we all end up at the same place? don't the elites run all the major corporations, which are all hit the hardest by this since they're incredibly complicated businesses engineered for specific cycles of supply and demand that can be disrupted by even a week of sales depression?

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News also doesn't tell you they had been euthanizing farm animals and closing processing plants, therefore making meat more scare and more expensive.
please no make my meat more scare

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I feel hardly anyone is taking this seriously
i agree

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and it needs to be looked at more closely
by who, you? if i were you, frankly, i'd stick metal into sockets until i had a moment of clarity and realized i'm better off trusting literally anyone but myself

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Censorship of it should give people an idea of what is happening and when the government says they are doing it for your safety, you know they are lying.
true, like when the WHO initially told people to not wear masks, because they were trying to hoard them for the medical professionals who they knew would need them because it's not a joke.

you are woefully unequipped to analyze a sentence, let alone government skullduggery and virology. i'm probably even voting on "your team" this november, and i'm frankly embarrassed to even share an election with you.
Jul 22nd, 2020 07:30 PM
Tadao Do you speak Cantonese?
Jul 22nd, 2020 07:29 PM
Tadao Also
Jul 22nd, 2020 07:24 PM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by yabuturtle View Post
You don't know what the fuck you just said, do you?


Also don't post stupid shit 3 times in a row. You can put them all in one post.

No you!
Jul 22nd, 2020 07:06 PM
yabuturtle
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
I mean he has a point. He posted a video from a extremely unknown person, people talking in a language I don't understand in a country I don't live in. I saw a lot of black screen and shoes, so you know something real is happening there. I kinda skipped past the horrible edgelord cosplay, but I'm sure it would have inspired me to laugh manically at the bus driver.

You don't know what the fuck you just said, do you?


Also don't post stupid shit 3 times in a row. You can put them all in one post.
Jul 22nd, 2020 04:59 PM
Tadao I mean he has a point. He posted a video from a extremely unknown person, people talking in a language I don't understand in a country I don't live in. I saw a lot of black screen and shoes, so you know something real is happening there. I kinda skipped past the horrible edgelord cosplay, but I'm sure it would have inspired me to laugh manically at the bus driver.
Jul 22nd, 2020 03:39 PM
Sacks

This whole thing goes deeper than you could ever imagine. Follow the white rabbit, boys.
Jul 22nd, 2020 01:02 PM
Tadao

Hahahahaha this is where you are getting your info from? Or are you the idiot behind this youtube page?
Jul 20th, 2020 05:53 PM
Tadao Oh my fucking god, your youtube link hahaha. Fucking edgelords.
Jul 20th, 2020 05:47 PM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by yabuturtle View Post
Guess you have to resort to stealing comments. Kind of pathetic.

lol wut?
Jul 20th, 2020 05:42 PM
Shrubfest Gosh, I love America.



Makes me proud to be not American.
Jul 20th, 2020 04:21 PM
yabuturtle
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Dam, and I was going to make a Kanye thread this morning, but this guy has the stupid on lock down.

Guess you have to resort to stealing comments. Kind of pathetic.
Jul 20th, 2020 02:05 PM
Tadao Dam, and I was going to make a Kanye thread this morning, but this guy has the stupid on lock down.
Jul 19th, 2020 09:17 PM
yabuturtle Sorry Esuohlim is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her.


Why the fuck not, might I ask? This forum needs to be changed and fuckers like assholim need to be kicked off.
Jul 19th, 2020 08:56 PM
Esuohlim yabuturle I'm going to send you a PM with a picture of my sad little flaccid dick and you will spend so much time kissing your screen you will literally starve to death
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